mikethemaster2008
10-01-2011, 05:05 AM
Australian actress and singer Holly Valance first burst on to the scene over a decade ago in the role of coquettish schoolgirl Flick Scully on soap opera Neighbours before shamelessly using her stunning looks and jaw dropping figure to try and propel herself to worldwide stardom. A string of scantily clad shoots for lads magazine displaying every inch of her perfect body was followed by nudity for the still celebrated Kiss Kiss video and several other pop hits. However the arrogant, greedy Valance wanted too much too soon and promptly fell on her pretty face after pursuing hollywood stardom whilst simulatenously turning her back on her music career and refusing to disrobe for any more magazines. By the start of 2011 the work has well and truly dried up whilst Valance couldn't even fall back on stripping off with columnists bitching that she's "let herself go" and no longer has the body beautifal. The one glimmer of hope for Valance is an offer to appear on the hit BBC 1 dance show Strictly Come Dancing, Valance initially takes some persuading and has to be strongarmed in to it by her long suffering manager. Eventually Valance agrees and determines she is gong to "rule strictly", regain her stardom and with the help of a rigorous work out regime put herself back of the wank fodder charts too. The ambitious, bitchy Valance quickly annoys and alienates everyone on Strictly not least her dance partner Artem Chigvintsev who she ridicules and teases with her jaw dropping body. Ever the cock tease Valance deliberately ramps up the obvious sexual tension between them to nuclear proportions only relenting when Artem threatens to walk off the show and seducing him in a steamy, rampant sex session. Valance uses her assets to overcome many obstacles during the run of the show and before long has fucked every straight, male member of staff on Strictly even treating geriatric host Brucie to a blow job in the hope it might help her chances of winning. Her slutty behaviour and obviously high opinion of herself wins her few fans amongst the females on Strictly but she again shows her resourceful side seducing all of the female dancers during an impromptued girls night out that ends up in a lesbian orgy back in her hotel room. This is promptly followed by "working her way up" to a steamy session with host Tess Daly who, bored of her marriage to TV presneter Vernon Kay, is very open to some experimentation and finally judge Alesha Dixon becomes her on off lover through the series ensuring Valance top marks everytime from her, little do viewers do that Dixon is marking the Aussie babe on her performance in the bedroom rather than the dance floor however.