Five

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The following story is purely a work of fiction of a sexual nature. If
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I don't like this story at all, but I felt like writing something while I
try to finish scribbling notes for something else.

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Five
by:
turc443 (jjdak@hotmail.com)
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"Dude, I'm not saying that," John said waving off his friend Chuck as they
waited in line at a meet and greet for Avril Lavigne at Tower Records.

Truth be told John wasn't the biggest fan of Avril's although he did think
"Let Go" was a pretty decent pop album and she was very good looking. He was
waiting in line to get his sister Joan's c.d. autographed by her. His sister
would have been there instead, but she was still on her way back from a trip
to her grandmother's house and wouldn't be back until late this afternoon
just in time for Avril's concert later tonight. Tonight was also his
mother's birthday so he agreed to take Joan to the concert so his parents
could have the night together. Chuck was tagging along with John because he
had nothing else to do.

"Why not man it'll be funny."

"No it won't."

"Don't be a chicken shit."

"It's a stupid thing to say. I don't want her bitch slapping me."

"You big fucking baby."

"Why don't you just say it?"

"Because I don't want her bitch slapping me either. I'll give you twenty
bucks if you say it."

"Make it forty and I'll do it."

"Jeez you need to learn to live a little," Chuck said as he pulled his
wallet out and took out two twenties handing one to John. "Forty it is then,
but you get twenty now and twenty after you say it."

John and Chuck were in the middle of the line with about twenty people still
in front of them. With each person taking a moment two talk to Avril and get
their stuff signed it took almost forty minutes before John and Chuck
reached the table where Avril sat.

"Hey how are you doing?" Avril greeted taking the c.d. from John.

"Doing ok I guess. You?"

"The tour's going alright and everything seems to be running smoothly. So
who do I make this out to?"

"It's for my sister Joan." Avril took a Sharpie and quickly scribbled her
autograph and reached to hand it back to John.

"Say it man, say it," Chuck nudged John as he took the c.d. back.
"Say what?" Avril asked overhearing Chuck. John kneeled in front of the
table and began whispering.

"Look, I'm only going to say this because Chuck's desperate enough to pay
forty dollars to watch you slap me."

"What are you talking about?"

"God damn Avril you've got such a fine sweet ass that deserves a good ol'
licking."

Avril stared hard at John like she couldn't believe what he just said. Chuck
started laughing when Avril's expression soured. He started laughing
hysterically when she slapped John across the face.

"Here you go man that was worth it," Chuck still laughed as he handed John
anothertwenty.

"I'm glad you got your money's worth Chuck, now scram," Avril said glaring
at him.

"You already signed the c.d. We're on our way."

"No, John stays. I want to talk to him later."

"We've got things to do. Besides he was my ride up here."

"Well then find another ride."

"Let's go John."

"No he stays. I want to talk to him," Avril said winking her eye at John.

"Look Chuck just go walk around the plaza and find some chicks to talk to.
I'll find you when we're done here."

Chuck shot Avril the evil eye and reluctantly left the store to walk around
outside. John took his sister's c.d. and waited off to the side as Avril
signed stuff for another forty-five minutes before her time ran out. As
Tower employees began to clean up Avril grabbed her things and headed for
where John was leaning against a wall.

"Hey John look, I'm sorry for slapping you back there. Ever since those
photos of my pants falling off my ass surfaced on the Internet guys have
been saying stupid shit like to me. You were only doing it because Chuck
paid you right?"

"Yeah. I need to go find Chuck and let him know I'm still here."

"Leave him alone and come with me."

"Come with you?"

"I've got a few hours to kill before my concert tonight. There's a limo out
back waiting to take me back to my hotel. If you really want to lick my
asshole then let's go. Get in your car and follow me."

"Yeah, alright..." John replied not believing his ears.

Not believing his luck John dashed out to his car forgetting all about Chuck
and drove around to the back of the store where Avril's limo waited. As soon
as he came within the limo's site it started moving. John followed it for
close to twenty minutes before it pulled into the parking lot of some ritzy
hotel he had never been in before.
Avril led John inside to the elevator where she pushed the button marked
with a three. The elevator took about a minute to reach the third floor and
it chimed as it came to a stop and the door swung open. They walked down the
hall to room 302 where Avril removed a card key from her pocket and slid it
in and out of a slit on the doorknob.

"Make yourself comfortable," Avril said as they walked into her room and she
headed towards the bathroom.

John sat down on the edge of the bed barely able to contain himself. Avril
Lavigne had just brought him up to her hotel room and though he didn't know
what she had in mind he knew it just had to be something good. His cock
started to swell when she returned wearing a matching set of black thong
panties and bra.

"Is that as comfortable as you're going to get?" Avril asked raising an
eyebrow.

"I just didn't want to make any assumptions," John replied.

"And what kind of assumptions would you make? That I wanted to play
checkers? Please, I only invite people to my hotel room for one reason. Now
take your clothes off except your underwear." John hurriedly tried to strip
off his clothes and Avril grinned while she watched. Avril smiled when she
saw his boxer shorts. "Spongebob? You wear Spongebob boxers?"

"It's the only pair I have, and they were a gift for my birthday. I kind of
watch the cartoon when it's on."

"I see. Cartoons are for children. Sex is for adults. What do you want more?
Me or that cartoon?"

"You," John said his voice cracking. The throbbing erection was at full
attention and obvious to both.

"First let's start by taking those boxers off. Good boy," Avril said as John
obeyed her. "I can see by your penis that you're liking what you see. Is
that right?"

"Oh yes..."

"Before we go any further John I only have two simple rules for you, but
first I'd like to ask you a question. Do you want to give my fine sweet ass
a good ol' licking?"

"Oh hell yeah."

"Would you like to stick your big fat cock deep into my ass and fuck me
royally?"

"Yeah..." John squeaked out listening to Avril talk dirty to him.

"Alright then, just do as I say and we might have some fun. Will you do
that?"

"Oh yes."

"Good then. My only other rule then is you have to call me Ms. Lavigne. I'm
am not your best friend and I'm am not your sister. You will not call me
Avril, understood?"

"Yes Ms. Lavigne.

"Excellent. We're getting along nicely. This is great, but now I want your
opinion." Avril walked over to where John sat and turned around in front of
him with her skimpily clad ass facing him. "What do you think of my ass? Do
you like it?"

"It's incredible. Just looking at it makes me hard for it."
"Just looking at it? You're one of those people who prints copies of the
photos of my butt crack so you can jerk off to them aren't you?"

"----"

"Answer me John or go home."

"Yes Ms. Lavigne I have."

"And you come on the pictures before you throw them away don't you?"

"Ye-yes."

"Don't worry honey, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. I'd be insulted if
guys didn't jack off to my ass. Would you like to feel it?" John gawked at
Avril's question, but the sudden jerking of his penis by itself gave Avril
the answer. "That's what I thought," Avril smiled as she looked over her
shoulder. "Go ahead and touch it John. Place a hand on each cheek." John
slowly placed his hands on Avril's buttcheeks and nearly had a heart attack
as he felt the goodness. "So how does that feel?"

"It feels great. Your ass is so soft and round."

"Go ahead and give it a little squeeze," Avril said. She smiled as John's
hands began to fondle her butt. He was squeezing a bit harder and rougher
than what was normally acceptable by Avril's standards, but John was
enjoying his exposure to her backside. He was excited by it, and she was
happy by his enthusiasm. "John pull my panties down for me."

"Yes Ms. Lavigne," He replied as he quickly removed them allowing Avril to
step out of them.

"Now put your hands back on my ass and spread my it apart." John nearly came
at Avril's instructions, and just about lost it again as he looked in at her
puckered asshole. Precum was steadily dripping from his penis and Avril
could sense his heightened lust. "You can have a little taste if you like."

John leaned forward and pushed his face into Avril's ass. She moaned as his
tongue pushed into her sphincter wetting it up. Avril then reached down
between her legs and began to rub her clit as John continued to eat out her
ass. John was in such fanboy shock that he couldn't but help ejaculate a
small pond of white onto the floor. His cock remained rigid and stiff
regardless. Avril loved her butt, loved to play with it, loved to feel it,
loved to look at it in the mirror after a shower. John's wet sloppy tongue
was nice, but she wanted something a bit more fulfilling.

"John..." Avril whispered getting away from him and crawling onto the bed.
"Stick your fingers into my nasty wet cut and smear my cum all over my
asshole. Then fuck me nice and hard."

"Yes Ms. Lavigne."

John turned around and crawled onto the bed behind Avril where she waited on
her hands and knees. He slowly pushed his index and middle fingers into
Avril's pussy letting them soak in her girl juice. Avril moaned excitedly as
John removed his fingers and smeared her cream all over her anus. She then
began to wet herself as John grabbed her by the hips and slowly pushed his
cock into her bum.

First the enlarged purplish head of his dick squeezed inside Avril's behind.
Then slowly John pushed the rest of himself inside. His shaft wiped up the
natural lubricant from Avril's sphincter taking it along for the ride and
making entry easier. She had intended to wait until the after concert party
to pick someone up, but John provided too good an opportunity to pass up.
Avril's body burned and quivered with excitement, the epicenter being her
butthole. As John moved his dick in and out of her ass she trembled with
passion as her body heated up.

Avril's first orgasm hit her quite suddenly, though she managed to keep
quiet and keep John from getting off too soon. Had he taken a look at her
cunt he would have seen how sloppy and wet it had become and how her cum was
now dripping down her legs. Unaware of this fact though, he kept plugging
away at her bottom. Avril went just absolutely nuts when a guy's manhood
stuffed her like John was doing now. As her second orgasm hit she let out a
low cry that John heard. He also felt her sphincter start to squeeze down on
his shaft the suction action tearing away at his cock urging it to let go.
Still John was able to hold out desperate to hold onto this sensation for as
long as he could.

Avril was hurting though. She loved assplay and her first two orgasms had
been a bit restrained, but the next one wouldn't be. Her body was being
shocked by pulses of ecstasy as John continued to fuck her in the ass. His
precum was starting to dribble out again and his cock was throbbing big time
for relief.

"Squirt your hot sticky cum into my ass John! Do it now and give me a nice
white wash!" Avril cried as her cunt started to wet itself again and she
readied for major body heat.

John grunted loudly giving in to wanton temptation and giving himself relief
as his semen burst deep into Avril's bowels. She began to cry loudly as the
new found warm stickiness of her insides began to entice her. She bit her
lip and collapsed onto the bed as her body went into shock and was rocked by
number three. Avril's cunt was dripping wet and when John pulled out of her
behind her sphincter was clogged and drenched as well.

"Sorry that was so quick," John apologized not being able to stop smiling as
he laid back on the bed.

"Did you enjoy yourself?"

"Definitely."

"Then that's all that matters."

"I didn't even get to eat out your vagina."

"John, you can say pussy around me and besides who said I was going to let
you? My pussy is off limits except to me while I'm on tour."

"Oh... I see."

"I need to clean up and take a shower though. You can join me if you like
and we can help clean each other."

"I think I might join you," John replied coyly as his penis sprang back to
life.

"That's the enthusiasm I like to see," Avril smirked at John's new found
hardness.

"Just out of curiosity though," John started as he and Avril started towards
the bathroom. "Why me?"

"Because you were the one who mention licking my asshole that got me back in
the mood. Had it been Chuck who said it then he'd be here instead. You
should probably thank him the next time you see him."

"I think I will," John grinned as Avril's bra fell to the floor and his eyes
fixed on her tits.