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rg1960
06-14-2008, 10:32 AM
A little something i thought up hope all will enjoy.

This Albert Wise, with some head line news.

Alice Appears in Court Again.

News from Wonderland, Alice once again in court,
she appears before the King.

she appeared in her little blue, white dress, she told the courtall she was doing was bending over, he dress rose showing her panties.

But it what wa s written on her panties had her back in court,it said EAT ME!.
Her first offense was smoking drugs with the centipede , which she got hooked and she fucked anyone for money to smoke more .

Scooby Doo Retires

Sources close to the Greatdane says he just
" Brunt Out" literally Shaggy always smoke blowing it in his face, then he got hooked always eatting couldn`t do his job.
Velma saids she`ll miss his cold nose going up her skrit touching her pussy.
Dapphine says the same, plus the way he always looking for Scobby Snacks up her dress.
A search is in progressfor new dog.


New Family for Family Guy

Peter, Lois Griffin and family will no longer be on Family Guy.
They will be repalced by the Clitons
Hilary as left politics , due to her failure to run for president.
So the show will be taken place in New York.
Monica Lewenski will also be in the show as a neighbor .
As one of Bill`s many love intrest, Jesse jackson will also be in the show, along with any other celebs.


The Bedrock Swap

Fred Flintstone, has a new wife Betty Rubble
the swap was due to the lack of interest of bot parties.
Wilma always found Betty`s panties under the bed
plus photo`s was chiseled of Betty in different poses.
Fred said he always found Barney around his house, while he was at work, barney said he was taken care of the garden patch.

Only patch he was taken care of was Wilma`s Fred said , test also was done on Pebbles,
found out Barney`s the real father.


Superman in Court

Superman was in Metropolis Court facing destruction of public property.

Seems he was flying around at night, using his Xray vision looking at women, undressing,showering.
Seems he was jacking off close to the buildings
his cum was chipping bricks off.
People below was getting hit with drops of cum and bricks.
This all stems form Lois Lane who has been seen alot with Lex Luthor, and the so called affair of Wonder Woman and Batman.


Charlie Brown Gulity

After a long two weeks the jury finding Charlie Brown gulity of killing his wife Lucy.
Good Greif he said if she just let me kick the football just once.
Police found her with the foot ball up her pussy, Snoopy was beside her dead too.
He got more pussy form her than i did
Charlie Brown said, as he was taken away.


Well thats all for now let me know what you all think , maybe i`ll come up with more with help .

Wolfhead
06-16-2008, 09:38 AM
lol that's not bad. Not bad at all.

davesmistress
06-17-2008, 06:36 PM
Very cool

thanks for the addition