justaclod
02-17-2010, 02:54 PM
<p><b>Title - People - Codes (If Any) - small description, what i think
it should be like...</b>
People, Then TV Shows....
<br><b>Codes are not always used, unless other wise noted</b>
<p>"Under the robes" - Judges Judy And Jerry, Mills Lane, Joe Brown, Larry
Elder, Ed Koch, Marilyn Milian, Mabeline Ephraim, and Glenda Hatchett (Cameo
By Wapner) - TV-parody, M+, F+, oral, anal, under robes, fist, interracial,
light humil, Wedded Lust, voy, spank, gloryholes - the first ever tv-judical
convention, both past And present judge show up to many distinct pleasures...
(multi parter possible)
<p>"Report what's under the robes" - All the court reporters - Same as
above - Sequel. Take place at the same time, the reporters have to do something
to pass the down time...
<p>"The Bride Has Spread-Eagled!" - The Bride from kill bill - FM, interracial,
Porno Stars, fist, toys, exhib - After taking care of bill, the bride turn
to a new form of ass-sassination... (all swords traded in for double headed
dongs...)
<p>"A. Idol O' Sluts" - The Judges Of A.I., Various Celebs - Take-off of
the hit tv show, judges critique the sexual skills of famous celebs instead
of just singing...
<p>"Our Happier Days Are Now" - The Cast Of Happy Days, 16 years later
- Postie married Leather Tuscadero and had a daughter, Joanie and Chachi
had 2 boys, Mork and Mindy have a son and a daughter now, Al, Arnold, Howard
has passed on, Marion is living large and well, Jenny Piccalo is the town
madam, Laverne and Shirley run a competing brothel, Roger Phillips married
Pinky Tuscadero (how is a mystery) and have a daughter, K. C. Cunningham
met and married Dwayne (tom hanks) and gave birth to a fem-herm (no one
knew about), Ralph Malph married his optometrist assistant and both became
swingers, Last but not least Fonzie's adoption does not happen, he becomes
a mormon, with a lot of wives, and a lot of offspring, though one daughter
"Fonzy" seems to have developed some of his legendary qualities, and a
knack for wearing leather... and the motorbike mates with Ralph's car...
(at least a multi-parter here) (Fonzy portrayed by Lacey Chabert) (gives
new meaning to the song, "do the fonzy", eh?)
<p>"Fonzy: Any Subtitle" - Fonzy, Any BF, GF - Series Of Adventures
<p>"Just Us Wimmen" - Shirley Feeney, Laverne DeFazio - Stranded in the
store after hours, the girls bide time by finding the store's adult section
(needs to be a 2 parter with the women switching domm roles)
<p>"Strong Wimmen" - Maya Gallo, Grace Adler - Stranded in their apartment
buildings elevator, bide time with what they have in each other's purse...(
sorta sequel )
<p>"We'll Always have Paris" - Paris Hilton, Jean-Luc Picard - must i have
a description here ? LOL
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror" - Paula Zahn, Intern - FF, light F-dom, light
bond, reluc, shoe, spank, oral, grope, a bit silly - sending for the new
female intern, paula decides to teach her what to do and not do, behind
her locked dressing room door... ( I see this as starting the same way,
tho it will take a different turn in II)
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror II : An Emotional Storm" - Paula Zahn, Judy Woodruff
- FF-Dom, bond, hard spank as punishment, anal, oral - After finding out
what paula did, judy takes umbrage at it, then decides to confront her
on it...
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror III : Russell From The Past" - Paula Zahn, Judy
Woodruff, Lynne Russell - FFF, catfight, rough, spank, oral, drugs, nc-cons,
fist, a bit silly - judy finding that paula's punishment is taking longer
that she thought, decides to call in a old marker...
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror IV : Revenge Of The Anchor" - Paula Zahn, Judy
Woodruff, Lynne Russell - FFF, catfight, rough, spank, oral, drugs, nc-cons,
fist, a bit silly - paula escapes and takes on both her captors in a orgasm
showdown...
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror V : Turner Finds Out" - Jane Fonda, Various CNN
Personalities, Past & Present - Orgy - Ted Turner has caught wind of
the goings-on at his old business and decides to send his ex in to put
a stop to it all...
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror VI : Hands-On, OY! Jane" - Jane Fonda, Various
CNN Personalities, Past & Present - Orgy - Sides have been picked &
the office luv wars have begun anew...
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror VII : Fallout" - Narrated By Former CNN Anchor,
Kate Snow - F-gang, anal, bukkake, catfight, drugs, exhib, fist, spank,
interracial, medic, oral, orgy, voy - the ripple of this luv war will be
felt for years to cum...
<p>"Duke Dynasty" - Daisy Duke - FM, M+, light F-Dom, preg, bukkake, servant
- Daisy marries a real duke and becomes a duchess with full staff, who
always have organs at full staff
<p>"I Dreamt I was Jeannie" - Jeannie, Daisy Duke first then other Various
TV Babes - Various Codes - With a piece of fallen ceiling, Jeannie receives
cosmic awareness, thus finding her whole life was a tv show, and that she
lives in a tv, then uses her powers to find the hidden doorways thru the
other shows... finding hazard county's door first... (remember the hallways
scene from the matrix movies? kinda like that...)
<p>"Varoom!!!" - KITT{M}, The Bandit's Car{F} - not sure how to code this
one - ok, let me explain this one, a long time ago, i recall reading a
Mad, or a Cracked! magazine whereas there was a love boat parody where
knight rider and smokey/bandit characters were the guest stars, near the
end of the story, both cars chase each other & wind up in the pool
with little harts on the hood, and it has just stuck in my mind. I don't
know why. Altho, as I write this, it might have been the general lee instead
of kitt... if i can find the issue, i will ...
<p>"Leggy Bitches" - Allison Janney, Sigourney Weaver - Tired of not finding
anyone the same height, these two meet clandestinely to explore each other's
bodies...
<p>"The Teacher's Conference" - C.J. Cregg, Miss Walsh (Teacher From Primary Colors)
- C.J. travels at the request of the former president Jack Stanton to find
one of his mistresses on the Q.T. and discovers the amazing resemblance...
<p>"First Lady To Another" Abbey Bartlet, Susan Stanton - bumping into
one another at a benefit, they, as the saying goes, "gets a room'...
<p>"Presidential Orgy" - All TV, Movie First Families - Sorta like my other
two ideas... (Alternate name, 'Presidentail Orgy')
<p>"Mary-Sue Me? I'll Mary-Sue You!" - Various Female Tv Lawyers, both
real and/or fictional - Down a darken hallway in a long-forgotten building,
the old night court set still stands, and every week, women lawyers get
together to act out mock sex trials...
<p>"Behind The Jury Room Door" - Marcia Clark, Nancy Grace, Lisa Bloom,
Catherine Crier, Kimberly Guifoyle-Newsom, Greta Van Sustern, Bunch of
men - Loosely based on the classic "behind the green door", all with a
legal slant...
<p>"E.T. Phones Homo" - Past, Present Entertainment Tonight Hosts - having
recently been 'outed' "Name" decides to bring her former co-workers in
her circle of lovers...
<p>"Dolly, The Kissing Bandit" - Dolly Parton - Dolly chooses to participate
in the old Morgana ritual...
<p>"Doctor/Admiral Privileges" Beverly Crusher, Kathryn Janeway - Janeway's
Annual Physical at Starfleet Medical HQ...
<p>"Kirk To Yar" - All Female Star Trek Universe - (Setup: there are no
males in this universe, sperm is only found in the juice of cucumbers,
every world has a version of the veggie, an guess what the shape is...)
- Tasha goes to the holodeck to relax with a hero of hers, Jane T. Kirk...
<p>"Troi La Uhura" - Same as above - Looking thru her friends Tasha holologs,
finds a programs that piques her interest...
<p>"Beam it in, Scotti" - New Crewmate Janice Rand finds a new use for
the hand-held transporter with her superior officer, Monti Scott...
<p>"Amazing 'Grace' " - Nancy Grace - She just loved the late-night trips
thru the adult bookstore, so she brought the only guy home who recognized
her & made him give thanks...
<p>"alright you, know why i stopped you? yeah, know why i ran the sign?"
- Christa Miller, Lez Cop - ok, this one is based on drew carey's old comedy
bit running stop signs in the rain to make cops get out of the car, then
goes on about making the money if you cant enjoy spending it...
<p>"Back To School For You!!" - Karen Walker, Stephanie Griffin-Cooper
(just shoot me ep. 27) - Grace, tired of loafing Karen, fires her. It is
such a shock that she stops drinking, and chooses to go back to school.
There, she is in for quite a treat...
<p>"Nurse Lockhart, Your Clit Is Ready" - Abby Lockhart, Kerry Weaver,
Elizabeth Corday, Maggie Doyle - Abby walks into the top-floor brake room,
that no one normally uses, at just the wrong time...
<p>"Deep Undercover" - Murphy Brown - A tale of her early career, going
"undercover" into the world of xxx-sex-movies...
<p>"Sex in 'the Office' " - Marsha the waitress - After Hours At 'Arnold's',
Marsha gets it on with the local copper in Fonzie's Office...
<p>"The Mrs. are in the Waiting room, Dr." - Mrs. Brady, Mrs. Cleaver,
Mrs. Cunningham, Dr. Quinn - They all meet at the OYB/GN Office... (Dr.
Quinn is the ancestor of the ******** woman)
<p>"The Mrs. are in the Waiting room again, Dr." - Mrs. Taylor, Mrs. Barone,
Mrs. Lambert, Dr. Quinn - After having such fun last week with multiple
piasents, the good doctor decides to try it again...
<p>"Disorder In the court" - Captain Phillipa Louvois, Ensign Sonya Gomez
- A minor altercation brings these 2 lovebirds together...
<p>"Hmm, you look familiar..." - Lt. Selar, K'Ehleyr, Female Q - Trelane
figures out how to use his power to peep...
<p>"Troi Again" - Lwaxana Troi - She's on the loose & is in more heat
than a sun...
<p>"From Beyond The Sea" - Various Famous Celebrity Women - see the milking
time series for inspiration - On a uncharted island, (no, not that one),
clones of famous woman are brought & developed into 2 groups, the buff,
amazonian women, and the women who are turned into buff, amazonian she-males...
(wherever it is possible, use alternate spellings, i.e. Kathie, Cathy,
Kathy etc...)
<p>"Name of bar here: Celeb Name" - Various Celebs - 1st time to lez bar,
or advs. of same lez bar
<p>"Grandma's Cookies" - Kathie Lee Gifford - Grandma Gifford decides to
bake some cookies for the local homeless shelter, and gets some holiday
joy in return...
<p>"Grandma's Cookies" (diff) - Sylvia Buchman - While playing
Mrs. Claus at the local Y, some scoundrels decide to have more than 'cookies'...
<p>"The Fishbowl Series" - The Camdens, The Bunkers, The Stivics, The Stevens,
The Barones, The Cranes, The Gellars, The Byngs, The Tanners, The Katsopolis,
The Seavers, The Cunninghams, The Taylors, The Buchmans, The Buchmans Sr.,
The Stemples, The Loudons, The Campbells, The Tates, The Lamberts, The
Heartleys, The Malloys, The Bradys, The Petries, The Heffernans, The Cleavers,
The Sheffields, The Micellis, The Bowers, any other couples I may have forgotten
- Series of parties where 5 or 6 couples throw their keys into a fishbowl
& the women the choose the different keys...
<p>"Temptation" - Jesse Katsopolis, Tiffany Malloy - A one-night stand
from a weak-assed husband...
<p>"We're Listening" - Rebecca Donaldson, Roz Doyle, Fraiser Crane - Becky
files to seattle to talk to a old friend...
<p>"Checking Up" - Rebecca Donaldson, Fraiser Crane, Jennifer Malloy -
when a trip to S.F. comes along , the good doctor checks up on his friend's
friend...
<p>"Downshoppers : Down A Dark Alley" - Kathie Lee Gifford, Cameo By Suzanne
Somers - Taking a shortcut thru the wrong alley, Ms. Gifford happens upon
6 Basketball players, who decide to 'invite' her to play, thus providing
her with a new product...
<p>"Downshoppers II : Would you like me to show you?" - Kathie Lee Gifford,
Colleen Lopez - The opening product on SSN (Sex Shoppers Network) is the
'I can't believe it's not frank' toy, a 12 inch black anal dildo that can
satisfy that itch every woman has now and again...
<p>"Downshoppers III: That's My Shtick!" - Kathie Lee Gifford, Colleen
Lopez, Suzanne Somers - Kathie's new toy is so huge (no pun intended),
that the queen of celeb shopping is furious and decides to act (ala spice
wars)...
<p>"Downshoppers IV : Can we suck?" - Kathie Lee Gifford, Colleen Lopez,
Suzanne Somers, Joan Rivers - Joan, seeing what is going on, decides to
broker a sex deal with them all...
<p>"Vanity Cream" - Various Celebs - Inventor comes up with cream that
radically increases the size of body parts naturally, and the famous people
who want some...
<p>"The Horny Adventures Of Tally Atwater" - Tally Atwater, Various Female
Newscasters - behind the scenes of various news rooms...
it should be like...</b>
People, Then TV Shows....
<br><b>Codes are not always used, unless other wise noted</b>
<p>"Under the robes" - Judges Judy And Jerry, Mills Lane, Joe Brown, Larry
Elder, Ed Koch, Marilyn Milian, Mabeline Ephraim, and Glenda Hatchett (Cameo
By Wapner) - TV-parody, M+, F+, oral, anal, under robes, fist, interracial,
light humil, Wedded Lust, voy, spank, gloryholes - the first ever tv-judical
convention, both past And present judge show up to many distinct pleasures...
(multi parter possible)
<p>"Report what's under the robes" - All the court reporters - Same as
above - Sequel. Take place at the same time, the reporters have to do something
to pass the down time...
<p>"The Bride Has Spread-Eagled!" - The Bride from kill bill - FM, interracial,
Porno Stars, fist, toys, exhib - After taking care of bill, the bride turn
to a new form of ass-sassination... (all swords traded in for double headed
dongs...)
<p>"A. Idol O' Sluts" - The Judges Of A.I., Various Celebs - Take-off of
the hit tv show, judges critique the sexual skills of famous celebs instead
of just singing...
<p>"Our Happier Days Are Now" - The Cast Of Happy Days, 16 years later
- Postie married Leather Tuscadero and had a daughter, Joanie and Chachi
had 2 boys, Mork and Mindy have a son and a daughter now, Al, Arnold, Howard
has passed on, Marion is living large and well, Jenny Piccalo is the town
madam, Laverne and Shirley run a competing brothel, Roger Phillips married
Pinky Tuscadero (how is a mystery) and have a daughter, K. C. Cunningham
met and married Dwayne (tom hanks) and gave birth to a fem-herm (no one
knew about), Ralph Malph married his optometrist assistant and both became
swingers, Last but not least Fonzie's adoption does not happen, he becomes
a mormon, with a lot of wives, and a lot of offspring, though one daughter
"Fonzy" seems to have developed some of his legendary qualities, and a
knack for wearing leather... and the motorbike mates with Ralph's car...
(at least a multi-parter here) (Fonzy portrayed by Lacey Chabert) (gives
new meaning to the song, "do the fonzy", eh?)
<p>"Fonzy: Any Subtitle" - Fonzy, Any BF, GF - Series Of Adventures
<p>"Just Us Wimmen" - Shirley Feeney, Laverne DeFazio - Stranded in the
store after hours, the girls bide time by finding the store's adult section
(needs to be a 2 parter with the women switching domm roles)
<p>"Strong Wimmen" - Maya Gallo, Grace Adler - Stranded in their apartment
buildings elevator, bide time with what they have in each other's purse...(
sorta sequel )
<p>"We'll Always have Paris" - Paris Hilton, Jean-Luc Picard - must i have
a description here ? LOL
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror" - Paula Zahn, Intern - FF, light F-dom, light
bond, reluc, shoe, spank, oral, grope, a bit silly - sending for the new
female intern, paula decides to teach her what to do and not do, behind
her locked dressing room door... ( I see this as starting the same way,
tho it will take a different turn in II)
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror II : An Emotional Storm" - Paula Zahn, Judy Woodruff
- FF-Dom, bond, hard spank as punishment, anal, oral - After finding out
what paula did, judy takes umbrage at it, then decides to confront her
on it...
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror III : Russell From The Past" - Paula Zahn, Judy
Woodruff, Lynne Russell - FFF, catfight, rough, spank, oral, drugs, nc-cons,
fist, a bit silly - judy finding that paula's punishment is taking longer
that she thought, decides to call in a old marker...
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror IV : Revenge Of The Anchor" - Paula Zahn, Judy
Woodruff, Lynne Russell - FFF, catfight, rough, spank, oral, drugs, nc-cons,
fist, a bit silly - paula escapes and takes on both her captors in a orgasm
showdown...
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror V : Turner Finds Out" - Jane Fonda, Various CNN
Personalities, Past & Present - Orgy - Ted Turner has caught wind of
the goings-on at his old business and decides to send his ex in to put
a stop to it all...
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror VI : Hands-On, OY! Jane" - Jane Fonda, Various
CNN Personalities, Past & Present - Orgy - Sides have been picked &
the office luv wars have begun anew...
<p>"Zahn: The Conqueror VII : Fallout" - Narrated By Former CNN Anchor,
Kate Snow - F-gang, anal, bukkake, catfight, drugs, exhib, fist, spank,
interracial, medic, oral, orgy, voy - the ripple of this luv war will be
felt for years to cum...
<p>"Duke Dynasty" - Daisy Duke - FM, M+, light F-Dom, preg, bukkake, servant
- Daisy marries a real duke and becomes a duchess with full staff, who
always have organs at full staff
<p>"I Dreamt I was Jeannie" - Jeannie, Daisy Duke first then other Various
TV Babes - Various Codes - With a piece of fallen ceiling, Jeannie receives
cosmic awareness, thus finding her whole life was a tv show, and that she
lives in a tv, then uses her powers to find the hidden doorways thru the
other shows... finding hazard county's door first... (remember the hallways
scene from the matrix movies? kinda like that...)
<p>"Varoom!!!" - KITT{M}, The Bandit's Car{F} - not sure how to code this
one - ok, let me explain this one, a long time ago, i recall reading a
Mad, or a Cracked! magazine whereas there was a love boat parody where
knight rider and smokey/bandit characters were the guest stars, near the
end of the story, both cars chase each other & wind up in the pool
with little harts on the hood, and it has just stuck in my mind. I don't
know why. Altho, as I write this, it might have been the general lee instead
of kitt... if i can find the issue, i will ...
<p>"Leggy Bitches" - Allison Janney, Sigourney Weaver - Tired of not finding
anyone the same height, these two meet clandestinely to explore each other's
bodies...
<p>"The Teacher's Conference" - C.J. Cregg, Miss Walsh (Teacher From Primary Colors)
- C.J. travels at the request of the former president Jack Stanton to find
one of his mistresses on the Q.T. and discovers the amazing resemblance...
<p>"First Lady To Another" Abbey Bartlet, Susan Stanton - bumping into
one another at a benefit, they, as the saying goes, "gets a room'...
<p>"Presidential Orgy" - All TV, Movie First Families - Sorta like my other
two ideas... (Alternate name, 'Presidentail Orgy')
<p>"Mary-Sue Me? I'll Mary-Sue You!" - Various Female Tv Lawyers, both
real and/or fictional - Down a darken hallway in a long-forgotten building,
the old night court set still stands, and every week, women lawyers get
together to act out mock sex trials...
<p>"Behind The Jury Room Door" - Marcia Clark, Nancy Grace, Lisa Bloom,
Catherine Crier, Kimberly Guifoyle-Newsom, Greta Van Sustern, Bunch of
men - Loosely based on the classic "behind the green door", all with a
legal slant...
<p>"E.T. Phones Homo" - Past, Present Entertainment Tonight Hosts - having
recently been 'outed' "Name" decides to bring her former co-workers in
her circle of lovers...
<p>"Dolly, The Kissing Bandit" - Dolly Parton - Dolly chooses to participate
in the old Morgana ritual...
<p>"Doctor/Admiral Privileges" Beverly Crusher, Kathryn Janeway - Janeway's
Annual Physical at Starfleet Medical HQ...
<p>"Kirk To Yar" - All Female Star Trek Universe - (Setup: there are no
males in this universe, sperm is only found in the juice of cucumbers,
every world has a version of the veggie, an guess what the shape is...)
- Tasha goes to the holodeck to relax with a hero of hers, Jane T. Kirk...
<p>"Troi La Uhura" - Same as above - Looking thru her friends Tasha holologs,
finds a programs that piques her interest...
<p>"Beam it in, Scotti" - New Crewmate Janice Rand finds a new use for
the hand-held transporter with her superior officer, Monti Scott...
<p>"Amazing 'Grace' " - Nancy Grace - She just loved the late-night trips
thru the adult bookstore, so she brought the only guy home who recognized
her & made him give thanks...
<p>"alright you, know why i stopped you? yeah, know why i ran the sign?"
- Christa Miller, Lez Cop - ok, this one is based on drew carey's old comedy
bit running stop signs in the rain to make cops get out of the car, then
goes on about making the money if you cant enjoy spending it...
<p>"Back To School For You!!" - Karen Walker, Stephanie Griffin-Cooper
(just shoot me ep. 27) - Grace, tired of loafing Karen, fires her. It is
such a shock that she stops drinking, and chooses to go back to school.
There, she is in for quite a treat...
<p>"Nurse Lockhart, Your Clit Is Ready" - Abby Lockhart, Kerry Weaver,
Elizabeth Corday, Maggie Doyle - Abby walks into the top-floor brake room,
that no one normally uses, at just the wrong time...
<p>"Deep Undercover" - Murphy Brown - A tale of her early career, going
"undercover" into the world of xxx-sex-movies...
<p>"Sex in 'the Office' " - Marsha the waitress - After Hours At 'Arnold's',
Marsha gets it on with the local copper in Fonzie's Office...
<p>"The Mrs. are in the Waiting room, Dr." - Mrs. Brady, Mrs. Cleaver,
Mrs. Cunningham, Dr. Quinn - They all meet at the OYB/GN Office... (Dr.
Quinn is the ancestor of the ******** woman)
<p>"The Mrs. are in the Waiting room again, Dr." - Mrs. Taylor, Mrs. Barone,
Mrs. Lambert, Dr. Quinn - After having such fun last week with multiple
piasents, the good doctor decides to try it again...
<p>"Disorder In the court" - Captain Phillipa Louvois, Ensign Sonya Gomez
- A minor altercation brings these 2 lovebirds together...
<p>"Hmm, you look familiar..." - Lt. Selar, K'Ehleyr, Female Q - Trelane
figures out how to use his power to peep...
<p>"Troi Again" - Lwaxana Troi - She's on the loose & is in more heat
than a sun...
<p>"From Beyond The Sea" - Various Famous Celebrity Women - see the milking
time series for inspiration - On a uncharted island, (no, not that one),
clones of famous woman are brought & developed into 2 groups, the buff,
amazonian women, and the women who are turned into buff, amazonian she-males...
(wherever it is possible, use alternate spellings, i.e. Kathie, Cathy,
Kathy etc...)
<p>"Name of bar here: Celeb Name" - Various Celebs - 1st time to lez bar,
or advs. of same lez bar
<p>"Grandma's Cookies" - Kathie Lee Gifford - Grandma Gifford decides to
bake some cookies for the local homeless shelter, and gets some holiday
joy in return...
<p>"Grandma's Cookies" (diff) - Sylvia Buchman - While playing
Mrs. Claus at the local Y, some scoundrels decide to have more than 'cookies'...
<p>"The Fishbowl Series" - The Camdens, The Bunkers, The Stivics, The Stevens,
The Barones, The Cranes, The Gellars, The Byngs, The Tanners, The Katsopolis,
The Seavers, The Cunninghams, The Taylors, The Buchmans, The Buchmans Sr.,
The Stemples, The Loudons, The Campbells, The Tates, The Lamberts, The
Heartleys, The Malloys, The Bradys, The Petries, The Heffernans, The Cleavers,
The Sheffields, The Micellis, The Bowers, any other couples I may have forgotten
- Series of parties where 5 or 6 couples throw their keys into a fishbowl
& the women the choose the different keys...
<p>"Temptation" - Jesse Katsopolis, Tiffany Malloy - A one-night stand
from a weak-assed husband...
<p>"We're Listening" - Rebecca Donaldson, Roz Doyle, Fraiser Crane - Becky
files to seattle to talk to a old friend...
<p>"Checking Up" - Rebecca Donaldson, Fraiser Crane, Jennifer Malloy -
when a trip to S.F. comes along , the good doctor checks up on his friend's
friend...
<p>"Downshoppers : Down A Dark Alley" - Kathie Lee Gifford, Cameo By Suzanne
Somers - Taking a shortcut thru the wrong alley, Ms. Gifford happens upon
6 Basketball players, who decide to 'invite' her to play, thus providing
her with a new product...
<p>"Downshoppers II : Would you like me to show you?" - Kathie Lee Gifford,
Colleen Lopez - The opening product on SSN (Sex Shoppers Network) is the
'I can't believe it's not frank' toy, a 12 inch black anal dildo that can
satisfy that itch every woman has now and again...
<p>"Downshoppers III: That's My Shtick!" - Kathie Lee Gifford, Colleen
Lopez, Suzanne Somers - Kathie's new toy is so huge (no pun intended),
that the queen of celeb shopping is furious and decides to act (ala spice
wars)...
<p>"Downshoppers IV : Can we suck?" - Kathie Lee Gifford, Colleen Lopez,
Suzanne Somers, Joan Rivers - Joan, seeing what is going on, decides to
broker a sex deal with them all...
<p>"Vanity Cream" - Various Celebs - Inventor comes up with cream that
radically increases the size of body parts naturally, and the famous people
who want some...
<p>"The Horny Adventures Of Tally Atwater" - Tally Atwater, Various Female
Newscasters - behind the scenes of various news rooms...