British and Aussie Celebs and characters

[mikethemaster2008]

I always write my stories or fantasies about or featuring British/ Aussie celebs or characters as they tend to be a bit under represented in celeb fiction. Whose your favourite British/ Aussie celebrities or TV characters and what would you like to see them getting up to?

[Kaya]

Sam Nixon and Phil Hunter doing anything and everything

[Blackmist]

Keira Knightley is the sexiest Brit ever!

[Wolf_lord]

*cough*Brit alert*cough*

Knightly is to thin for me. Emma watson is a good brit, friend of my mates fiancee. and Isla fisher is best aussie.

[Blackmist]

Emma Watson is awesome too. She is definitely up there for me, and even though Keira may be thin, she is my goddess- the face of an angel. Overall Brits are my favs (not just saying that)

And I agree that Isla Fisher is the hottest Aussie.

[S1R]

is Eva Green from Casino Royale British? if so, that's my vote

[Wolf_lord]

Casino royal? Do you mean sexy ms. Fields. I would put my agent in her field anyday.

[S1R]

no, that's the redhead from quantum of solace...shes hot too
I'm talking about the brunette with the nice rack who dies at the end of casino royale her name was vesper lynd

[Wolf_lord]

Oh. Her. I don't know. Didn't sound it to me, more carribean. But fair call.
She was alright. I prefered Gemma Arterton, fields or Io in clash of the titans.

[jingoE419]

According to Wikipedia Eva Green is a french actress born in Paris, who lives in London. And if you want to see all of her, including downstairs, look out for a film called The Dreamers. Believe me, its 2 hours well spent! ;-)

[Blackmist]

I confirm all of what jingo said.

[S1R]

dammit, I totally forgot!
I'd still fuck her brains out though...
thanks

[Jason Spider]

For me Brooke Satchwell (Aussie - in white) and Billie Piper (British - in blue), love their eyes, love their smiles & nice full lips, love their personalities (Brooke's particularly).
Don't much mind the rest of them either(pant
I'd love to see them exploring light bondage and discipline together, taking turns as mistress and slave; only to find they were being recorded on video by a very experience Dom (me), who decides to teach them how to do it properly.:whip:

[Wolf_lord]

That would be a very interesting story. I would love to read it. But am currently quite busy.

[goodie]

So many hot Aussies out there. Jen Hawkins and Megan Gale for starters, Delta Goodrem and Natale Bassingthwaighte are pretty nice, Naomi Watts is stunning, Elle Macpherson's still remarkably hot. And that's just off the top of my head.

[Blackmist]

Jason- that idea is brilliant!

[Jason Spider]

Jason- that idea is brilliant!
Glad you like it; I'd love to have time to write the story myself, of course I'd prefer to live it.

[S1R]

ok...so maybe Eva Green (from Casino Royale) was French, but Im sure that Lily Cole (from Heath Ledger's last movie) is British...and fucking fine!!!!

[wideload]

I'll vote for Emma Watson too for the Brits. These days I'd go for Karen Gillan from the latest Doctor Who. Sexiest redhead ever and I don't usually go for reds.

On the Aussie front there are some great ladies but for me there is only one. Emilie de Ravin who plays Claire in Lost and opposite R-Prik in Remember Me recently. She just has the most beautiful eyes, hair, smile, everything about her.

[Wolf_lord]

In responce to wideload I'm currently co-writing a Karen gillan lesbian story, I am writing it from Karens point of view. I agree. Especially in those sexy outfits. She is gagging for it.

Changed my mind. Make love to Emmy, have sex with Karen and fuck Emma.

[Blackmist]

Yeah... For me its still the same.
Hypnotize Keira and then have sex with her.
Hypnotize her and fuck her.
And she asks to be hypnotized and then I make love to her.

[Jason Spider]

These days I'd go for Karen Gillan from the latest Doctor Who. Sexiest redhead ever and I don't usually go for reds.

Don't mind the reds myself, but Karen is 5'11', still fetch me a ladder and I'll jump on it.
Of course theres are time when height just doesn't matter:bj:

[Wolf_lord]

Don't mind the reds myself, but Karen is 5'11', still fetch me a ladder and I'll jump on it.
Of course theres are time when height just doesn't matter:bj:

If your lying down then :mario is easier. or are you saying you're like :lick.

I don't see height as a problem.

[silverandgold]

quote black mist
And I agree that Isla Fisher is the hottest Aussie.
end quote
hotter than Holly V ?

[silverandgold]

what is Brooke S up to these days ?

[Wolf_lord]

By the standards of this forum she is being given a healthy dose of sex.

[Blackmist]

quote black mist
And I agree that Isla Fisher is the hottest Aussie.
end quote
hotter than Holly V ?

Yes I think Isla fisher is hotter than Holly V

[justinp]

Kelly Brook has featured prominently in my lustful fantasies for the last several years (like those of most red blooded British blokes, I guess) - she was an absolute knockout when she first appeared and I still think she's mightily fine. Sarah Dunn (Mandy from Hollyoaks) is or at least was a really fit bird. At the posh end of the spectrum Rosamond Pike is a real knockout and having watched the Tamara Drewe film quite recently I've got a real hard time getting Gemma Arterton out of my mind. Mollie King from the Saturdays is a bit of a generic blonde, but I'd do her in a heartbeat. And I definitely fancy Tess Daly who presents Strictly Come Dancing with that withered old relic Bruce Forsyth, too... doing the horizontal dance with her on live TV would make for a good story, hmmm... I haven't salivated over a presenter like that since Melanie Stace.

[fendawgRes]

Anything with Brooke Satchwell, Holly Valance. Kate Keltie and Rebecca Ritters, preferably non-consenual and group, with some drug abuse mixed in for fun, from "old Neighbours" - they gave new meaning to the word sluts, and from current Neighbours definitely Margot Robbie and Ashleigh Brewer together. From Home and Away obviously Kate Ritchie - there's nothing she wouldn't do - and up-to-date Tessa James.

[Jason Spider]

Hey fendawgRes, while I'm happy to agree with you regarding all the others, I'd never call Brooke a slut, Anne Wilkinson yes, but not Brooke. She was still a virgin when she stopped working on Neighbours.

Still I won't complain about someone writing another Brooke or Anne gets raped story (pantI would have.

Holly Valance on the other hand, rape's too good for her, anything less than a bikie gang jumping her en-mass with whips and chains and the bitch probably would sleep through it. Give her hell:whip:
BTW: silverandgold asked recently what Brooke was doing these days, the short answer appears to be 'almost nothing.'
She did a play last year, she was great, but the showing was limited aside from that she has a guest spot in one episode of a comedy on Cable next month.
Otherwise she's been driving the camera on a few short films, and hiding from the paps, she's been quoted as saying she doesn't want more fame:mad:

So I guess it's up to us to keep her name alive, even if only by dragging it through the mud :D

[fendawgRes]

Point taken about Brooke/Anne - too much time on here merges them into one! I should imagine after her abusive marriage and Mumbai experience the quiet life seems pretty attractive to her for a while. We can live in hope she reconsiders though! Rebecca Rittters has recently given up on LA so I'm hoping Australian casting directors give us more of her too.

I saw some recent pics of Holly last week and she's growing into one well endowed lady!

[Jason Spider]

Don't worry about it, Brooke's a forgiving girl she'll accept your apology for mistakenly calling her a slut; writing a story about her being drugged and raped on the other hand...

Almost forgot: Rebecca Ritters (a.k.a Rooters) did a short stint on All Saints 3-4 years back and a couple of guest roles on Rush last year, so it is possible she will picked up for something. But the Aussie industry is struggling a bit, due to the value of the A$ it's just above the U.S$.

Holly will be 28 in May, so I'd say any growing of her 'endowments' that are recent will be surgical, because it's certainly far too late to be natural, Still she certainly needed a little:

[fendawgRes]

Ah well I'm ok then as (so far at least) neither Brooke or Anne have been drugged and raped in my stories; Hannah was a more than willing participant and, at the moment at least, will be joined by her sister Debbie in part II which is under construction, but not going anywhere fast so may have a complete overhaul.

I think Holly was genuinely large; she was wearing an evening dress that looked two sizes too small for her so she seemed large all around; and was stood next to two different guys who she towered over (if I ever figure out how to do attachments on here I'll post them for you).

[Jason Spider]

I'm well beyond being okay, I wrote a Brooke rape story some years back, now sadly lost on a fried hard disk, not to mention my incest stories about her, which are on the site. IM!HO, Hannah would always have been a willing, and eager, participant.

I imagine at 5'8", plus high heels, Holly would tower over some guys, but last I heard she was 34B-24-36 hardly impressive, especially when compared to Brooke's 36C-24-34 (by some reports 36D). The pic below was taken in 2006 when she was 22-23, so as physically developed as she was going to get.

So unless she was wearing a dress many sizes too small, surgically enhanced or pigging out I'm surprised, still you've seen the photo and I haven't.

BTW to attach pics, you need to select Advance Mode then just click on the paper-clip icon above the text-box, select your picks and upload. It's easy.

[fendawgRes]

I agree Hannah would have been a more than willing participant; I always felt even as a 12/13 year old she flirted with Toadie, and that she would've been interested in more than just friendship between them. As a character, she frustrates me immensely, as I always feel there was so much unrealised potential there. Oh, and for some reason, just re-reading your message has cleared my mental blockage on the story I was writing, and I now know where I'm going with it!

Here are the Holly pics I was referring to are attached - for some reason my Firefox browser doesn't like the paperclip, and I've had to revert to IE.

[Jason Spider]

I don't think there is anyone on this site who doesn't regret Grundy's failure to produce a XXX rate version of Neighbours, using the same cast of lovelies.

Glad to have helped break your block, I know how frustrating it can be to have a story that you just can't move forward with.

Now that I've seen the pictures I understand, clearly there's nothing surgical about Holly's expansion, unless she's been giving blow-jobs to the entire American College of Surgeons and forgetting to spit.

Looks to me like 34B-24-36 has become 35A-30-38. If she doesn't watch out the paps are going to start having to use wide-angle lenses to snap her. Maybe she's trying to cash in on the new 'real women' fashion trend.

[fendawgRes]

Definitely - and in Rebecca's case we could also blame the Coronation Street producers, as Jools had real slut potential, particularly given the obvious admiration from Les Battersby......hmmmm Toyah and Leanne getting involved suddenly comes to mind!

Possibly Holly's expansion is connected to an excerpt from an interview I saw a while back where she said she was being "lazy" and not looking for work in the immediate future?

[Jason Spider]

By the time she reached Coronation Street she could have written XXX episodes for them, and her episode would probably have give a censor an immediate coronary.

Yeh, that's the Holly I always expected to see come out one day; she was always lazy, self-indulgent, sluttish and not very bright. Hell she's not even 30 yet, if she'd been pregnant or ill okay, but for and actor/model/pop-singer just letting herself go is stupid.

[fendawgRes]

Hahaha yeah - my eternal regret is not being able to get to her Open Air Shakespeare Company appearance at Stafford Castle, about 15 minutes away from me just before her Corrie stint!

I'm sensing here that you're not a Holly fan lol!

[Jason Spider]

I feel the same about missing Brooke's open air Shakespeare performances in Sydney, a great regret particularly as no one got any good shots of her in what was reputed to be a very flimsy outfit.

No I' not a Holly fan, I'd bone her if given the chance, but she was always arrogant, rude and stupid. It was that which got her the name Holly Valance, as you probably know it's not her real name.

[fendawgRes]

I did see some pictures of Brooke doing Shakespeare in Sydney; I think I know from who - have got a contact in Tasmania who runs zillions of Yahoo Groups, and I'm sure he sent them ages ago - I'll email him and ask him to scroll through his library (usually takes him five minutes to find any request!), and if he's got any I'll post them.

I can remember seeing Anne Charleston interviewed on something, just after she left Neighbours, and I've never heard a fellow cast member of any show slag off a former co-star in the way she slagged off Holly.

On the subject of Scully girls, have you seen any Kate Keltie stuff post-Neighbours? She seems to live, with her sister, in any convenient nightclub/bar!

[Jason Spider]

I've got a couple of pictures of her from the time, but they are staged her and others standing on some guy, Etc. I wanted more candid shots, i.e. ones which might be unintentionally revealing.

Yes I remember that, I also remember that Brooke wouldn't talk about when she was asked. That's usually very revealing Brooke normally has something nice to say about everybody.

Kate's disappearance was very strange, she just dropped off TV entirely. Either she chose to or she broke one of the industries golden rules:


demanded a raise she didn't deserve,
turned up for filming drunk or on drugs,
slept with a stage hand on set,
bit the producers cock,
Etc.

Interestingly she has also appeared on Rush, like Rebecca, but only as a guest/extra for one episode in 2008. That's her only appearance since the two on Blue Healers a few months after she left Nei.

[fendawgRes]

Given her post-Nei behaviour I'd say turned up drunk or slept with an undesirable, as that's all she seems to do, in partnership with her sister; if you're interested, I can direct you to a revealing website (and one, somewhat less interesting) for Rebecca as well.

[Jason Spider]

Or possibly both, no thanks on the Kate web site, I was never greatly interested in her anyway.

I'd be interested in the Rooters web site if it has anything juicy, but if not don't bother.

Thanks anyway.

[fendawgRes]

No prob; the Ritters thing's a Yahoo Group, run by two pretty decent guys, Brian and George (aka Lord Bilko); here's the link: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/rebeccarittersmasturbation/

[Jason Spider]

Thanks for that I've joined that group and created a new fake, see the other thread, to introduce myself.

[fendawgRes]

Welcome aboard Jason; it'll be good if we can rely on you for lots of new Rebecca action! Not as good as the real thing of course but like all the best she seems to be preferring a life of near invisibility.

[Jason Spider]

I did say below it was up to us to keeps Brooke's name alive, by dragging it through the mud.

So here goes, below are my interpretations of what should have been being said in a couple of her interviews.
Hope you enjoy;stroke


As it happens Aussie TV is doing their bit at the moment, she is appearing in 4 shows within the next two months:


Canal Road (repeats),
Play School (repeats),
Trouble in Paradise (the previously un-broadcast episodes made in 2009 - narrating only), and
The Jesters 2 (one episode as guest on cable & youtube).

[fendawgRes]

Off now to YouTube to find The Jesters and anything else on your list (although if Play School is the same in Australia as it used to be in the UK, I'll be travelling back in time about 43 years!).

Love the "interview", but only 50? Small studio was it? (pant

[Jason Spider]

Brooke's Jesters episode will be release on the mnctvtvseries (http://www.youtube.com/user/mnctvtvseries) YouTube account, but not until after 10th April, i.e. post airing on Movie Extra on Foxtel.

However, there are several other Brooke vids on YouTube.
Yes our Play School is the same, but Brooke looks great on it, see attached.

Only 50 with cocks longer than 8", and thick.
Anyway I didn't want Brooke totally reamed out.

[fendawgRes]

Indeed she does look fantastic (but when doesn't she?). That actually looks more like our Jackanory, where a celeb reads a children's story; Play School had lots of cuddly toys and made models and stuff out of cardboard boxes and the like.

I'll keep your email to remind me to go look at YouTube after the 10th April, and also add as much of Brooke as I can find to my YouTube faves, to keep Rebecca company there!

[DefRekker]

Holly Valance on the other hand, rape's too good for her, anything less than a bikie gang jumping her en-mass with whips and chains and the bitch probably would sleep through it. Give her hell:whip:

she was always lazy, self-indulgent, sluttish and not very bright...

Nice to meet some like-minded individuals here! Holly is one of my first choices for a story. She seems like a cynical bitch who'd do anything for her career. I like the idea of a story where her attempts to slut her way to success turn to rape and humiliation. Her performance in D.O.A. has always got me fired up for a fan fic too.

[DefRekker]

Oh I'd add the luscious Kylie Minogue as well, as for English roses I quite fancy Sophia Myles!

[Jason Spider]

Ah Kylie, The Singing Budgie, she had to show up eventually.
There must be dozens of existing fantasies about her out there somewhere, though she is the darling of the male gay community, so not sure how that would work. Still she is cute, and tiny, I like the little ones.

Only ever seen Sophia in two shows Foyle's War, not in the best fashions for inspiring lust, and Dr. Who, definitely a cock stiffener on that one.
:hit it

As for raping Holly, that's a bit like eating Chinese Food, an hour latter you want to rape her again.

[dizzydean70]

one word pippa#1

[justinp]

Kaya Scodelario was terrific jailbait in Skins.

http://www.e4.com/media/A5301B90-B356-4EBB-AC42-4DDA6C81E60F_extra.jpg

[Jason Spider]

Kaya Scodelario was terrific jailbait in Skins.


She must have been terrific. She got the Skins part at 14 after one audition with no prior acting experience at all.
Then, just after filming of the season when she was 15, the producer sacked all the cast, but her.
So she came back at 16, no longer jailbait, as the only recognizable character.
Plus she was allowed to go off and do other work while still under contract to the show, at 16?
You don't expect to get that sort of a career boost for nothing.

[Scotco]

Nicole Kidman seems to be ignored in celeb fiction. She was so hot in Eyes Wide Shut.

Brits are tops for me, Keira, Emma, Gaby Logan, Kirsty Gallagher etc etc. Brits also do the best porn vids followed by the Germans. Just seems more believable somehow !

[dizzydean70]

she looks goofy and crosseyed!

[justinp]

Right now Danielle Lloyd and Jodie Marsh are doing it for me.

Danielle:
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/daflow669/danielle_lloyd_5.jpg

Jodie
http://content.totallynsfw.com/media/babes/galleries/jodiemarsh/jodie.jpg

[dizzydean70]

Wow!,good choice