The Wonder Mike Show 6-12

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THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 6
By Wonder Mike



Welcome to the latest edition of my show, as you know, I
have been forced to add a co-star, I was willing to accept Kari
Wuhrer, but last week, Playboy centerfold Jenny McCarthy
came forward and offered to take the spot, I have decided to let
Matt make the final decision, Well, Matt, who will it be?


Mike, I've thought about it for a week, and I have decided,
we should use both of them. I think it would be a wonderful
addition to my show.

Your show? Your show? just remember who taught you everything
you know, and who puts this show on the air. Without me, you
would be nothing. Now who do you want?

I have decided that I want them both, I can handle the double
duty.

Once again another stupid decision by Matt, that is why
you don't have your own show. If we take them both how will we
handle the guest? Choose one.

Mike, I guess we should let the girls decide, we should
let them go at it, whoever can make the other cum first will
be the permanent co host, what do you think of that?

I think for once in your life Matt, you have made a wise
decision, I am proud to call you, whatever I call you. I take
back some of the things I say about you. Lets cut the chatter
and bring out the girls. Jenny, get out here.

Jenny is wearing leopard stripe spandex with a black sports
bra, she looks hot tonight. I have never been a fan of big hair
blondes, but if Matt likes Jenny, who Am I to argue, she does
look good in stripes though.

Now, here's Kari. Kari is wearing a black leather mini skirt,
She has no top. I think I have to give the edge to her so far.
I don't like big boob jobs, but Kari has the body for it. I wish
she would have worn tights because she has an ass to die for

Now, you both know what's going on here, this is to decide
who gets to be permanent co-host, of course you know that this
job pays peanuts, one bag a show but I know you have booth
worked for less, of course there will be perks.


O k, you booth know the rules, lets get ready to suck it.
Ladies, attack. Make it good, you know what's at stake.

Kari has tackled Jenny, she has knocked her flat on her
back, She has now rammed a finger right through her pants,
this could be over quick.

Jenny has grabbed Kari by the tits, can I say tits on television?
I was just wondering.

Jenny has shoved half a tit into her mouth, Kari has stuffed two
fingers into Jenny's cunt, it is getting wild. Jenny has returned
the favor, she has lifted Kari's skirt and slid 2 fingers inside
of her, this is going to be good.

Matt's 20 inch monster is fully erect, I can't tell who it
is pointing at though, I really don't want to look at him, it
really doesn't do anything for me, not that there's anything
wrong with that.

Jenny has pulled the skirt right off of Kari, Kari
has slipped another finger into jenny easily. Jenny is bouncing
up and down on Kari's hand, she thinks we can't tell, but
her tits are going up and down.


Jenny has rolled over, she is now on top of Kari, she is
sitting on Kari's face now, she is wiggling her ass back and forth,
she is rubbing the palm of her hand against Kari's wet pussy.

Jenny has pulled Kari's legs straight up, she is putting them
over her shoulders, she is using her knees to hold Kari's arms
down, it doesn't look good for Kari now. Lets go to the audience
for some reaction.

You, sir, you look familiar, I know Hot damn, It's Ricky Martin,
What the hell are you doing here?

Well, Mike, I came for a shot at Matt.

Not on my show you don't. Not that there's anything
wrong with that, now back to the action.


Jenny has shoved 4 fingers into Kari, I think it's just about
over now, Kari is humping Jenny's hand, I don't think she can
return fire power of that magnitude.

Kari is sliding Jenny's hand even deeper. She has grabbed Jenny's
thumb and shoved it into her pussy, it looks like Kari has
forgotten why she's here.

Wait a minute, Kari is fighting back, it looks like Jenny sat
back too far, Kari has managed to get her tongue inside of
Jenny, Kari is magic with her tongue.

Kari is licking her from the inside out, she is taking a
lick of Jenny's clit, then she is sliding her tongue inside
of her, I don't think anybody could handle that licking.

Jenny is riding Kari's face as Kari is riding Jenny's hand, it
looks like it's going down to the wire. The crowd seems evenly
split on who to cheer for. Matt is raring to get ahold of the winner.
Now it seems like the crowd has gotten behind Kari.

Hold it, somebody is coming out of the audience, I told you
we should have hired security instead of buying donuts, well
never mind, the donuts where my idea. Who is that?

It's super model Heidi Klum, Who about that? Heidi is running
towards Matt. Heidi is gorgeous, wasn't she on the cover of
sports illustrated or something? Lets get a few words.

Heidi, weren't you on Spin City? What was Michael J. Fox
really like? Are you going to be back on? Did Jennifer Esposito
come on to you? I hope we can get her on the show. Staff get on
that.

Man we really have to hire a staff, I am tired of doing everything,
well, at least I don't have to clean the bathrooms.

Heidi has ripped off her top, she is on her knees in front of
Matt, she has both hands around his monster, she is stroking it
for all she's worth, it looks like we have another contestant.

Jenny and Kari have seen what's going on, Jenny has stopped
to watch. I don't know if that was a good idea, Kari is
a tough as they come

I was right, Kari has thrown Jenny to the ground, it looks like
Kari means business now. It doesn't look good for Jenny. She still
has her fist inside of Kari though.

Kari has rammed her fist into Jenny, Jenny has frozen, Kari
has her in complete control now. She is twisting and turning her
hand inside of Jenny. Her hand has slipped out of Kari.

Heidi is completely naked now, I have lost complete control of
the show now, sorry about that people. Heidi is licking
up and down Matt's body now, It's good to be the king.

Heidi has pushed Matt to the ground, his missile is sticking
straight up. Heidi is straddling him, she has place the tip
of his cock into her cunt, she is sliding down on it.

Man, Heidi has perfect, everything, her nipples are poking
straight out, I have to go have a taste, I'll be right back.

It looks like Kari has balled her fist inside of Jenny now,
Jenny has given up. She has brought her knees up to her
chest. Kari is ramming her fist up and down inside of her.

Heidi is bouncing up and down on Matt's cock, she is moving
faster and harder, who said super models couldn't fuck? Well,
who said it? I really want to know.

Matt has grabbed Heidi by the waist, he is lifting her up
and down on his cock, Heidi is screaming now, she is taking it like
a man.

Lets go back to our girls, it looks like Kari is slipping her
other hand into Jenny. Jenny is spreading her legs even wider.
Kari has managed to get her other hand inside of Jenny.


Jenny is humping both of Kari's hands now, her ass has to
be at least a foot off the ground.

Jenny is now grabbing Kari by both wrist. Jenny is shoving
them even deeper inside her cunt. Kari now has both hands inside
of Jenny past the wrist.

Heidi is on her hands and knees now. Matt is about to enter
her from behind, he has done it.

Matt put the tip of his cock into Heidi's cunt, she rocked
back until she swallowed up the whole thing, It is amazing
how easily she took it.

Heidi is rocking back and forth on his cock, Matt is using
her hair to ride her. Matt is now holding her hair with one hand
and slapping her ass with the other, ride em cowboy.

Kari has both arms almost to the elbow inside of Jenny, Jenny
is screaming at the top of her lungs.

Jenny has squirted, it's over, Jenny has squirted her juices
all over Kari's hands, she has now collapsed. Kari has defeated
Jenny McCarthy.

Heidi is rocking back for all she's worth on Matt now.
Matt is giving her all she wants.

Kari has came over to get what she deserves, she can't get
Heidi off of Matt's cock though.

Kari has now bent over next to Matt. He has stopped
slapping Heidi's ass. He has rammed four fingers into
Kari's cunt.

Kari has reached between her legs and grabbed his wrist.
She is fucking his hand.

Kari and Heidi are having a contest to see who can rock
back the hardest. Kari is easily winning. She is on her toes
ramming her cunt onto his hand.

Matt has pulled his cock out of Heidi, it looks like he
is cumming. Yes, he is.

Kari has jumped up. She has shoved his cock down her throat,
she must have 14 inches down her throat, where did it all go?

Kari has pulled the cock out of her mouth, it is completely
limp, she has done the job.

Kari is crawling over to Jenny, I love to watch her ass
when she's on her hand and knees, she has reached Jenny.
She is giving her the big kiss off.

Kari shoved her tongue down the limp Jenny's mouth, she is
now holding Jenny up, the cum is dripping out of Jenny's mouth.
It looks like Kari is our new co host.

That's all the show we have for you today, join us next week
when our special guest star will be from the television series
Weird Science and the movie King Pin, Vanessa Angel.

See you next week, and always remember
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.

[davesmistress]

This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading.



THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 10
By Wonder Mike


Welcome and thank you for coming today, I promise you that
today will be the greatest 10th episode ever of my show, today's
special guest are from the W B's Unhappily ever after, Nikki
Cox, and comedienne Janeane Garofalo. it's going to be a really
big show.

Now, I have to bring out the rest of my motley crew, first is
Matt, the man with the worlds largest penis, and from Sliders, Kari
Wuhrer. Please welcome them.

I know what your thinking, where's Amanda Bynes, well she is on tour
with All that but she will be back next week, so don't worry,
and quit throwing stuff.

Lets bring out the first guest, Nikki Cox. Welcome and thanks
for returning Nikki.

It is still a pleasure to be here Mike.

So, Nikki, are you still engaged to Bobcat?
Yes, I am Mike.
I believe half the audience is going out to hang themselves,
but I guess you can marry whoever you want. Unless of course
there is a senator in the audience who can pass a law, because
that marriage has be illegal, or at least should be.

Mike, I didn't come her to have Bobcat insulted, I came here
to take the job as co host.

Bitch, I am the co host of this show, and I am not going to be replaced
by some stick figure with a bad boob job. You are not in my league.

Mike are you going to let Kari talk to me like that? What kind of show
are you running here?

Nikki if you want to replace Kari, you will have to go over there and take
her job.

Mike, Nikki is not worthy to have this job, you see she couldn't keep a show
on the W B, how to you think she can help this show, Sliders has gone
through 2 networks and is still going strong, we have lost the original cast
but we can't be killed. Nikki wouldn't show her boobs until the last season of
Unhappily ever after, and the show died.

Well, Nikki, what to you have to say about that?
Mike I have this to say.

Of my God, Nikki has speared Kari, Kari is flat on her back, Nikki is pulling
her head up by the hair, she is slamming Kari's head against the floor,
she is dribbling Kari's head like a basketball.

Wait a minute, Kari has shoved her thumb into Nikki's throat, they have
rolled over, Kari is on top now, Kari has ripped off Nikki's top now, she is
pinching
Nikki's nipples, this is hot stuff.

Kari has reached between Nikki's legs now, she is rubbing her clit, Nikki has
spread
her legs now, Kari has spun around and is sitting on Nikki's face, her knees are
pinning
Nikki's arms to the ground, Nikki is completely helpless now.

Matt is making his move, he has whipped out his 20 inch cock, he is shoving it
in Kari's
mouth. Look at her go, she has about 14 inches of cock shoved down her throat.
She has now
shoved three fingers into Nikki's cunt.

Nikki has grabbed Kari by the wrist, she is shoving Kari's fingers deeper into
her
own cunt. Kari has shoved another finger into Nikki.

Matt has pulled his cock out of Kari's mouth now, he is leaning over Nikki, he
has now shoved his cock into her cunt.

Matt has buried his entire cock deep into Nikki, I can't believe how easily
it slid in. Nikki has a huge cunt. Matt has grabbed her by the hips and pulled
her towards himself. He is really ramming it to her now.

Listen to Nikki scream now, she may have finally found a man who can satisfy
her huge cunt. Kari is grinding her cunt on Nikki's face. Nikki has stuck out
her tongue so Kari can ride it. Kari is pinching her own nipples.

Matt is rolling Nikki over, she is on her hand and knees, he has stuffed her
cunt again with his massive member. Nikki is rocking back onto it. Kari is
spread eagle in front of her, Nikki has stuffed her entire tongue into Kari's
cunt.

Kari has a handful of Nikki's hair forcing her tongue even deeper. Nikki
has now shoved four fingers deep inside of Kari's cunt. Now Kari is screaming.
Kari is riding Nikki's hand.

It looks like Matt is going to cum. Pull out Matt, you can't cum yet, we have
a special guest star who actually has talent. Matt, get your cock out of there
before
you are fired. That's better.

I am sorry Nikki, it looks like Kari has kept her job on
the show, good luck with your new show, I hope it gets picked up.

Who do I have to sleep with to get on this stupid show?
Meet me after wards Nikki and I will tell you.

Say good-bye to Nikki ladies and gentleman, and please give
a warm welcome to the star of Mystery men and numerous straight
to video movies, Janeane Garofalo.

Thank you for joining me here today, Janeane, I enjoyed
Mystery Men, O k I wasn't sorry I went to see it.

Thanks Mike, I guess that's all I can hope for.
It had a very talented cast, they all did a good job.
Your best movie ever of course was The truth about cats
and dogs, I couldn't picture why anyone would want Uma Thurman
over you.

Than you very much, I had fun making that movie, but Uma is a
very beautiful young lady.

There is no doubt Uma is drop dead gorgeous, but that is all
she has, you on the other hand are witting, smart and funny,
I hope it's not true that you are engaged.

I will not comment on that Mike, that is my personal life.
I was just wondering if the rumors where true, I know you
are good friends with Christina Ricci, I think you two would
make a lovely couple.

I don't know why everyone thinks I am a lesbian, I guess
I just have the look of one, that is why I am here, to dispel
some of those rumors.

That is great Janeane, I just have a couple of more questions,
I need to know if you got the letter I sent you, I never received
a response and the Marriage proposal still stands.

Nobody can prove that I sent the same letter to Holly Marie
Combs, Melissa Joan Hart, and Yancy Butler, I haven't heard
from you, I got autographed pictures from Yancy and Melissa
though, Yancy's came postage due though, cheap bastard.

No, Mike I haven't gotten your letter yet but we can talk
about that later, lets get it on.

O k here comes Matt, he is fully erect and ready to go,
Janeane is on her knees, mouth wide open.

Janeane is licking up and down the shaft of Matt's cock, she
is trying to suck it but it is just too thick, Matt is stroking
her hair.

Matt is fondling her tits now, they are small but firm,
he is leaning over, he has now managed to get one of her tits
into his mouth.

Janeane is reaching between her legs, she is rubbing her clit,
I thinks she wants him inside of her now. She is laying flat
on her back. Matt is mounting her.

Janeane has spread he legs as far apart as she can, Matt has
aimed his member, he is shoving, it won't go in. His cock is
too big for her.

Janeane has grabbed him by the ass, she is pulling him
closer, she is determined to get it in. Matt is humping
away, but it looks like it's not going to happen.

Matt is laying on his back now, Janeane is straddling
his cock, she is squatting down, she has the tip of it inside,
Matt is thrusting up, he has about three inches inside of her.

Kari is going to help, Kari has lifted Janeane up by the
knees, Kari released her, Janeane has fallen onto Matt's cock,
The entire thing is inside of her now.

Janeane is screaming now, she is sitting still on top of Matt,
he is now starting to thrust up into her.

Janeane's cunt is so tight, everytime Matt thrusts up, he
lifts Janeane up into the air.

Kari is holding Janeane still now, Matt's cock is going in
and out of her like an oil derrick. All you can see is the whites
of her eyes, her eyeballs have completely disappeared.

Janeane is holding on for dear life, she has stopped screaming,
and now she has stopped moving completely, he is out cold.

Matt has pulled his cock out of her now, Kari is hovering
over him. She has stuffed 15 inches of cock down her throat,
Matt is fucking her face.

Matt has stopped hammering Kari's face now, he has pulled out
his cock, it is limp now, Kari is walking through the first row
of the audience with her mouth open. She is showing the crowd
the load Matt deposited, she is letting it drip down her chin.
She has now slurped it back up. It is all gone now.

It has been a great show today, I would like to thank my guest,
Nikki Cox, and Janeane Garofalo, and please join us next
week when our special guest will be, fitness instructor
and now actress, Kiana Tom.

See you all next week and remember, Angels fly because
they take themselves lightly.

[davesmistress]

This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading.


THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 7
By Wonder Mike


Welcome to the latest addition to my show, and I would
like to thank each and every one of you for joining me,
really,
it would be an honor to take each of you out to dinner.

I would like to introduce my partner, Matt Phillips
the man with the 20 inch penis, and my co host, the star
of many straight to cable movies and the show that wouldn't
die Kari Wuhrer, lets give them a big hand.

Kari: Fuck you.

What did I say? I told you you have to watch your language
Kari, this is a family show, or you are out of here, you can
be replaced you know.


Our special guess star today is the star of the television
series, Weird science and the feature film, King Pin. Vanessa
Angel, it should be a great show.

What do you mean Vanessa's not here? What happened to her?
Doesn't anybody here know where she is?


I am really sorry folks, it seems nobody has heard from
Vanessa for a while, it looks like we are going to have to
wing it. Do you have any ideas Kari?

Kari, pay attention, have you ever had an idea about anything?
Kari quit flirting with that guy and pay attention. Somebody
in the back go out and find us a guest. If any celebrities are
watching we have an opening for today's show,
first one here, first one served.

I guess I can entertain you all until we get someone here, I
have been practicing
my tap dancing, well I haven't been actually practicing, but
how hard can it be. Here we go.

All right. who threw that orange, security, remove that
person, and if you are going to throw fruit, throw grapes at
least.

Hold it, there is a celebrity in the audience, lets get her
up here, at least I can o an interview while we wait for
someone, get up here.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is the star of Nickelodeons All
That plus a frequent guest on Figure it out, Amanda Bynes.
Lets give her a big hand.

Amanda, what bring you to our little show?
Well Mike, I wanted a shot at Matt.

Amanda, you are only 13 years old I will have no part of
this.

Matt: I think she should have a shot.

Shut up Matt, I am trying to keep you out of jail, I am not
going to become Bruno's love toy, and the show wouldn't be the
same without you, would it? I have to think about that.

Amanda: If I can't have a shot at Matt, can I have a shot at
Kari for a the co host role?

I am sorry Amanda, but I still don't think it is appropriate.
Kari: Bring her own, I'll kill the skinny bitch.

Kari, I told you to watch your language, and Amanda will not
compete against you for the role on my show.

Amanda: Let me do something, please, I can help you fill time
until you find someone else, besides, no one here wants to see
you dance again.

All right Amanda, lets see what you can do to keep the
people entertained, somebody go get me a couple of rotten
tomatoes, you better be good Amanda.

Thanks Mike, I am going to solve all your sexual problems, I
may be young, but I
am experienced. So if anybody has any problems you can ask
Amanda.

Yes, you with the striped shirt.

Hi Amanda, my name is Jennifer, and I am a lesbian, I have
been trying to seduce my best friend but I don't know how to
do it without scaring her away.

Well, Jennifer, that is an interesting problem but I have a
solution, you invite her for a sleep over, then you give her a
couple of bottles of wine coolers, you get her a little wasted
and then you show her this.

Amanda, why are you taking off your jeans, and where did you
get that wine cooler from? I have to admit, I like those
wonder women under roos.

Wait a minute Amanda, folks, Amanda Bynes is completely
naked, this better not get off pulled off the air.

Amanda: Jennifer, if you do this, your friend will have to
join you. You place the bottle on the ground, than you squat
over it. Now I am slowly sitting down.

The neck of the bottle is in my little cunt now, I am lowering
myself a little further now. See I have half the bottle shoved
up into my cunt know, You have no idea how good this feels.

I have the entire bottle shoved inside of me now, don't you
want a piece of me know? I am going up and down on the bottle
now.

Look at what a great athlete I am. I can hold my hands
straight out in front and go up and down. Watch as I go faster
and faster.

I am jumping up and down on the bottle now, I hope it doesn't
break, there was an actress that died like that and that is an
embarrassing way to go.

I am laying on my back now, I can take the bottle with both
hands and ram it in and out harder than ever. I have long legs
for a 13 year old, don't I?

Amanda, you are going to get us taken off the air, Kari
could you go put a stop to this please? O k Mike I am on my
way.

Kari, why are you taking off your clothes, Kari, Kari. Oh
great. Kari has grabbed the bottle, she is ramming it int
Amanda. I have lost control again.


Amanda has rolled over to her hand and knees, Kari has the
bottle with both hands, she has shoved it all the way inside
of Amanda. Amanda has her hands out in front of her. She is
pushing back onto Kari.

The bottle has now completely vanished, Amanda's cunt has
swallowed up the entire bottle, Kari has released it. How are
we going to get it out now?

People, if you want be to but a stop to this, let me know now,
and Matt will break it up. How many of you want me to break it
up? I know you are out there, I can here you breathing. O k
how many of sick, all of you. I guess we will let it go.

Kari has shoved her arm inside of Amanda now, she is
twisting and turning it, she has pulled the bottle out of her
cunt now.

Amanda: O k Jennifer, you see how easy it is, now for the
final, Here is a bottle for you Kari, you know what to do.

Kari is sitting the bottle on the ground, She is squatting
over it, she has now sat down over it. Amanda is standing in
front of her. Kari is using Amanda's shoulders for leverage.
She is slamming up and down on her bottle.

Amanda is now squatting over her bottle, she has sat on it
again. The two girls are bouncing in unison on their bottles,
they are holding each other's shoulders, I have to admit, this
is exciting.

It has become a contest to see who can fuck the bottle harder.
Kari is good, she is slamming up and down and burying the
bottle all the way in, but Amanda is leaping into the air and
doing a split on the bottle, the flexibility of youth has
given her the advantage. I can't believe it. Amanda has leaped
even higher, and she is doing the splits again.

It looks like they are both cumming, yes they have both had
orgasms on their bottles, and I thought this show was going to
be a disaster, it my turn out to be my big break, yes the
switch board has lit up, people love Amanda.

Amanda, will you come back next week?
Amanda: I will come back whenever you need me.

That is great, I will give you a segment on my show. It is
wonderful to have you. what do you think Matt?

It is great to have her, and it will be great to have her.
Matt your sick and you need help, and I mean real help, not
Fraiser.


It looks like we have a real guest star, it is Jessica Beil
star of the W B's Seventh Heaven, it is great to have you
here. I have never seen your show, but I have noticed you.

Thanks, Mike. It is an honor to be here, I am a big fan of
yours, and especially Matt's.

It is getting late in the show Jessica, so lets get on with
it. Matt, "Let's get it on."

Matt is already erect, he is poking Jessica in the face with
his 20 inches. Jessica has wrapped her lips around his cock.
Matt is holding her by the back of the neck, he is slowly
fucking her in the face.

Matt has shoved half his cock down her throat, I can't
believe she got that much in. Matt is pulling his cock out
now.

Jessica has taken off her skirt. She isn't wearing any
panties, does anybody in Hollywood wear panties? I want to
know.

Matt has laid her on her back, he has slipped the tip of his
cock into her cunt. he is pushing, he is pushing, he can't
seem to get it in. she is too tight. Matt is pulling her knees
up to her chest. He is laying over her, he still can't get it
in.

Amanda is coming over to help. She is on all fours, Matt has
pulled his cock from Jessica, he has shoved it into Amanda
from behind, it has slipped right in. Matt has shoved his
entire cock into Amanda Bynes. Matt Stop that, I told you "You
can't do that on television.

Amanda: I was just trying to get his cock lubricated for
Jessica. Yeah, right Amanda, I will ask my fans if Matt should
get to have you, we will decide next week.

Jessica is on all fours now, Matt is behind her, he has rammed
his cock inside of her. Jessica is screaming, Matt has gotten
it in. Amanda's juices has allowed his cock to fit inside of
Jessica.

Kari is standing in front of Jessica, she is pushing her back
onto Matt, Amanda is standing behind Matt, she is pushing him
forward onto Jessica.

Matt is fucking Jessica harder than I have ever seen him do
anybody, I guess, having helpers is good for him, Matt is
pumping like a mad man.

Jessica has cum already, I think she has cum about three times
already, I think Matt is about to shoot his load. Jessica has
collapsed she couldn't handle the fucking Matt has given her,
I don't think anybody could.

Kari: I could.

Yes, that's right, nobody but Kari.

Matt is about to cum. Kari has pulled his cock out of
Jessica, I think Jessica is out. Kari has stuck out her
tongue, she is jerking his cock. he tip of his cock is right
on her tongue, this is going to be a great shot.

Amanda has jumped in front of Kari, she is going to take the
load, "If you don't get out of the way, you will never be back
on the show."

Amanda has moved just in time, Matt is depositing his load
right into Kari's mouth, Kari is swallowing it all, she is
becoming a wonderful host.

That is all the show we have for today, join us next week
when our special guest star will be Is that right, I can't
believe we got her, get ready for this folks, our special
guest star will be superstar Julia Roberts, plus anther ask
Amanda segment, it will be a big one folks and remember

Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.



THE END

[davesmistress]

This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading.


THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 8
By Wonder Mike




Welcome to my show and thanks for stopping by, I have to
first introduce my co host the star of the sci fi series
Sliders, Kari Wuhrer, take a bow Kari and my best friend in
the whole world, Matt, the man with the worlds largest penis.

We have a really big show for you today, we have little
Amanda Bynes who will solve some ones sexual problem. And
believe it
or not Film mega superstar Julia Roberts, I can't believe we
got her. Lets get it on.


Please welcome the star of two current films, Knotting Hill
and Runaway Bride, Julia Roberts, everybody on your feet.

Well, Julia it is an honor and a pleasure, Mike, it is an
honor and a to be here. That's what I meant Julia, don't look
at me with that tone of voice, I was just joking, some people
have no sense of humor.

What brings you here today Julia?

Well, Mike, I am her to talk about Runaway bride, it is the
number one movie this week.

That's nice Julia, have you ever seen the show?

Mike I have to admit, I have never seen it, my agent said it
would be good for me to do this show.

You should really thank her. Since you have never seen the
show, we should bring out Amanda, to let you get an idea of
what goes on, Amanda, the floor is yours.

Thanks Mike, today's question comes from Georgia from Austin
Texas, she writes.

Dear Amanda, my boyfriend has a huge cock, I am scared to let
him fuck me, do you have an suggestion?

Well, Georgia, you came to the right person, of course I
can help.

I know you have all seen what I can do so if I demonstrated
on myself, you idiots, I mean fans might not think you can do
it, so I am bringing out one of my best friends, star of the
movie remake, The Parent trap, Lindsey Lohan. Please welcome
her.

Hi Lindsey, I am glad you could make it here, say hi to Mike
and of course Julia
Roberts. You know why your here don't you?

I think so Amanda, I am going to lose my virginity on the
show. I have to tell you
I have given blow jobs before, and I now think that at 13, it
is time to go all the way.

All right Lindsey, a 13 year old virgin, you are practically
an old maid. Julia, what
do you think of this?

I think you are all going to burn in hell, especially you
Mike.

Hey, what did I do, and besides, I sold my soul for a dozen
donuts 12 years ago so I figured I didn't have anything to
lose. Lets see what you have for us today Amanda.

O k Lindsey, I want you to lay down and lift up your skirt,
Plaid goes well with your red hair. I see that you are a
natural redhead, I told you Matt.

Spread your legs now, that's right, I am going to stick
three fingers into your pussy now, see how easy they slide in.
I am going to turn my hand from side to side now, does that
feel good Lindsey?

It feels wonderful Amanda, you can add another finger now.
O k Lindsay, I am putting a fourth finger in now.

That's it Lindsey hold my wrist, slam my hand into your
cunt, do it harder. Yes, please fuck me harder. I said harder.
I need more fingers inside of me. Do it
bitch.

Cool, I am sliding my whole hand into Lindsey's pussy now,
see how easily it slides in and out now. I am punching her
pussy now, listen to her squeal. You see Georgia, you don't
have to be afraid.

I am shoving my hand in past the wrist now, I am turning my
arm all the way around, and now I am turning it back. Have you
ever felt anything so good before?

No, I haven't Amanda, this has been the best day of my life,
please put two fingers into my ass hole.

That will not be a problem Lindsey, I am putting one finger
in, now I am putting
in the second, God our ass is tight. I don't think I could get
another one in their.

You should start rubbing your clit, that will get you off
Lindsey. That sounds
like a good idea Amanda.

Look at Lindsey flick her clit, you can tell she does that a
lot. She is using all her fingers to rub her clit, I am
twisting my arm faster and faster inside of
her. She is cumming. Yes, look at her go. I am going to pull
me arm out now.

Will you look at my arm, it is a sticky mess, it is sticking
to my side, you have been a wonder guess Lindsey. That's all
right, you don't have to say anything, just lay there and
catch your breath.

I think she is ready to have Matt now, don't you Mike?
I told you Matt is not going to do you or your friend. This is
a family show. And shut up Matt, I think you still have your
soul, don't you? How do you think I got this cock? I hope you
enjoyed your donuts.

Lindsey, I need you to really spread your legs now. we have
all seen you take my fist. Now we are going to see what you
can do with my foot.

I have taken my shoe off. I want you to sit on my foot now.
That's right. First put the big toe in. Now another one. Now,
one more. You are doing good. Now just squat down as hard as
you can.

It is too big Amanda, I can't get it in.
Just throw your feet from out underneath, gravity will do the
rest. That's it. My whole foot has just disappeared inside of
Lindsey. She is slowly riding up and down.

Look at her go. She has but her hands on her knees, she is
starting to hump, my foot hard and fast now. I can't believe
she is taking the whole thing.

Lindsey is holding my foot with both hands now. She is
slamming her ass up and down, I think she is going to cum
again.

Yes, she is cumming, look at the juices slide down my foot and
over my ankle, I have never seen a pussy that wet before. I
think she is done for. Back to you Mike


Thanks Amanda, Julia, what did you think of that?
I will admit that it was exciting, but you are all going to
burn in hell.

Thanks Julia, now lets get to you.

Thanks, Runaway bride reunites me with my Pretty woman co star,
Richard Gere and Will somebody please turn off her mike.

That was a great story, really Julia, I am sure the
millions, and millions of my fans enjoyed it, O k, the 20 fans
of mine enjoyed it. Now I have a present
for you.

Turn around and close your eyes. That right, put your hands
over them. Now drop to your knees. Matt, you know what to do.

Matt is standing right behind you, now slowly turn around.
now open your eyes.

OH MY GOD, What is that?

It is Matt's 20 inch monster, your agent told us what you
needed. I don't know about this Mike, you know I have a no
nudity clause in all my films.

That's o k Julia, Kari, get over here and show Julia what she
could have. Kari is completely naked now, she is sucking
Matt's cock. She has about 10 inches of it buried down her
throat. Look at her head bob up and down. Kari is a pro's pro.

Julia, I think you are just scared to try it. I bet you
cant's even get it in your mouth.

Amanda: I can get it in my mouth.

O k Amanda, show Julia what you can do. Will you look at
that. Amanda Bynes has half of Matt's cock down her throat.
You must be proud that a 12 year old is a better fuck than you
Julia.

That is the last straw. Matt get over here. All right ladies
and Gents, super star Julia Roberts is going to show us what
she can do.

Julia has opened her mouth, she has shoved his cock done her
throat, Man she has a big mouth. I can't believe it, she must
have 15 inches of cock down her
throat. She is even better than Kari. That's all right Kari,
your a better actress.

Julia is pulling her head back now, the cock is slowly
coming out, now she is going back down, this is a nice slow
blow job. I guess everybody knows how she keeps getting those
roles without showing her tits.

She is slamming her head up and down on his cock, man, she
is good, real good. She should have her choice of roles.

Matt is ready to give it to her now. He is laying on his
back. Julia is straddling
him. She is now lowering herself on his cock.

I don't think it's going to fit. She is wiggling hr tight
ass, but she still only
has the tip in. She is struggling as hard as she can. I have
to applaud her determination.

Lindsey and Amanda are going over to help. They have each
grabbed her by a shoulder. They have jumped up in the air and
are using their weight to push her down on Matt's cock. She is
slowly going down.

Julia has half the cock buried in her tight cunt. Matt is
thrusting up, he is lifting Julia off the ground with each
thrust. Somebody turn her mike off again before her screaming
shatters the glass.

Kari is helping Amanda and Lindsey, Matt has thrusted up and
rammed his entire cock inside of her. Julia has 20 inches of
cock buried into her cunt.

Julia is too stretched to move but Matt is thrusting up into
her, Julia is screaming like she should be in horror movies.

The girls are grabbing her legs. They are spinning her
around on Matt's cock. They have spun her around 4 times. She
is now facing away from him.

Julia has managed to get her feet on the ground. She is
standing up. Matt is really ramming it to her now, it looks
like Julia is going to pass out.

It looks like Matt is going to cum before she passes out
though. Lindsey Lohan has pulled his cock out of Julia,
Lindsey is opening her mouth, Matt is shooting
directly into her mouth. Lindsey is drinking it all. She
didn't miss a drop.

Amanda is French kissing Lindsey now. Amanda now has a
mouthful of cum too. Julia is sitting on the floor, I don't
think she can get up. Lindsey and Amanda are both kissing her.
They have each spit their loads into Julia's mouth. Julia is
too tired to swallow, the cum is spilling out of her mouth.
What a great movie poster that would make.

That's all the show we have for today, I would like to thank
our special guest
Julia Roberts and Lindsey Lohan, you can rent, The Parent trap
at all fine video
rental stores, You can also go see Notting Hill and Runaway
bride at a theater near you. You'll laugh you cry, you kiss 8
buck good-bye.


Join us next week when our special guest will be Nikki Cox.
Amanda: I canceled Nikki, she will be in 2 weeks. I have a
special friend who needs the Matt treatment. She is old enough
for Matt
so don't be afraid.

O K join us next week for Amanda's friend, and remember,
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.



THE END

[davesmistress]

The Wonder Mike Show 9
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading.


THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 9


Welcome to the latest addition of my little show, today's
special guest is, well I don't know who today's guest is, I scheduled
Nikki Cox, but Amanda Bynes insisted on bringing in someone else so
we have rescheduled Nikki. Let me introduce my cohorts.

Here we have the man who makes the show, Matt, the man with the worlds
largest Penis, and My co host, star of many B movies and the Sci Fi show
Sliders, Kari Wuhrer, please welcome them.

Wait a minute, we have something going on in back, and the last couple
of shows have gone by smoothly, I guess that couldn't keep going, we
have to get a budget for this show. Lets see what's going on.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is Nikki Cox, I guess we have to bring
her out, Please welcome from the W. B's Unhappily ever after, Nikki
Cox.

Thanks for coming Nikki, I am sure my staff, o k Matt told you
than we had to reschedule, didn't you Matt? Matt. Damn it dude
you just couldn't wait could you, well it's not going to happen
Nikki will have to come back another time, she can stay and watch
though. Lets bring out Amanda.

Now Amanda, I see you haven't been fired from All that yet, and I guess
I am glad you are still here, I worried about keeping you around, but I
figured Since I am going to Hell anyway it really didn't make a difference,
now tell me who you have brought for us today.

Well, Mike, I have brought my good friend, Host of the Nick show Figure
it out, N B A interviewer and Olympic medalist, Summer Sanders.

That's pretty good Amanda, lets bring her out, she has seen the show right?
Right Amanda.

I didn't think so, I hope you know what you are doing. Do you think we
should let Summer on the show Kari? Kari, pay attention, you
are lucky the people like you or you would be out of here.
And watch you language, this is a family show. Please welcome, Summer
Sanders.

Kari, I am going to let you do this interview, lets get it on, the
show is depending on you.

Thanks it is about time Mike, I have been wasting my time on this
show for weeks, I could have done 4 straight to video movies during
the time I have spent here.

Summer, it is great to have you here, I love your commercial, you look
great in it, and I love your dress, do you think I can be a guess
on figure it out? I would be really good, do they pay? Who
do I have to sleep with to get on that show?

Kari, I am sorry, Figure it out is a kids show and I don't think it
would be appropriate to have you on that show, especially if you are
going to wear dresses that low cut.

Well then, Fuck you Summer.

Amanda, what kind of show have you brought me on to, I don't think
it is appropriate for a 13 year old to be hearing language like that.

Summer, that is why I bright you here, I know what you are really
like and this is a chance for you to open up and not worry about
the kiddies.

I don't know about that Amanda, I still have a career.
I know you do Summer, but since I have been doing this show, I have
gotten more fan mail then ever before, this will open you up to
a whole new audience.

I guess I will give it a try Amanda, just what do you do
here?

I will show you Summer, turn around.

WHAT IS THAT?

That is just Matt, take a look, that monster is at least 20 inches,
I know you want it don't you Summer?

I don't know about that, I am scared. I have never had one that
big before, it must hurt.

Don't worry Summer, we will help you, won't we Kari?
Fuck you.

Man, you have a potty mouth, do you kiss your mother with
that mouth?

I kiss everybody with this mouth, you know I gave Rob Lowe a blow
job in the bathroom at Planet Hollywood.

Yes, everybody knows you gave Rob a blowjob, and a hundred
other celebrities too. Now lets help Summer out of her dress,
back to you Mike, I am going to be busy.

Thanks Amanda, you have done a good job, I am a big fan
of Summer's and I have always thought that this is what she
needs.

Kari and Amanda have taken off Summer's skirt, Summer has
the most muscular legs I have ever seen, they are not gross
or freakish, they look very sensual, they are laying her on
her back now.

Amanda is sitting on Summer's face, Amanda has pulled down
her jeans and is rubbing her teenage cunt over Summer's face,
it doesn't look like Summer wants to eat her though.

Kari is kneeling at Summer's cunt, Kari has slipped
her tongue inside of her cunt, she is licking the insides of
Summer's pussy.

Summer has reached down and grabbed Kari by the hair, she is
pulling Kari's face deeper into her pussy.

Amanda is pulling up on Summer's legs, Amanda has pulled
Summer's knees up to her chest, Kari has slipped three fingers
into Summer's cunt.

Summer is sliding her ass back and forth on the flour, she
has now stuck her tongue out, she is eating Amanda out now.
Amanda has grabbed Summer by her long blonde hair and is pulling
her head up. Summer has her tongue all the way inside of
Amanda now.

Amanda and Summer are both screaming now, I think we better
turn down the Microphone. Matt has now moved Kari out of the way,
Summer is trying to hold Kari still, I don;t think she has seen Matt.

Matt has pulled Kari away, He is shoving his monster into Summer's
cunt, listen to her scream.

Matt has rammed his entire cock into Summer now, she has easily
taken the whole thing, she is a real athlete. Matt is ramming
it to her.

Kari is straddling Matt's back, she is pushing down on him,
forcing him to fuck Summer harder. Summer is demanding to be
fucked harder.

Matt has pulled out now, Summer is rolling over to her hand
and knees, Matt has now slammed his cock back into her cunt.
Summer is rocking back onto him.

Matt is pulling her back by one hand, he is slapping her
on the ass with his other hand.

Kari has now laid down in front of Summer, Kari has
spread her legs as wide as she could, Summer is eating her
out.

Kari has lifted her ass off the ground now, she has her
arms wrapped around Summer's neck, Kari is fucking her
tongue.

Matt is ramming it to Summer now, her eyes have rolled
back into her head, She is cumming hard.

Summer has collapsed face first to the ground, well her face
is laying in Summer's cunt, I think Matt is going to cum,
Amanda has yanked Matt's cock out of Summer, She has wrapped
her mouth around his cock, Matt is unloading.

Matt has emptied his load down Amanda's throat, she gulped
it all down. Kari has jumped up and shoved her tongue down
Amanda's throat, but it looks like Amanda has swallowed at all
already, that pig, I guess her mother didn't teach her to share.

We have another celebrity in the audience, it is the former
owner of the San Francisco 49er's Eddie DeBartolo, or should I say
ex owner, that is more appropriate.

Fuck you, I didn't come her to be insulted.
Where to you usually go. I have some free time.

I am going to come up there and kick your ass.
Try it Eddie, I am not some packer fan, if you want me
you will have to go through Matt, right Matt? Right?
All right where's Matt. Get back out here. What the hell could that
old man do, but a horse head in your bed? Kill my cat Bad
Louie, if something happens to my cat, I, well I'll give you $50,
and I know you are watching Louie, and get off the dresser, Bad Louie.

It looks like Nikki has seen enough, she is going over to the
action, she is crawling over to Matt, he is limp though,
Summer has worn him out, Nikki is sucking his cock though.

Look Nikki, it looks like Matt is done for today, you can come
back next week.

I don't want to come back I want to go now.
All right, lets give Matt a couple of minutes, I have
a couple of things I want to talk to you about anyway.

First of all Bobcat Goldwaith, Why? You could have your choice
of any man.
Well, he is funny.

Funny, for Christ sakes, I am funny, I am much better looking
then he is plus I make over minimum wage so I must have
more money then he does, what where you thinking? And please don't
tell me you've fucked him.

Yes, I have.

I asked you not to tell me that, I think I am going
to be sick. Do I have a shot at you?

No, I am already engaged, but if I would have met you
first, you still wouldn't have had a shot.

If that is your attitude, I don't think you deserve a shot at
Matt, you can give me a blow job and if you do a good job, maybe
I'll let you back on next week. Besides, I am not letting
Matt but his moneymaker anywhere that Bobcat's been.

That is acceptable, I will give you the best blowjob you
ever had, than I am coming back next week to take Kari's place.

Nikki has unzipped my pants, she has wrapped her lips around
my cock, she is slowly taking it all in. She has swallowed
the whole thing, now she is pulling out.

Amanda Bynes has no joined her, Amanda is licking my balls,
Stop that Amanda, I know I am going to Hell, but I am not going
to the bottom rung of Hell, you have to find someone else, O K
you can take one more lick. Thank you, Now back to the sidelines.

Nikki is swallowing my cock whole again, she is now all the way
to my balls, she has swallowed my balls also.

She is licking my balls as she deep throats me, I think I'm
going to, sorry about unloading down your throat Nikki.

That's all right, it's not like it doesn't happen everytime, let me
wipe my mouth off, do I get to come back and compete?

Of course you do Nikki, I guess we'll see you next week, it looks
like it's going to be a big show.


That is all the show we have for today, join us next week when
our special guest will be Janeane Garofalo.

I'd like to Thank or special guest today for coming, Nikki Cox and
Summer Sanders. Remember Angel's fly because they take themselves
lightly. Thanks for joining us today

[davesmistress]

The Wonder Mike Show 11
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading.


THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 11

Welcome to the latest and greatest edition of my humble
little show, I promise you it will be the best 11th episode
of my show you will ever see.

I am Wonder Mike, meet my Flunk I mean best friend, the man with
the worlds largest penis Matt, and please welcome my Co host
Kari Wuhrer, get it out her Kari. Look at the string bikini Kari
is wearing tonight, lets give her a big hand.

Today our special guest star is Fitness trainer and now actress
Kiana Tom, and I also almost forgot, the returning segment, ask Amanda
with Amanda Bynes who has returned from her Nickelodeon tour.

We have a big show, so lets get it on the road, lets bring out our
special guest star.

Wait a minute, I think Kari wants to say something. Is that right Kari?
do you have something to say?

Yes, I do Mike.

And it better not be that you gave Rob Lowe a blowjob in front of everybody
at Planet Hollywood.

Never mind Mike.

I hope you aren't mad Kari, you know if I didn't love you I wouldn't make
fun of you, that's why I never make fun of Amanda.

Hey, that wasn't funny.

I'm sorry Amanda, I will make fun of you next show o k.
O k Mike, thanks.

Now lets get on with the show, please welcome the star of Kiana's
flex appeal, and the new major motion picture, Universal soldier 2,
Kiana Tom, please give her a big hand.

Thanks for coming on Kiana, I was a big fan of yours when you where
on Bodyshaping, the new show is good, but where are the bikini's. Everybody
watches flex appeal to watch you exercise in bikini's and you never do it. I
had to stop watching, they even cut back on Bodyshaping, whoever is directing
those shows should be fired.

Mike, I really don't know what to say about that. So I will talk about Universal
soldier 2.

That's o k Kiana, we can talk about that. The first thing I have to say is, I
went
to the video store and saw Universal soldier 3 and 4 for rental, what to you
know about
that?

Mike, I don't know about that, this was my first movie, I am new to the business
and I am
just learning. Maybe I can be the next Kari Wuhrer.

That was a good one Kiana, you have a good sense of humor, I always thought you
where
a bitch, that was why I really didn't want you on the show, but Matt insisted,
Kari didn't
care either way.

Also, you are well on your way to being the next Kari, you have her two talents.

Fuck you Mike, Who do I have to sleep with to get off this show?
Give me a couple of minutes Kari and I'll tell you.

Back to our special guest, I saw Universal soldier, and I will admit that it
wasn't
as bad as I thought it would be, but of course it couldn't have been. The best
thing
about it was that it was 80 minutes long, I was in and out and didn't waste my
entire
day. I wasn't even embarrassed to be seen leaving the theater. I was embarrassed
to
buy the ticket but what can you do.

Thanks Mike, I guess, it was my first effort and I hope to get better. It was
the first
movie role that I was offered that I didn't have to show my boobs, I only had to
blow
Van Dam, but I don't think that ever killed anybody.

You are funny Kiana, I really don't think you are a bitch now, all the shots
of you beating everybody at everything on you show at done because you are just
better
then them, not because you are the star of the show. It wouldn't hurt you to let
someone run in front of you, or score playing volleyball, or at least make
a basket against you.

That wasn't very nice Mike, I don't think I like this show anymore.

Well, lets get on with what the people want to see, turn around Kiana.

What the hell is that, I knew it was big but that's not human.

That's just Matt and his twenty inches, I know you want it, and since
it is at full mast, it looks like it wants you too.

Mike I think I need to be warmed up, could Kari come over and

This is great folks, Kari has laid Kiana flat on her back, she is pushing
Kiana's ankles back behind her head, I can't believe how flexible Kiana is
Kari is rubbing her clit, she has now slipped two fingers inside of Kiana.

Look at how tight her cunt is, Kari's two fingers barely fit inside of her,
Kari is starting to twist and turn her fingers now. Kiana is stroking Kari's
hair now, this is hot stuff.

Kari has stuffed another finger into Kiana now, Those quick short breaths Kiana
is taking sounds like she is doing pull ups, I won't be able to watch her show
the same way again.

Kari has managed to get a fourth finger into Kiana, I think she is cumming
already, Kari is ramming her hand into her now, Kiana is sliding her ass back
and
forth along the floor, she has the prettiest pink pussy I have ever seen, man it
is
amazing. I am sorry Amanda, it is not as pretty and pink as yours, you are still
number one in my book, now go and get ready for your segment

Matt is standing in front of Kari now, He has grabbed her by the hair
and he is now fucking her face, look at Matt go. Kari has opened her mouth
as wide as she could, Matt has about 14 inches of cock shoved down her throat.
Kari is like a machine.

Kari has her whole hand inside of Kiana now, Kiana is starting to scream, I
think
she is cumming already, Kari has her hand buried past the wrist inside of that
tight
cunt. I think she is ready for Matt now.

Matt has thrown Kari out of the way by the hair, why is he treating her like
that?
he is laying on top of Kiana, he is now working his cock into that pussy.

He has the tip of it in. Kiana has wrapped her legs around his waist, she is
squeezing,
Matt is groaning, pussy. I can't believe him. He still only has the tip of it
in. Kiana
has the tightest pussy I have ever seen, sorry Amanda, second tightest, Kiana
has humped
up, she has about 4 inches in now.

Matt is pulling out, he has rolled Kiana over to her hands and knees, he's
entering
her from behind.

Matt has wrapped her arms around her and is thrusting, he has about 8 inches
inside
her cunt, Kiana has rammed back onto his cock, she has managed to get all twenty
inches
inside of her.

Kiana is resting with the monster inside of her, she is sliding her ass up and
down
and side to side against Matt's chest, she is pulling out, wiggling her ass as
the
cock comes out, she is now going back down.

Matt just slammed his cock into her, there is no fooling around now. He has his
arms
all the way around her, he is fucking her as hard as she can. Kiana is screaming
at
the top of her lungs trying to match his thrust.

Matt has lifted her off the ground, well Kari and Amanda have lifted her up by
the ankles,
they are sliding her back and forth on Matt's cock.

The three of them are sliding her faster and faster, Kiana's eyes have rolled
back up into
her head, I think she just had her last orgasm, I think Matt has ruined another
one.

Kiana is sliding off his cock, Matt has stuffed it into her mouth, Kari and Matt
are stroking
her hair as he fucks her face, I think he is going to cum.

Kiana has pulled the cock out of her mouth, she is going to miss the load.
Sorry, I don't swallow.

I guess I was wrong about her not being a bitch.

Kari has grabbed the cock, Matt has now shot his load all over her
face. He has completely drenched Kari, I knew there was a reason I
kept her around. Everybody get dressed, and lets move on.


Please welcome from Nickelodeon's ll that Amanda Bynes with
Ask Amanda. It all on you now Amanda.

Thanks, Mike I won't drop the ball. Today question comes
from Tammy Hickenbottom from New Jersey, Tammy writes

Dear Amanda, my boyfriend can go all night and my pussy
dries out after a couple of hours and the fucking starts to
hurt, I am scared he will leave me for someone else, can you help
me?

Well, Tammy, of course I can help you, are you fucking stupid,
I know everything, my 13 years on this planet have taught me
everything you wanted to know about sex, but where afraid to
ask.

I hope you aren't so stupid that you don't use lube, but of
course I think you are that stupid so that is my first suggestion.

My second suggestion is to spice up your sex life with variety
while you lube, watch and learn moron.

This is a water bottle, it is about 12 inches, larger than
most cocks you will find, but small for my pussy, look how pink
it is, much pinker than Kiana's don't you think.

Anyway, I am sitting the water bottle on the floor, I am squatting
over it, I am now lowering myself onto it. See how it slides in.

I have half the bottle in me now, I am going back up now, all the way
to the lip of the bottle, now I am going to lower myself slowly again.

I lied, I just kicked my legs out from underneath and fell all the way
onto the bottle. Look at me bounce up and down on it. I am twirling
my ponytails around, they are spinning like a helicopter.

This is as fast as I can ride the bottle, I have already had an orgasm,
he average person's pussy would be starting to dry now, so here is what
you do.

I am laying on my back now, my feet are straight up in the air, the water
is emptying into my pussy, I am now standing again so the water is pouring
out of my newly lubricated cunt. Thank you for writing and join
me next week, I am bringing another special guest for my segment, o k Mike?

Thanks for the warning Amanda, next time bring it up in the production meeting,
of course I love Summer when she recovers she is always welcome.

That's our show for this week, Join us next week when our special
guest is Model, Mtv video star and actress plus the daughter of a rock and roll
legend. I'll leave you in some suspense, and of course whoever Amanda brings
in.

Thanks for coming without you, I'd probably be home playing on the computer
instead of being her with my tens of fans.
Please thank my special guest Kiana Tom, (bitch) and go see her movie, Universal
soldier 2, and you better go quick, it won't kill you, maybe just a flesh wound,
it's not as bad as you think.

Remember Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.

[davesmistress]

The Wonder Mike Show 12
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading.


THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 12


I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello, thanks for coming
to my show. I have big things planned and I can almost guarantee
a good time.

My extra special guest star today is Liv Tyler, daughter of rock
and roll legend. Stephen, and an actress in her own right. Little Amanda
has promised me that she has brought friend along too. I don't know what
she has planned. Lets get it on.

I guess I first have to bring out, my co host, star of the long running
series Sliders, and a singer in her own right, she also must be a great swimmer,
Kari Wuhrer. Please give her a big hand.

And of course my best friend in the whole world, the man with the world's
largest
penis, Matt Phillips, and of course from the Nickleodean hit series, All that
Miss
Amanda Bynes. Give it up for them won't you. I guess we should start with
Amanda.
Amanda, get over here.


Spit it out Amanda, what special plans do you have for your Ask Amanda segment
today? Mike, I don't want to do Ask Amanda today, I have a virgin friend who has
seen the show and would like a shot at Matt.

Amanda, you know that Matt is for our special guest star. We can't have him
going after every Tom, Dick and Harry out there, not that there's anything wrong
with that.

Mike, I know, but she is a long time friend of mind and I think you should at
least talk to her, OK. If you do, I'll bring Summer back and let her do you, she
wants
you, you know.

Amanda, you can bring her out, I can't be bribed though and your offer of Summer
Sanders had nothing to do with me letting you bring her out. I also am not
promising anything, it is up to Matt whether or not he takes a shot at her, ok
Matt?

That's fine with me Mike, I will do her if she's cute, and I get a shot at
Amanda too. That is the fairest thing I can think of.

Matt, your a pig, and I'm not going to stand her and watch you and Amanda go at
it, you will have to base your decision on something else, anyway, Amanda bring
out your friend.

Thanks Mike, please everyone, welcome the star of Harriet the spy, and the hit
movie Inspector Gadget Michelle Trachtenberg, she is my best friend and really
cute too.

Come her and give me a hug, Michelle, now go shake Mike and Matt's hands. It is
really good to have you out her today.

I am glad you invited me Amanda, I have been a big fan of the show, I haven't
seen you since the last episode we did together of Figure it out. Summer told me
how much fun he had, then you showed me the video tape and I had to be a guest.

That's great Amanda, I told you what a prude Mike is but I think we can work on
him, I don't think Matt will be a problem, he is not an ass.

Amanda, you know I am standing right here don't you, this is my show, I my not
have a soul left, but there are something's I won't allow on my show, what is
Michelle 13 years old?

Yes, Mike, I am 13, but I am old for my age, I have been acting for 8 years, and
I have see it all, don't you think I'm cute?

Yes, you are Michelle, very cute, but I still have some values, I think we
should go to Matt and see what he, thinks, Matt how do you feel about.

That's great, Matt has his pants off already, he is standing behind Amanda and
fondling the tiny knobs she calls tits, Michelle is standing behind him. She has
her arms around his waist, she is stroking his cock. He is standing erect at his
full 20 inches.

Amanda has turned around now, she is on her knees, she has now shoved Matt's
cock down her throat. Look at her head go back and forth, it is amazing that a
13 year old is that good. Where were those types of girls when I was in Jr.
high,
I guess you have to grow up in Hollywood.

Michelle is on her knees next to Amanda now, she is trying to slide his cock
into her mouth. His cock is too thick though, she can only get the tip of his
cock in. I never realized what a big mouth Amanda had before, well I knew she
was a wise ass
but I never realized just how wide it is.

Amanda is sucking on his cock again, she has about 12 inches of his cock down
her throat, it is the most amazing thing I have ever seen, It's a good thing I'm
already going to hell or I we would surely be going to hell now.

Mike, I am not going to hell, and my name is Matt, don't call me surely.

I'm sorry Matt. Anyway, Michelle is trying to suck his cock again, but it is
useless, she is licking up and down the sides of it. She is starting at the
balls and working her way all the way up to the tip, she is then licking the tip
of his cock. It's must be good to be Matt.

The girls have pushed him over onto his back now, Michelle is sitting on his
face, Amanda is straddling his cock, I think I'm going to but a stop to this, I
might someday be able to get my soul back if I don't allow this. All right you
guys break it up.

Screw you Mike, if you don't let us finish. me and Amanda are out of her, right
Amanda? That's right Mike, we quit if we don't get what we want.

Amanda has sat down on Matt's cock, she has slid all the way down on it. His
cock is almost the size of her skinny legs. She is trying to squat down on it
but it is too big, she has to stand up and bounce u and down.

Michelle is sitting on his face, she is sliding her cunt back and forth on his
tongue, it looks like she has done this before, Matt has his tongue all the way
inside of her. Listen to that, I think Michelle is purring like a kitten.

I think I better bring out or special guest star Miss Liv Tyler, star of the hit
movie Armageddon and the upcoming movie Onegin she is also the daughter of
Aerosmith lead singer Stephen Tyler. Please give her a big hand.

You know Liv, I think a band would be good for our show, I gave Matt $10 a
bottle of booze and a hooker, I don't think we could get Aerosmith, but I do
think we could get Night Ranger, what do you think?

Mike, I really can't comment on that, I don't know anybody from Night Ranger, I
am interested in what's going on over in the corner. I thought I was going to
get fucked today.

I am sure you will be Liv, don't worry, we can watch the action together and
then go on to your segment, you don't mind if I pull my pants down and get
comfortable do you? It really doesn't matter what you think, this is my show.

Amanda is leaning over Matt now, he is starting to slowly thrust up into her,
Amanda has grabbed him by the back of the neck, she tried to grab his hair but
his crew cut is just too short, I told him it's ok to grow his hair out now.

Amanda is screaming harder. Matt is thrusting up a little harder with every
stroke. Amanda is screaming Harder after every stroke.

Matt has lifted her completely off the ground now, he is ramming his cock into
her as hard as he can, Michelle has fallen off of his face. Michelle is now
trying to pull Amanda off of Matt, I guess it's her turn. Amanda doesn't want to
get off though.

Michelle is on her hand and knees now, she is wiggling her ass at Matt. That is
all he can take. Matt has lifted Amanda off of his monster, she is trying to
hold on but it is no use. Matt is now behind Michelle, his is slowly slipping
his cock into her cunt.

It looks like her cunt is too tight, he has the tip in but it's not going in. I
can tell Michelle is trying to thrust back but it is no use. Matt can only get
the tip in.

Amanda is behind Matt now, she is shoving his ass. It looks like the cock is
going in. Yes, it's slowly moving inside of Michelle. She rocked back as hard as
she could as Matt thrusted. His cock is all the way in now. Yes, he has gotten
it all the way in.

Matt is holding his cock still, Michelle is sliding back and forth on his cock,
her mouth is just hanging open as she slowly moves back and forth on his cock.
It looks like she is having the time of her life, I should make these people pay
to be on this show, what do you think Liv?

I don't think you should make us pay, I would of course but I think you can get
a higher class of starlet if they don't have to pay.

Thanks Liv. Matt is starting to thrust into Michelle now, he is slowly working
his cock all the way in, then pulling it almost all the way out. Michelle is
rocking back harder with each thrust now.

Matt is starting to ram it to her now, Michelle is starting to squeal now, Matt
is ramming it to her harder. What do you think about that Liv? I think I am
going to hell, but I wish it was me.


Thanks again Liv, Matt has lifted Michelle off the ground now, he is sliding
Michelle up and down on his cock, I knew Matt was stronger than he looks.
Michelle is kicking her legs up and down. She is screaming "Faster."

Matt has her bouncing up and down like she is own a trampoline, I think Michelle
is going to pass out. Matt is thrusting up into her as she bounces up and down.
Her head has slumped to the side, I think she is out cold.

Matt has dropped her to the ground, she is out cold. Matt has finished off
another one, I guess it is almost your turn Liv, Are you ready?

I am ready Mike.

Let's talk about you first Liv, everybody knows the five straight guys in
Hollywood frequent bars and pick up girls off the street, take them home fuck
them and kick them out, we never hear about any female stars doing that except
of course for you and Melissa Joan Hart, it is amazing how your publicist have
almost kept it quiet, but you know when you screw hundreds of guys eventually
someone is going to talk.

Mike, I don't know what your talking about, I am as pure as the driven snow, I
don't know about Melissa though. You can't prove anything.

I guess I can't prove anything about you, but you just wait, I know there is a
Melissa video tape out there and I will be vindicated, I can just feel it. And
you Liv, everybody knows that you did the entire cast of Armageddon at the wrap
party.
Two of the guys you gave blow jobs to where gay and they spilled the beans, they
said they didn't want too, but hey it was Liv Tyler, so they got in line with
everybody else. Two other camera men said they where in line when you finished
shooting and
they said the same thing.

I can't believe anybody told, and you can't prove anything, those guys where all
lying, I don't remember any gay guys, wait a minute I know who you mean, You
can't prove anything.

I want to know if it's true that Stephen used to bring home his rock and roll
buddies and you would give them blow jobs while he watched?

I don't know where you heard that but you can't prove anything. This is getting
embarrassing, My publicist told me nobody knew those things, my family has paid
through the nose to keep my secrets, not that you can't prove anything.

I am not trying to embarrass you are anything, these are the things my tens and
tens of fans want to know, you have seen the show and if you don't like it you
shouldn't have come.

I just came to meet Matt, not to be grilled by you, I don't think you are a very
nice person. What do you mean? I am very nice, wait a minute something is going
on with Amanda.

Amanda is stroking Matt's cock, she is going to make him cum. Stop that Amanda,
you are going to wear him out before he gets a shot at Liv, boy will she be
pissed.

Amanda is sucking his cock like a vacuum now Matt is starting to shake, his
knees are starting to buckle, it looks like he is cumming.

Amanda's head has jerked back. Matt has emptied his load down her throat. I
don't see anything, I guess she swallowed it all. She is a real pro. What do you
think about that Liv? Liv? Where did she go?

There is some kind of commotion in the stands, Liv has grabbed a guy out of the
audience, I recognize him, it's Dr. Blasphemy, she has grabbed another one, it's
the Can man, she is bringing them up to the stage.
She has stripped both the men of their pants, they are standing side by side she
is working her lips back and forth on the DR's cock, Liv has lips made for cock
sucking, doesn't she folks, she has now grabbed the Can man and she has
swallowed his entire cock.

Liv is stroking both cocks now, she has shoved both of them down her throat. I
think she is going to try to deep throat both cocks. Yes, she is, she has
swallowed both cocks whole.

The can man has pulled his cock out of her mouth, Blasphemy is fucking her face
now, she has wrapped her arms around his hips, she is forcing his cock all the
way down her throat, Can man is behind her now, he has slipped his cock into her
cunt.

Can man has his arms around her waist, he is pulling her towards himself, Liv is
rocking back onto his cock. She is rocking back onto him then thrusting forward
swallowing the DR's cock whole, there is know doubt they have done this before

Matt what do you think about this?

I think it should be me.

You shouldn't have done Amanda and Michelle then, should you? And where is my
ten dollars?

I tried to get Men without hats, but I guess they found hats and weren't
available, I am going to try to get Winger next.

Liv and the Can man have rolled over on their sides, Blastphemy has pulled his
cock out of her mouth, he is laying on his side next to the couple, the Dr is
slipping his cock into Liv's cunt along with Can man. Liv is starting to moan
now.

The two audience members are thrusting into Liv's cunt, she has wrapped her arms
around Blasphemy and is pulling him closer, Can man is ramming it to her from
behind.

Both men are slamming it to her now, Liv is screaming loudly now, I hope the
cops don't come in. They are both pulling their cocks out of her now, they have
both shoved their cocks into her mouth, Liv is rubbing her clit as she sucks
both
cocks.

I think both men are cumming. They each have a handful of her hair and are
fucking her face, They have both pulled out now, I don't see a drop of cum. Liv
has swallowed both loads, she is a real pro, she didn't spill a drop, not even
Kari could do that. Liv will go far in this business.

Speaking of Kari, where the hell is she?

I am over her Mike, if Amanda gets a shot at Matt, then I want my turn next week
or I am out of here. Well, by Kari, you can be replaced.

I'm sorry Mike, I'll be good. I just wanted some air time, I have stuff to say.

You better be good Kari and if you have something to say, spit it out, and
everybody
knows that you gave Rob Lowe a blow job at Planet Hollywood.

Never mind then.

That's all the show we have for today, I'd like to thank our special guest, Liv
Tyler, you can see her in the upcoming movie, Onegin and also I would like to
thank Michelle Trachtenberg, you can still see her in the motion picture,
Inspector Gadget, it won't kill you,

Please join us next wee when our special guest star will be Scream queen and
star of the hit show Party of Five Neve Campbell, boy to I have something to
talk to her about.

Remember, Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.

[alaick]

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