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The Wonder Mike Show 13
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THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 13


Welcome and thank you for coming to the lucky thirteen
episode of my show. I have a little bad news for you today.
Amanda could not make it today, she is off recovering from
last week, but she will be back next week answering a lucky
fans mail.

Today we have a very special guest. The "Scream" queen and
star of Party of five, Neve Campbell. She is one of my
favorites, and lets not forget, My friend and compadre Matt,
plus Direct to video star, Kari Wuhrer. It's going to be big.

Before we bring out are guest, lets talk to Matt. Screw all of
you, we are going to talk to Matt. Get out here.

Matt have you had any luck getting a band?
No, I haven't Mike. I lost the $10. I think we can get Ricky
Martin in about 6 months though.

I have to agree with you Matt, and you will replace the money,
or else. I have another question for you Matt. Venus and
Serena Williams, would you?

Mike, I'd have to think long and hard about that one, they do
have 2 of the best bodies in the world, I guess we could
negotiate a price, If we could cut off
their heads and put a dolls head or something on those bodies,
it would be perfect.

I can't argue with you there, Matt. somebody get me O J. maybe
we can arrange something, I know men are pigs, but the
Williams sisters? I just don't know. Maybe we should bring out
our guest before the audience vomits.
Everybody please give a warm welcome to Neve Campbell, she
really deserves it.

Welcome to my humble show Neve, I loved both of the Scream
movies, and I can't wait for the third one. I also thought you
were great in The craft, and yes I saw it in the theater with
the humanoids, I mean the people.

Thanks Mike, I really had fun making the movies and I think
Scream 3 is going to be the biggest and best of them all.

Neve, I will admit, I have never seen Party of Five, I swear
I try to watch to see Lacey, Jennifer, and you, but as soon as
none of you are on the screen, I just can't watch anymore, I
really did try though. It will be even harder since Jennifer
left.

It will be tough going without Jennifer, but I think we have a
great show, I wouldn't have stayed on otherwise, our show is
more than T and A.

I am sure it is Neve, but lets get on to why you are here, I
hope your not embarrassed by it.

No, I'm not embarrassed Mike, everyone in Hollywood wants a
shot at Matt. That's not what I was talking about Neve, I
wanted you here to, well to see if I had a shot at you, and to
ask you about your other movie.

No, Mike you don't have a shot at me, we'll talk after the
show. I don't know what other movie your talking about.

Of course you know Neve, the retired blonde porn star and the
black stud. I was guessing Jake Steed and Ginger Lynn, but
then I thought Ginger might not be considered a porn star
anymore, she could be like Kari, a B movie actress.

Shut up Kari, you are too a B movie actress, if we can call
you that, Matt told me he thought you where a z movie actress,
but I stood up for you, sorry to rat you out Matt. Your
welcome Kari, is everything O k now? Good.

Sorry about that Neve, I have to keep the help in line, I mean
I have to make sure everybody on my staff is happy.

Everybody is positive you made the movie with Steed, but who
was the girl? Marilyn Chambers? Or is it somebody who retired
recently, your fans want to know.

Mike, you know that I can neither confirm or deny that I made
a porno, I can also tell you that it will not be "stolen" and
marketed like some blonde very important person did.

We all got the Pamela reference Neve, and I wouldn't call
Pam dumb, her career was dead until that movie surfaced. It
was a genius move. We have heard yours is actually good, it
had a real camera man.

I told you I can't talk about that.

I guess we'll have to wait awhile, maybe Scream 3 will bomb
and Party will get canceled and then somebody will "Steal"
your movie. Was it Tracy Lords?

I am not going to talk about that Mike, and if I don't get
what I came for I am leaving.

Come on Neve, it wasn't Linda Lovelace was it, that's gross.
How about Amber Lynn, that would be hot, wait a minute, I've
got it. Please let it be Toni James. She is somebody that
retired way to soon. She never responded to my marriage
proposal either, she married some loser instead of me, I can't
believe it, there's nobody who's a bigger loser than me, I
can't believe she picked someone else.

That didn't come out right, you know what I mean though Neve,
how could she not even bother to write back, if your watching
Toni, the offer still stands. Please tell me it was her Neve.

That's it, screw you guys, I'm going home. I told you I'm not
talking about that and you just keep bringing it up.

I'm sorry Neve, we can get straight to the action. Kari, Matt,
it's time to earn your pay.

What pay?

The pay you would be getting if we had a budget.

Kari has made her move on Neve, she has slipped off her
pants, Neve has grabbed Kari's boobs, it is hot so far Matt is
just watching so far.

Kari is sitting on Neve's face now, she is pulling Neve up by
the hair, she is forcing Neve to eat her, well, I shouldn't
say forcing, Neve had her tongue stuck out before Kari grabbed
her.

Neve has just rammed 4 fingers into Kari, look at all the
room, Kari has slipped three fingers into Neve's cunt, Neve is
lifting her knees up, Kari just worked a fourth finger into
her twat. Matt is now standing in front of Kari, he is fucking
her face, Kari is sucking like
a pro. Man she chose the wrong kind of movies to appear in.

What was wrong with that Kari, I paid you a compliment, how
come every time you tell a girl she sucks cock like a pro, she
gets mad, I just don't understand it. Now shut up and go back
to work.

Matt is rock hard now, his twenty inch monster is pointing
straight up, he is going over to Neve now, he is laying on top
of her, Neve is spreading her legs as wide as she could, this
must be just like a movie audition, Matt is working his cock
into her cunt now, Neve is starting to groan.

Matt has half his cock worked into her now, Kari is licking
Neve's cunt, Neve is beginning to scream now, it sounds just
like a movie, Matt has just slammed the whole thing inside of
her.

Matt has her around the waist, he is ramming that cock into
her as hard as he can, Neve has gone limp already, I guess she
can't handle Matt. I am surprised. She still has her tongue
stuck out though.

Kari is grinding her cunt up and down Neve's tongue, I guess
you won't be complaining about working her anymore will you,
what other show lets you fuck the guest?

Wait until after the show Mike, I'll give you a list.

O k Kari, now shut up and do you job.

Matt has rolled Neve over onto her stomach, she is laying
flat, he is stuffing his cock back inside of her, Neve has
stopped screaming now, she just has a stupid grin on her face.

Matt has put his arms all the way around her, he is lifting
her up slightly, by the waist. He is pummeling her cunt now,
Neve still isn't screaming though. Matt is ramming it to her
harder.

Wait a minute Neve is putting something in her mouth, those
are crackers, she is eating crackers on my bed, that's it,
stop the show and get her out of her, I won't stand for that.
Neve get your ass off of my set.

Everybody please it down, I have prepared for an incident like
this, somebody bring out Amanda, let her earn her pay.

Mike, you know Amanda's not here, remember?

Duh, I forgot, we still have twenty minutes left to fill,
Kari, Matt do something. It's your turn to save the show.

Kari has rolled Matt onto his back, she is slurping up and
down his cock, I think she is licking all of Neve's juices off
of it. Matt is thrusting up into her throat.

Kari has stopped moving now, Matt has about fifteen inches of
cock rammed down her throat, his cock is going limp now, he
has emptied his load down her throat. Yes, I see Kari, all
gone.

We still have fifteen minutes of show left to do, I hate to
leave the show early, but There is nothing we can do. Wait a
minute I am getting world from the back, they say hit the ask
Ashley music.

Hit the music, but we had to change it to Ask Amanda,
remember?

Please welcome?

Holy shit, Ladies and Gentleman please welcome Ashley Judd.

The floor is all yours Ashley.

Thanks, Mike, I have been a big fan and I came down to watch
and see if I could get booked, I saw you needed help and her I
am, I will take a question from a fan.

Ashley, how can an average Joe like myself screw a big star
like you?

You can't.

Ashley, I know I haven't been that nice, but I think that was
rude, maybe you shouldn't take anymore questions, come over
here and lets have a chat.

Ashley, I saw Double Jeopardy, the one thing I remember is
watching your narrow ass switch back and forth for the entire
movie.

Thanks I guess Mike, it was a rough movie and wasn't meant to
be sexy.

It was though Ashley, it was like I was hypnotized, just
watching back and forth, back and forth, it was amazing, the
only thing I could think of was ramming my cock into that tiny
ass.

Please Mike be my guest.

I can't believe it, Ashley Judd is pulling down her pants,
she has dropped to her hands and knees and is inviting me
over. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.

Are you ready Ashley, I am slipping my cock into your ass
now, slowly, slowly, that's it, now rock back onto my cock,
cool, it's all the way in now.

I know I have always said this is too close to going the other
way, not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's
Ashley Judd, who wouldn't?

I hope it doesn't hurt much Ashley, I am going to go a little
harder now. Harder. Now a little harder. That's it, now rock
back harder Ashley.

God, Ashley is ramming back onto my cock, her comes Kari to
help. Please Kari get out of the way, A real actress is plying
her trade.

Watch your mouth Kari, this is a family show.

Ashley is slamming her ass back on my cock as hard as she
can, man, it's good to be the king. I am going to pull you
hair back now Ashley, O k.

That's the way I like it Mike.

I have two handfuls of her hair, I am yanking back so I can
fuck her harder, I think she is cumming, she Ashley is
cumming, Kari has just laid underneath her, she is lapping up
Ashley's cum.

I need you to suck me off Ashley.

That's right, wrap those lips tighter around my cock, suck it
deeper, deeper, cool, you've got the whole thing in your
mouth.

Don't worry Ashley, I'll tell you went I'm going to.

I just shot my load down Ashley's throat, sorry about that.
She has swallowed it all. Kari is shoving her tongue down
Ashley's throat, she is trying to suck the cum right out of
her. I knew there was a reason to keep her around.

That's all the show we have for today folk, Please watch
Party of five every Wednesday night of Fox, and look for Neve
Campbell in Scream 3.

I would also like to thank Ashley Judd for dropping by and
helping out, go see Double Jeopardy, if you don't like the
movie you can at least stare at her ass for an hour.

Please join us next week when our special guest will be, Gina
Gershon, plus the return of little Amanda Bynes

Remember, Angels fly because they take themselves lightly

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The Wonder Mike Show 14
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading.



THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 14


Welcome again, and thanks for joining me this week. We have
a special show in store for you today. First of all we have the
returning Amanda Bynes. Please give her a big hand.

Or special guest star today. You know her from the classic movie
showgirls, she is the star of the new television show Scoops. Gina
Gershon. Treat her nice.

Also we have a special announcement from my best friend in
the whole world Matt. I have no idea what it is. Also as usual my
co-host is Kari Wuhrer, she also has a special announcement.

I will have a special announcement later on in the show later
today also, it is a really big show, I hope we can fit it all in.
Sit back and enjoy.

I guess we should bring out Matt first, to make his announcement. Matt
the floor is yours, and this better be good.

Thanks Mike, as you know I was on a mission to find a band for the show,
I had a deal with A flock of Seagulls, but I thought, they would make a huge
mess, I then contacted Thomas Dolby, but he wanted Fifteen dollars and the
bottle of booze and that was just too much for our budget.

I called Wang Chung to join, but they were out having fun tonight,
I did find someone who wants to be a part of the show, come on out.

Ladies and gentlemen, the star of Moesha, and an award winning singer, Brandy.
Please give her a big hand. She's all your Mike.

Thanks Matt, It is good to see you Brandy I have never seen your show or heard
any of your songs, but I did see you in I still know what you did last summer, I
was
impressed. Well, I thought, "What a piece of ass.

Thanks, I think Mike, I have been a big fan of you show since the beginning. It
has
been a dream of mine to be here.

So, Brandy, did you want to sing on the show? Or what?

Mike, I want to be a part of the show anyway I can.

Matt, sit down, we have a special guest today, I am sure you want a shot at
Brandy,
but you should have gotten her scheduled for a show.

Wait a minute folks, there is a commotion in the back, Ladies in gentleman
it is Gina Gershon, I guess she is coming out early. Please give her a really
big hand.

Welcome Gina and thanks for coming today.

Shut up Mike, I am her about Brandy now, how dare that bitch try to steal my
spotlight. I will kill her

Hold on Gina, I am sure Brandy's not trying to steal anything, I am sure Matt
just brought her out to audition to for us, we thought it would be nice to have
somebody sing to my ten's and ten's of fans, isn't that right Brandy.

No, Mike. I came to get fucked by Matt.

I wish you hadn't said that Brandy.

Gina, come back here, this isn't the Jerry Springer show, besides, at least
wait until I can go get a vat of mud.

Ladies and gentlemen, Gina has tackled Brandy. She has a hold of Brandy's hair
and she is slamming it against to floor. It looks like Brandy is in serious
trouble
here. I wonder if I should do something. Matt go get some popcorn.

Gina is sitting on Brandy's chest, she is dribbling her head like a basketball,
Brandy
is trying to kick her but it is no use. Brandy's kicks are getting weaker, Kari,
I think you
better go break it up, it would be ashamed if Gina killed her, think about the
ratings though. Never mind, break it up.

Gina come sit down next to me, nobody's going to take your spot, calm down and
don't hurt me. As soon as Matt gets back with the popcorn, you will get what you
want, let's just make sure Brandy is all right.

How's she doing Kari?

Let me check Mike.

Kari, why are you taking off your top, Kari what are you doing? Kari put
Brandy's pants back on. I guess Brandy can't get what she wants, but of course
if you try sometime, everybody join in. You get what you need.

Kari has spread Brandy's legs apart, she is licking her ankles, she is now
working her way up her leg. Kari is now slobbering over Brandy's inner thigh.
She has just stuck a finger inside of her cunt.

Kari has slipped two fingers inside of Brandy now, Brandy is slowly starting to
move, I think she just realized what's happening, she is spreading her legs
wider, Kari just shoved two more fingers into her cunt.

Brandy has just planted her feet flat on the ground, her knees are up and her
legs are spread, she is starting to rub Kari's head.

Brandy is pumping her hips onto Kari now, Kari is trying to work a fourth finger
inside of her, Brandy must have the tightest cunt in the world, Kari only has a
finger tips inside of her, I can't believe how tight it is.

Kari is spitting on Brandy's cunt, she is shoving her fingers harder, all four
of then have made it inside of Brandy now. Brandy has a handful of Kari's hair
now, she is pulling Kari's face down into her cunt. Kari has slipped her tongue
inside of her now.

Brandy is screaming now, she has grabbed Kari by the wrist, she is fucking
herself with Kari's hand, Kari is using her free hand to squeeze Brandy's tits.

Brandy has a perfect pair of tits, wait a minutes folks, I have to have a taste
of them. Man they taste good, even better than Jennifer Aniston's, I love my
job. hold your horses Gina I'm coming back.

Brandy has rolled over onto all fours, Kari is trying to get her entire hand
into Brandy, I don't think it's going to It's in. I can't believe it. Kari has
shoved her entire hand into Brandy's pussy.

Brandy is rocking back on to Kari's hand, Kari has reached underneath, Brandy
with her free hand, she is rubbing Brandy's cunt, Brandy is screaming at the top
of her lungs, what a voice. I think she is cumming.

Yes, Brandy has dropped face first, she is quivering, I can see the juices
dripping down Kari's hand Brandy has made a sticky mess all over Kari's hand. It
is good to have Kari around, no matter what you people think.

Before I get to Gina, I guess I should make my huge announcement.
I am running for president. Every election I get three votes, mine, my moms
and Matt's, right Matt? all right two votes, I intend to double that total this
election.
I will double the total every election until I am elected.

What do you mean there is a flaw in that strategy? I don't see any flaw, by the
year
3000 I will be president. Now I am sure you are all wondering what my platform
is,
get me my speech.

M first act as president will be to abolish Congress, the Senate and all
national elections you people are to stupid to be allowed to vote on national
polices, I will make all decisions for you. I will be made president for life
and you will all obey.

Wait a minute, this isn't my platform, this is my victory speech, you people are
the most incompetent group I have ever worked with, one day I am going to pay
you so I can fire you all, everybody forget what you just heard.

Anyway thanks for being here today Gina. You were responsible for the most
embarrassing thing I ever had to say in my life. "One for showgirls please." Of
course I haven't gotten the guts up to see Drive me crazy yet. The funny thing
is, you got decent reviews, they said you had the perfect attitude for the role.

Thanks, I guess Mike. I guess that was a backhanded compliment.

It was a compliment Gina, I went to see your movie didn't I. I haven't seen all
of Bound yet, but I have it on tape, I know it must be good. I guess we should
talk about your new show Scoops.

Yes, Mike. I am very proud of that show, it is like Charlie's Angels I guess, It
is on A B C every Sunday, it is a wonderful show.

I am sure it is Gina, I am sure my audience would like to know how you got that
role. It was written for a man. people saw you go into David E. Kelly's home,
you came out undressed, a couple of guys followed all of a sudden the part was
rewritten for you.

I worked very hard to get that part, my jaw was sore for a couple of days, but
that is not why I am here. I am here to meet Matt.

Your absolutely right Gina, Matt is right behind you. Turn around and get your
reward for coming to this show.

Wow I can't believe it. I knew it was big, but this is amazing. twenty inches
right? That's right Gina twenty rock hard inches all for you.

Lay down Matt. I need to be on top. I love to be in charge.

Matt is on his back folks, Gina is leaning over him. She is stroking his cock
with both hands. She is using a circular motion, both hands going all the way
around his cock. She is now licking the tip of his cock, this is exciting.

Gina is opening her mouth as wide as she can, she is stuffing Matt's cock down
her throat, she has already stuffed six inches of cock into her mouth, she is
working her way down. Look at that cock disappear, it is no wonder that
Showgirls didn't kill her career.

Gina is straddling the monster cunt now, she is slowly sitting down on it,
scratch that, she just slammed the entire thing inside of her pussy, she had no
trouble at all with it. Gina is a true star.

She is bouncing up and down on Matt's cock like there is no tomorrow, Matt is
starting to groan, what a wimp.

Gina is pressing his shoulders to the ground, she has an evil sneer on her face,
she is starting to slam her cunt faster and faster onto Matt. The sweat is
starting to bead up on Matt's face now, I have never seen him squirm like that.

Matt is making a comeback, he is starting to thrust up into Gina now, Gina is
the one who is groaning now, Gina is jumping up and down on his cock now, this
is quite a battle, it looks like Matt may have met his match.

Matt is rolling over now, he is on top of Gina now, she is spreading her legs
wider apart
now, she is thrusting her hips up onto Matt, I just can't believe it. Matt has
met his match, I hope I don't have to replace him.

Matt is ramming his cock harder into Gina now, Gina is beginning to scream now,
she is thrusting her hips up harder. Matt is screaming now too. He is pumping it
into her like he never has before. I think he is going to cum.

He has pulled his cock out of Gina now, he has shoved half of it down her
throat, Gina is stroking his cock, Matt is unloading down her throat, Gina is
gulping it all down, she is a real pro's pro. She will go far in this business.

Mike, I am ready for another go round, get Kari over here, in fact I want to
take her place as your cohost.

Wait a minute, bitch, nobody is taking my place, I will kick your ass all over
this studio.

Calm down you two, we are out of time for today, besides it wouldn't be fair for
you to battle it out with Kari today Gina, you must be worn out from Matt, Kari
is heated up from working over Brandy, besides we still haven't gotten in our
batch of mud.

By the way, I remember, you have an announcement for us today don't you Kari.

Yes, I do, Mike. I gave Rob Lowe a blow job in the middle of Planet Hollywood
with the crowd cheering me on.

I fall for that every week don't I?

That was only the first announcement Mike, I have another one. You always
plug all the guest and Amanda's stuff, but you never mention me. I have a C D
out. It's called Shiny and it's very good. I want you to give it a plug.

Your right Kari. I should mention your music. Everybody you heard her. Shiny
available
at all fine record stores, ask for it by name.

That's all the show we have for you today folks, join us next week when my
special
guest is from the World Wrestling Federation, Debra McMichaels, also Matt has
promised us a special musical guest.

Wait a minute, I have forgotten all about Amanda. I am sorry. I promise I will
give
you the first segment next week. I hope you have something good planned.

Anyway, I would like to thank are guests, Brandy, star of Moesha, and award
winning artist, plus Gina Gershon, look for her every Sunday on A B C. That's
all the time we have for today, remember, Angels fly because they take
themselves
lightly. Please join us next week.

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The Wonder Mike Show 15
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading


THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 15


Welcome, and thank you all for coming, I really do
appreciate you all being here each and every week, I know some
of you have trouble finding us, I blame cable, sometimes I wish I
was paying for my cable, just so I can call and cancel it, but what
can you do.

We have a really big show for you today, so lets get right to it,
I would like to introduce my staff, first I would like you to give
a big hand to Amanda Bynes, my favorite helper, she has some really
big news for you.

I would also like you to give a big hand to my cohost, star of the Sci fi
hit Sliders, Kari Wuhrer. My favorite star.

Lastly give a big hand to my best friend in the whole world, Matt, the man
who brings the stars running, and cumming.

Thank you everyone, our special guest star today is World wrestling Federation
superstar Debra, please give it up for her, Matt has a special surprise for us
also, it should be special.

Lets get started, I guess we should begin with my man Matt, Matt, get out her
and
give us your big surprise.

Thanks Mike, I am not going to sugar coat it this week, I have a huge star who
wants to be our band leader, Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, Fiona Apple.

Fiona, welcome to my show, "Hey" I'm sorry Mike's show. It is an honor and a
pleasure
to be here Matt.

It is an honor and a pleasure to have you, I can't believe how small you are,
you are
about the same size as Amanda. Amanda, come stand next to Fiona, now give her a
kiss, I meant on the cheek Amanda, get you tongue out of there.

I bet neither of you weigh over 97 pounds, do you? Well, do you Amanda?
I am 94 pounds Matt, and your not the boss of me.

What about you Fiona?

I am 101, you lose.

I would have never guessed it. You really want to be apart of the show Fiona?
Yes, I do, Matt. That's why I'm here.

We have a guest for today, so I can't really help you, I have to save myself.

I guess I'll be leaving then, unless, wait a minute, I understand Kari's on
shaky
ground, maybe I could take her place, she really doesn't do anything, that I can
see.

Bitch, I'll break you in half.

Hold on Kari, nobody's going to replace you, I don't think she could even
replace Amanda, and she's only thirteen.

I bet the two of you would look good together, don't you Amanda?

Amanda, I told you to get your tongue out of there, Mike I think I lost
control.

I am sure you did Matt, and don't think I don't know what your up two, you
had a shot at Amanda already, and your not getting another one, your sick and
you
need help, and I mean real help not Fraiser.

Amanda has pulled Fiona's skirt off, They are hugging each other, Amanda, is
slipping
off her jeans, I really should put a stop to this, but the ratings seem to go up
when
Amanda is naked.

Amanda has put her hands between Fiona's legs, she is rubbing up and down, Fiona
is
sucking on Amanda's tiny little tits, I guess we should call them nipples,
because that's
all that is there.

Kari is coming up behind Fiona, she is pulling her backwards, Fiona is flat on
her back
now, Kari is pinning hr knees up to her chest, Amanda is sitting on Fiona's face
now, I
must admit, that's hot.

Fiona has slipped her tongue into Amanda's box, Amanda is pulling her by the
hair, she is grinding her cunt against Fiona's mouth, Kari has shoved three
fingers into Fiona's cunt.

Listen to Fiona moan, she has a nice voice, Fiona has reached up and slipped two
fingers into Amanda's tight little cunt, man Amanda has a pretty little pussy,
shut up all of you, there is nothing wrong about noticing that.

Amanda is standing up now, Fiona has shoved three fingers into her cunt now,
Amanda is bouncing up and down on Fiona's hand, Kari now has shoved four fingers
into Fiona's box, I should warn our guest not to mess with her.

Kari is twisting and turning her hand inside of Fiona, Fiona has forgotten all
about Amanda now, Amanda is off of her face now.

Kari has rammed her entire hand into Fiona now, Fiona has gone limp, I think she
is coming all over Kari's hand and wrist.

Kari is turning her wrist all the way around inside of Fiona, she is now turning
it the other way, Fiona is screaming at the top of her lungs, I think she is
crying tears of joy now, I think we should pay people to be on the show.

Kari is pulling her arm out of Fiona, I can't believe how deep that tiny little
girls cunt is,
Kari is going over to Amanda now, what is going on her now? What are you doing
Kari?

Mike, I am going to show Amanda, just who the boss is.

I thought I was the boss.

You just keep thinking that Mike, who has a hit television show plus an album
that's shooting up the charts.

I wouldn't say "shooting" up the charts Kari, more like laying there trying not
to get
run over.

Kari has laid Amanda down on her back now, Amanda has one leg on Kari's
shoulder, Kari is eating her out, it looks like the battle that has been brewing
for a long time is
finally going to happen.

Kari just rammed four fingers into Amanda's tight little pussy, Amanda is
rocking back
and forth on Kari's hand, look at little Amanda go, I would like to know where
she learned that, when I was thirteen, I, well, I guess I was that good too, but
it's different for guys I was the instructor.

Amanda has Kari by the wrist, she is working Kari's hand in and out, Kari is
starting to twist and turn her hand, all the way around, then back again.

Amanda is trying to stuff her hand deeper, Kari just rammed her entire hand
inside of Amanda, Amanda is off the ground, she is ramming her cunt up and down
on Kari's hand, it is going in deeper and deeper with each stroke, I hope Kari
doesn't lose a watch, I guess we would have to get a volunteer to go look for
it.

Kari is rubbing Amanda's clit with her free hand, Amanda just slipped a finger
into her ass hole, what a cute little ass Amanda has, I wonder if I should go
and, never mind, I'm going to hell anyway so I might as well, but there is jail,
Kari would enjoy jail, but I am way to cute to go, never mind.

Kari has just slipped another two fingers into Amanda's cunt, it would be long
now, Amanda is starting to breath heavily, she is now panting, she has one of
Kari's arm buried to the wrist inside of her, Amanda is slamming her cunt up and
down on it.

It looks like Amanda is cumming, look it the little white specks roll down
Kari's arm, Amanda is cumming all over Kari's arm, every once in a while, it is
nice to know why I keep Kari around, she is very good at what she does.

Thanks, Mike.

I didn't mean acting Kari.

Anyway, I announced my run for presidency last week, of course I had the wrong
speech, this week I got it myself, her it is, but that remote down, I will be
your new leader.

I am running on the erase crime platform, the people in the United States have
bars going across their doors and windows, they live like prisoners while the
criminals run free, when I am elected I will but a stop to this, it won't be
hard.

First of all, I will do away with the jury of your peers garbage, why would an
innocent person what 12 people who were to stupid to get out of jury duty to
decide their fate, they wouldn't, that system was designed so a guilty person
could trick one idiot into freeing them, I served on a couple of juries, that
strategy worked twice.
In my world a judge will make the final decision.

Second of all, I will implement a three strikes program, it will be if you are
convicted of a third crime, you will be executed. I know all the liberals are
saying, what about the person who steals a bicycle and is convicted of a third
strike. If a person has two strikes and steals a bike or loaf a bread when he
knows he will be executed, he is too stupid
to live.

There will of course be a one week grace period for appeals on all conviction,
if new evidence is found in that time, they will be immediately executed.

Everybody on death row will be executed within a week of my inauguration, that
will free up space for all the knew prisoners. 70 percent of all crimes are
committed by people with previous criminal records, as they are eliminated the
crime rate will drop.
There will be a mandatory two year sentence for all convictions. Join me next
week for more updates.

Kari has an announcement to make, take it away Kari.

I would like to say, look for my album, Shiny at better record stores
everywhere, it's selling at fast so go now. I mean now, what are you still doing
here, go now, "Shiny".

Also I gave a blowjob to Rob Lowe at Planet Hollywood while everybody cheered me
on, that's how I got the role on Slider's, the producers were there and saw my
talents.

We know what your talents are Kari, I understand Amanda has an announcement to
make too, Amanda, get dressed and take it away.

Thanks, Mike, I have a new show on Nick, it's the Amanda show, you can catch it
every Saturday night, be there or be square, that's "Amanda" every Saturday
night, on Nick.

Thanks Amanda, I saw the first episode, there have been worse shows on, I can't
think of one right now, but I guess there is a place for it.

It is time for extra special guest star, from the World Wrestling Federation
Debra, formally Debra McMichaels, please give her a big hand.

Thanks for coming her tonight Debra, I know you have a hectic schedule, yes, I
know Kari, not as hectic as yours, or yours Amanda, Matt, you don't have a life.

Well, Debra, I understand you are dating Stone Cold Steve Austin, the great
actor, quiet down you people, there is no reason to cheer when you hear that
name.

Anyway, Debra, I don't suppose you have noticed how much you look like Austin's
ex wife, Lady Blossom, you don't think he is still stuck on her and is using you
as a clone until he can get the real thing back, or at least someone
under forty do you? Austin can have his choice of thousands of women, do you
think he'd dump you for Lillian Garcia?

No, I don't Mike, and I don't like what you are insinuating.

Insinuating, I thought I came right out and said it.

Mike you are a very rude person, don't you know how to treat guest on your show?


Yes, I do, Matt.

Matt has removed Debra's jacket, she was just wearing a bra underneath it, he is
unsnapping it, puppies. They are huge, even bigger than I though.

I think I have to go pet them, here puppies, come to poppa, I thinkI am glad you
are here after all Debra. I have to say though, I knew Lady Blossom, and you
Debra are no Lady Blossom. You sure look like her though.

Matt is squeezing her tits, Debra is reaching into his pants, she has just
pulled out
his cock, look at her eyes light up, happy now Debra?

Yes, I am Mike, I new it was big, but this is amazing, I guess I forgive you for
everything that you said.

They always do.

Debra is on her knees, she looks good there, she is licking up and down Matt's
cock, she is trying to get the head into her mouth, his cock has now reached
it's full twenty inches, I think it may be too thick for Debra now.

No, Debra has gotten her mouth around the head, she is bobbing up and down on
his cock, I think she has about six inches of it down her throat.

She is using an old hookers trick, she is using her tongue to lick up and down
the shaft, as she sucks him, I think even Kari is impressed, I was wrong, sorry
Kari.

Matt has signaled her to bend over, he is behind her, she has a nice ass for
somebody that age, is she the oldest guest we have ever had? I have been trying
to get Annie Potts, but no such luck, I will have to keep trying.

Matt has entered her from behind, his monster cock has slid all the way into her
easily, she is slowly rocking back onto him, Matt is just standing there with
his hands on his hips, Debra is starting to rock back a little faster now.

Debra is slamming back onto his cock now, Matt has grabbed her around the waist,
he is starting to pump it to her now, faster and faster with each stroke, he is
really ramming it to her now.

She is staring to moan loudly now, she has gotten off one knee now, she has
planted her foot for leverage, she is slamming back onto Matt as hard as she
can, Matt may have met his match.

Matt has lifted her up now, he is laying back, Debra is on top of him, she has
set her feet, she is now jumping up and down on his cock now.

Debra is riding all the way up until his cock is almost out, she is then
dropping back all the way down, she is now wiggling her cunt on his chest, now
she is going up again, she is a real pro, almost as good as I'm sorry, not as
good as you Kari.

Debra is now jumping up and down on his cock now, Matt is groaning now, I think
Matt is going to be cumming soon. Debra is slamming her cunt down on him harder
and harder, Debra is starting to scream now.

I can see the juices flowing down Matt's cock now, Debra has cum all over his
cock, she is climbing off now, she is on her knees, Matt has laid his cock on
her tongue, Matt is cumming, it is flowing down her throat, Debra is drinking it
all, she is a real pro, almost as good as.

That is all the show we have for you today folks, join us next week when our
guest will be Lacey Chabert, Lacey Chabert, how old is she? Are you trying to
get me thrown off the air?

Thanks to our special guest today, Fiona Apple, and Debra, look for Amanda on
her show, Amanda, every Saturday on Nick, look for the album Shiny at all finer
record stores, I am sure you won't have any trouble finding a copy.

Always remember Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.

[alaick]

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