anonymous
10-25-2007, 05:18 PM
WARNING: This Story is intended for an ADULT audience, so if you’re too young then stop reading.
This story is purely fictional and the actions depicted herein are completely the ideas of a man with way too much time on his hands, SO DON’T TAKE ANY OF THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY!!!!! Happy Whacking!!!!
The Beginning
His name was Lazaraus, and he was your typical 23 year old college student. When he wasn’t thinking about his grades he was thinking about how he could get laid, that or he was much too drunk to be able to think at all. He was no Casanova, but neither was he Urkel, he was 6”1’ and slim but very fit, he always loved to run and had being doing so for a very long time. He also loved to lift weights and was able to lift his own body weight so he had no problems attracting the ladies. His honey yellow eyes and exotic complexion also helped in his conquests. This day had begun like any other, he had gone to class during the morning and had just punched out for the day at his job at the local mall “Fuck am I horny!!!, I can’t wait to hit the bar and hopefully get me some pussy tonight.!” He thought to himself as he walked quickly to his car, he was so excited about the idea of getting laid that night that his cock has sprung to life and was trying to rip to his black khakis that were the uniform at his job. When finally he arrived at his car he tried in vain to get his boner to shrivel so as not to be seen in public, “I might be a sex crazed maniac but even I have my morals.” He thought to himself as he tried to focus on the ugliest person that he could remember so that his dick would go limp and he could be one his way. He sat there for what seemed an eternity and still he was unable to calm the beast. “Fuck mister that sure is one huge cock you have there!” a excited voice commented with glee from beside him. Lazaraus was scared stiff and had no idea what to do but after a few seconds mustered the courage to turn his head and see who was standing beside him admiring his piece. Lazaraus almost fell off his seat when he saw who was standing beside him. She was one of the stars of that new show What I like about you, Amanda Bynes. “Oh Jesus, Fucking Christ!” he screamed try ing desperately trying to cover himself. “I’m so fucking sorry!! Please don’t call the cops!!.” As he tried once again in vain to try and calm the pole that was trying to burst through his pants. “Now why would I go and do a stupid thing like that, I rather suck that boner of yours that have some three-hundred pound monster rip you a new one.” Lazaraus had heard everything that left Amanda’s mouth but he just had no idea if this was one of this twisted dreams, or if those brownies his friend had given him were laced. “Yo! Hello dick boy, did you hear, I’m horny!” Amanda screamed as she waved her small hand in front of his blank stare of a face. “You have to be fucking joking right, this has to be some kind police sting or something, you’re like 15 or something, there no way in hell I’m letting you anywhere near my dick!” Lazaraus screamed as he tried to close the door to his car that Amanda was now vehemently holding open. Amanda started laughing as Lazaraus frantically tried to close his car door. As he sat panicking he noticed that Amanda was wearing a short denim skirt that showed her somewhat bony legs. A pink and very tight spaghetti-strap tank top with which it was painfully obvious that she was wearing no bra. “Think about it dumb-ass” she yelled, “do you really think that I would risk loosing my nice girl image helping the cops?, and besides how do you think that I get all those jobs on TV, by being really funny and a great actress, you really must have rocks in your head or something.!” she continued to ramble, “ I got those jobs because I give one of the best blowjobs in Hollywood!” she added. The more that Lazaraus thought about it the more that her logic was making sense, “I mean you always hear about this things.” He thought to himself. After a few moments of quiet contemplation, he finally released his grip on the door, and simply sat in his car with his eyes closed, waiting for the cops to spring up from under his car and take him to jail. “I’m glad to see that we have reached an agreement here.” Amanda smiled as she leaned against his car door. “But this little meeting stays between the two of us and if I hear that you told anybody else I swear to God I’ll have my lawyers sue you so fast you’ll be homeless before you know what has happened.” She added rather seriously. At this Lazaraus simply smiled, “do you really think that I would be stupid enough to admit that, I mean who would be believe me, and if they did I get send to jail, and I would like to stay free for the rest of my life if you don’t mind.” He replied to Amanda a slight tone of sarcasm in his voice. “Okay then get into my car and well go somewhere more private.” She said to Lazaraus beckoning him to step out of his car. “Your car?” Lazaraus asked as he step out from his 76 Camaro and closed the door behind him. “ Yes doofus did you think that I walked here?” she told him pointing to a rather large black SUV that was parked at the other end of the lot. “But what about my car?” he whined as they reached her car. “Ehh, don’t worry about it I’ll have one of my people bring it around after were done.” Lazaraus simply shrugged as he open the passenger side font door. “No you moron, you get in the back and lie down so no one can see you.” She told him and he obeyed without so much as a whimper. After a ride of what seemed like half an hour. The car came to a stop. “You can come out now.” Amanda told him as she stepped out of the car. They were inside a garage but he had no idea exactly where he was since he had not dared lift his head during the entire trip. “ Would you hurry it up.” She called to him from the door that lead to the main house, “I’m so fucking horny that my panties are soaked” she screamed. To that remark he simply raised an eyebrow and walked into the house. The house itself was rather boring a couple of green couches in the living room a bedroom with a rather large bed, a small kitchen and dinning room and also a bathroom. “So what are we going to do?” asked Lazaraus out loud as Ama nda had disappeared from sight. “Come into the bathroom and you’ll find out.” She answered from within the bathroom. Lazaraus had really no idea what was going on, but decided to join her anyway, he was in the mood for a blow wasn’t he? And so into the bathroom he strolled and his dick instantly shot up at what he saw there. There completely in the nude sitting atop the toilet with her legs spread open was Amanda very happily playing with herself. Noticing that his beast had reawaken she undid his pants and quickly wrapped her fingers around his monster. He could not believe how good she felt as she wrapped her lips around his cock swallowing the rod whole in a mere second. He reeled with ecstasy as she continued to suck his dick mumbling something in the process. It took Lazaraus only a few moments to lean back and spill his load all over face and her small yet growing tits. She lovingly ate as much as she could from off his dick and with her fingers as much as s he could from her body. “Dang that was good!” she exclaimed as she continued to clean his cum off her young body. “I told you that I give one of the best blowjobs in the world!” she giggled stepping in the rather large marble blue tub that lay next to the toilet where she had been previously seating. She sat in the tub slowly making sure to expose her very delicious ass to the young man that stood before her. Lazaraus now limp dick once again woke up at the sight of that glorious ass, he wanted so bad to ram his cock inside her ass, but what if she didn’t like that? He thought to himself. “We’ll?” she asked him, “aren’t you coming in?” she asked exposing her young and clean shaven pussy to him as she sat on the floor of the tub. “Off course!” Lazaraus now letting his action be completely guided by his lower head. The tub was large enough so that they could both comfortably sit on the floor. “Now the real fun begins!” she giggled as she jammed his massive rod into her small and very tiny asshole. She began to jump up and down atop his rod but Lazaraus was an experienced college student and knew exactly what to do. Using his left hand he began to lovingly caress her breasts. With the other he jammed two finger into her massively moist pussy and began to pound her pussy with his finger, Amanda screamed as she jumped faster and faster atop Lazaraus, he did not utter a word, for fear of getting caught, but simply enjoyed the moment, jamming his fingers harder and deeper into the star’s super tight pussy. They continued to pound each other for what seemed an eternity, until they both finally exploded in one massive and simultaneous orgasm. 25 minutes later they were both bathed and dressed sitting on the couch side by side. “You are the best fuck I have had1” Amanda admitted to the older man after a few moments of silence. “Could it be possible for you do to me one last favor?” She innocently asked him squeezing the crouch of his black khakis. “That would depend,” Lazaraus began giving Amanda’s juicy little ass a har d squeeze. “ I want you to have this house, as a token of my appreciation for such a great fuck.” She told him as she stood up, “but you have to promise to never to be too busy to fuck me or any of my friends that may come over.” Lazaraus pondered her proposition then asked, “What if someone finds out?” he asked with real concern, “in this neighborhood everybody keeps to themselves, and since I took extra care to put this house under an assumed name, paying for the house in full. No one should bother you about bills.” She answered. “But what about all the other bills, food, not to mention my apartment.” He added. “Don’t worry about any of that I’ll take care of it, I gave them bring your stuff from your apartment and you car tonight and someone comes in here once a week to restock the fridge so is it a deal?” she asked pacing around the living room. “You better believe it!” He answered giving her ass one final squeeze to seal the pact. “Then I’ll see you tomorrow night, I’ll bring some friends over and we’ll have a house warming party.” She commented as she stepped into her car and zoomed away. Lazaraus sat down on the couch of his new home and smiled as he pondered what new adventures tomorrow would bring.
By LazarausDude
This story is purely fictional and the actions depicted herein are completely the ideas of a man with way too much time on his hands, SO DON’T TAKE ANY OF THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY!!!!! Happy Whacking!!!!
The Beginning
His name was Lazaraus, and he was your typical 23 year old college student. When he wasn’t thinking about his grades he was thinking about how he could get laid, that or he was much too drunk to be able to think at all. He was no Casanova, but neither was he Urkel, he was 6”1’ and slim but very fit, he always loved to run and had being doing so for a very long time. He also loved to lift weights and was able to lift his own body weight so he had no problems attracting the ladies. His honey yellow eyes and exotic complexion also helped in his conquests. This day had begun like any other, he had gone to class during the morning and had just punched out for the day at his job at the local mall “Fuck am I horny!!!, I can’t wait to hit the bar and hopefully get me some pussy tonight.!” He thought to himself as he walked quickly to his car, he was so excited about the idea of getting laid that night that his cock has sprung to life and was trying to rip to his black khakis that were the uniform at his job. When finally he arrived at his car he tried in vain to get his boner to shrivel so as not to be seen in public, “I might be a sex crazed maniac but even I have my morals.” He thought to himself as he tried to focus on the ugliest person that he could remember so that his dick would go limp and he could be one his way. He sat there for what seemed an eternity and still he was unable to calm the beast. “Fuck mister that sure is one huge cock you have there!” a excited voice commented with glee from beside him. Lazaraus was scared stiff and had no idea what to do but after a few seconds mustered the courage to turn his head and see who was standing beside him admiring his piece. Lazaraus almost fell off his seat when he saw who was standing beside him. She was one of the stars of that new show What I like about you, Amanda Bynes. “Oh Jesus, Fucking Christ!” he screamed try ing desperately trying to cover himself. “I’m so fucking sorry!! Please don’t call the cops!!.” As he tried once again in vain to try and calm the pole that was trying to burst through his pants. “Now why would I go and do a stupid thing like that, I rather suck that boner of yours that have some three-hundred pound monster rip you a new one.” Lazaraus had heard everything that left Amanda’s mouth but he just had no idea if this was one of this twisted dreams, or if those brownies his friend had given him were laced. “Yo! Hello dick boy, did you hear, I’m horny!” Amanda screamed as she waved her small hand in front of his blank stare of a face. “You have to be fucking joking right, this has to be some kind police sting or something, you’re like 15 or something, there no way in hell I’m letting you anywhere near my dick!” Lazaraus screamed as he tried to close the door to his car that Amanda was now vehemently holding open. Amanda started laughing as Lazaraus frantically tried to close his car door. As he sat panicking he noticed that Amanda was wearing a short denim skirt that showed her somewhat bony legs. A pink and very tight spaghetti-strap tank top with which it was painfully obvious that she was wearing no bra. “Think about it dumb-ass” she yelled, “do you really think that I would risk loosing my nice girl image helping the cops?, and besides how do you think that I get all those jobs on TV, by being really funny and a great actress, you really must have rocks in your head or something.!” she continued to ramble, “ I got those jobs because I give one of the best blowjobs in Hollywood!” she added. The more that Lazaraus thought about it the more that her logic was making sense, “I mean you always hear about this things.” He thought to himself. After a few moments of quiet contemplation, he finally released his grip on the door, and simply sat in his car with his eyes closed, waiting for the cops to spring up from under his car and take him to jail. “I’m glad to see that we have reached an agreement here.” Amanda smiled as she leaned against his car door. “But this little meeting stays between the two of us and if I hear that you told anybody else I swear to God I’ll have my lawyers sue you so fast you’ll be homeless before you know what has happened.” She added rather seriously. At this Lazaraus simply smiled, “do you really think that I would be stupid enough to admit that, I mean who would be believe me, and if they did I get send to jail, and I would like to stay free for the rest of my life if you don’t mind.” He replied to Amanda a slight tone of sarcasm in his voice. “Okay then get into my car and well go somewhere more private.” She said to Lazaraus beckoning him to step out of his car. “Your car?” Lazaraus asked as he step out from his 76 Camaro and closed the door behind him. “ Yes doofus did you think that I walked here?” she told him pointing to a rather large black SUV that was parked at the other end of the lot. “But what about my car?” he whined as they reached her car. “Ehh, don’t worry about it I’ll have one of my people bring it around after were done.” Lazaraus simply shrugged as he open the passenger side font door. “No you moron, you get in the back and lie down so no one can see you.” She told him and he obeyed without so much as a whimper. After a ride of what seemed like half an hour. The car came to a stop. “You can come out now.” Amanda told him as she stepped out of the car. They were inside a garage but he had no idea exactly where he was since he had not dared lift his head during the entire trip. “ Would you hurry it up.” She called to him from the door that lead to the main house, “I’m so fucking horny that my panties are soaked” she screamed. To that remark he simply raised an eyebrow and walked into the house. The house itself was rather boring a couple of green couches in the living room a bedroom with a rather large bed, a small kitchen and dinning room and also a bathroom. “So what are we going to do?” asked Lazaraus out loud as Ama nda had disappeared from sight. “Come into the bathroom and you’ll find out.” She answered from within the bathroom. Lazaraus had really no idea what was going on, but decided to join her anyway, he was in the mood for a blow wasn’t he? And so into the bathroom he strolled and his dick instantly shot up at what he saw there. There completely in the nude sitting atop the toilet with her legs spread open was Amanda very happily playing with herself. Noticing that his beast had reawaken she undid his pants and quickly wrapped her fingers around his monster. He could not believe how good she felt as she wrapped her lips around his cock swallowing the rod whole in a mere second. He reeled with ecstasy as she continued to suck his dick mumbling something in the process. It took Lazaraus only a few moments to lean back and spill his load all over face and her small yet growing tits. She lovingly ate as much as she could from off his dick and with her fingers as much as s he could from her body. “Dang that was good!” she exclaimed as she continued to clean his cum off her young body. “I told you that I give one of the best blowjobs in the world!” she giggled stepping in the rather large marble blue tub that lay next to the toilet where she had been previously seating. She sat in the tub slowly making sure to expose her very delicious ass to the young man that stood before her. Lazaraus now limp dick once again woke up at the sight of that glorious ass, he wanted so bad to ram his cock inside her ass, but what if she didn’t like that? He thought to himself. “We’ll?” she asked him, “aren’t you coming in?” she asked exposing her young and clean shaven pussy to him as she sat on the floor of the tub. “Off course!” Lazaraus now letting his action be completely guided by his lower head. The tub was large enough so that they could both comfortably sit on the floor. “Now the real fun begins!” she giggled as she jammed his massive rod into her small and very tiny asshole. She began to jump up and down atop his rod but Lazaraus was an experienced college student and knew exactly what to do. Using his left hand he began to lovingly caress her breasts. With the other he jammed two finger into her massively moist pussy and began to pound her pussy with his finger, Amanda screamed as she jumped faster and faster atop Lazaraus, he did not utter a word, for fear of getting caught, but simply enjoyed the moment, jamming his fingers harder and deeper into the star’s super tight pussy. They continued to pound each other for what seemed an eternity, until they both finally exploded in one massive and simultaneous orgasm. 25 minutes later they were both bathed and dressed sitting on the couch side by side. “You are the best fuck I have had1” Amanda admitted to the older man after a few moments of silence. “Could it be possible for you do to me one last favor?” She innocently asked him squeezing the crouch of his black khakis. “That would depend,” Lazaraus began giving Amanda’s juicy little ass a har d squeeze. “ I want you to have this house, as a token of my appreciation for such a great fuck.” She told him as she stood up, “but you have to promise to never to be too busy to fuck me or any of my friends that may come over.” Lazaraus pondered her proposition then asked, “What if someone finds out?” he asked with real concern, “in this neighborhood everybody keeps to themselves, and since I took extra care to put this house under an assumed name, paying for the house in full. No one should bother you about bills.” She answered. “But what about all the other bills, food, not to mention my apartment.” He added. “Don’t worry about any of that I’ll take care of it, I gave them bring your stuff from your apartment and you car tonight and someone comes in here once a week to restock the fridge so is it a deal?” she asked pacing around the living room. “You better believe it!” He answered giving her ass one final squeeze to seal the pact. “Then I’ll see you tomorrow night, I’ll bring some friends over and we’ll have a house warming party.” She commented as she stepped into her car and zoomed away. Lazaraus sat down on the couch of his new home and smiled as he pondered what new adventures tomorrow would bring.
By LazarausDude