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The Wonder Mike Show 16
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
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THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 16


Welcome to my special tribute show, Amanda's not here today, she
is busy taping her show, don't worry she won't be doing that long,
Matt and Kari are here though.

This show is for the benefit of Mr. Kite, Having been some time in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all, and tonight Matt Phillips is topping
the bill.

We hope you will enjoy the show, just sit back and let the evening go.
It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill, your such a lovely
audience, I'd like to take you home with me, I'd love to take you home.

Mike, What is it Matt?

I don't really want to stop the show, but I thought you might like to know,
I have a singer who wants to sing a song, and she wants you all to sing along,
so let me introduce to you, the one and only. BRITTANY SPEARS.

Wow I can't believe you got her Matt, I'd like to talk to her before we
let her sing, Brittany move it on over here, sorry, that's another tribute show.

Well, Brittany, would you believe in our love at first sight?
Yes, Mike, I'm certain that it happens all the time.

How do you feel about Melissa Joan Hart outing you on television?
I don't mind, people today are willing to accept Bi sexuality.

O k Brittany, she said you two hadn't gotten it on yet, have you managed
to connect yet? I was pretty sure you were at least Bi, but Melissa suprised me,
I thought she was too busy screwing every guy she could find to get it on with
girls,
now I find out she doing you and the girl in those Sabrina movies, I hope your
not jealous Man, that has to be hot.

Yes, we have connected Mike, it was weird at first, but I have to admit it's
getting better, A little better all the time. See I'm in sync with the show. And
I am not jealous, we were just having fun, but I should have known better with a
girl like her.

That's great Brittany, any chance we'll see the video, it will out sell Titanic.
Not for a while Mike, we both still have careers, after our fifteen minutes of
fame are
up, maybe we'll let it slip out then, it worked for Pam Anderson.

I can't wait Brittany, Man are you hot.

Thanks Mike, I have been wondering why you don't participate in your own
show? I think your guest like you.

We'll Brittany, I don't like to talk about that, so lets just say, She was just
seventeen, you know what I mean, and the way she looked, was well beyond
compare, So I'll never dance with another, since I saw her standing there.

Mike, what happened to this lucky lady.
Thanks for asking Brittany, Baby's in Black, and I'm feeling blue, there was
nothing I could do. I think of her, but she thinks only of him, I know that it's
a sin, but she thinks of him.

Did you tell her how you felt Mike?

Of course not, you should know you've got to hide your love away.
That's no way to live life Mike.

I know Brittany I realize, I'm a loser, and I lost someone who's near to
me, I'm a loser, and I'm not what I appear to be.

Mike you should really go and talk to her, or at least take on some of the guest
on your show, there are plenty of fish in the sea.


I know that Brittany, but The only girl I care about has gone away, looking for
a brand new start, little does she know that when she left that day, along with
her she took my hart.

Mike, that is pathetic, and that is a tribute for a different show.

Screw you Matt, you haven't done any better, Your a real nowhere man,
living in your nowhere land, making all your nowhere plans for nobody,
and anyway, lets forget about me, lets get to Brittany.
Brittany, why are you here?

I want to do you Mike.

That's nice Brittany, but will you still need me? Will you still feed me?
When I'm sixty-four?

No, I won't Mike, that's gross.

You'll be older too, you know.

I know Mike, I don't care about the tribute I just want to get rocked.

Just as I thought, everybody's trying to be my baby.

One day I'm going to bring a girl on this show just for me, You'll be in the
running, Brittany, Maybe I can get you and Melissa at the same time, wait I
know, Holly Marie
Combs, no, Neve Campbell, the choices are endless, oh well, I have time to
decide, maybe on a Holiday episode.

We have a special guest today, so Matt can't have a go at you, but Kari Wuher,
come on down, let's get it on.

I'm ready to go Mike, when I get finished with Brittany, your gonna lose that
girl, see I
can be a part of the tribute too.

Well, Kari, don't let me down.

I won't Mike. Brittany, it wont be long til you belong to me.

Kari is stripping Brittany, she has her pants off, now she is taking off her
belly
shirt, those tits look great Brittany, I read where you said they are real.

Yes, they are Mike.

I am sure they are just as real as Kari's.

They are rubbing their tits together, man, that's hot, Kari is sucking on
Brittany's
nipples, she is licking all around them, Brittany has perfect nipples, Kari is
making
circles with her tongue around them, I think Brittany is going to cum already.

Brittany is reaching between Kari's legs she is rubbing Kari's clit, I can see
Kari
getting wet, Brittany must be a real pro, nobody has gotten Kari going that fast
before,
well' not a girl, Brittany must be more lesbian than I thought.

Kari has rolled to all fours now, Brittany is starting to lick her clit, she is
moving
her tongue up and down over it, from her clit all the way to her ass, she has
just jammed a finger into Kari's ass, Kari is rocking back on it.

Brittany has just shoved three fingers into Kari's cunt, look at all the room in
there, Brittany is spinning her hand from side to side like a washing machine,
she is still licking her cunt, I think it will take more than fingers to satisfy
Kari though.

Brittany is laying on her back now, she is rubbing Kari's clit with her big toe,
Kari has reached between her legs and grabbed Brittany's foot, she just jammed
Brittany's toe into her cunt, Kari is fucking herself with Brittany's big toe,
can we show that on television?

Kari just grabbed her by the ankle, she has rammed the entire foot into her
cunt, she is slamming back onto Brittany's foot, Brittany is kicking forward, I
think Brittany is going to knock Kari out, Kari is slamming back harder, I know
that she just came.
Kari has just pulled the foot out of her cunt, she has spun around, it looks
like it's Brittany's turn now, Brittany is standing now, they are embracing,
they have their tongues buried down each other's throats, what a tender moment.

Kari is laying her down, she is now fucking her with her tongue, Kari is shoving
it in and
out of her, look at that sneer on Brittany's face, she has a handful of Kari's
hair now, she is forcing Kari's tongue deeper into her cunt.

Kari has replaced her tongue with two fingers, she is working them in and out,
she is beginning to twist them, listen to Brittany shout, Kari is licking her
cunt now, Brittany's shouting a little bit louder now, a little bit louder now.

Kari has just jammed two more fingers into Brittany, she is twisting her hand
all the way around, Brittany is cumming all over Kari's hand, I think she has
had enough already.

I was wrong Brittany is standing up now, Kari is laying underneath her, Brittany
is riding Kari's fingers, look at her bounce up and down, wait a minute, Kari
has rammed her whole hand into Brittany's cunt, she is shouting a little bit
louder now.

Brittany is jumping up and down on Kari's hand, I don't think she is going to be
in any shape to sing after this, Kari is licking her ass hole now, Brittany is
squealing like a pig, she does have a good voice, and people said she didn't
have any talent.

Brittany has grabbed Kari's wrist with both hands now, she is fucking her self,
listen to her scream, it's a little bit softer now, a little bit softer now, I
think she is about done, Kari has almost her whole arm rammed inside of the teen
singer, Kari's arm is glistening with Brittany's cum, it is over, Brittany is
laying face first on the floor, Kari is standing over her patting herself on the
back.

With the Tribute going on, I never even mentioned our special guest star, so
lets bring her out. You recognize her from the hit movie Lost in Space, and you
can see her every week on Party of Five, please give a big welcome to Lacey
Chabert.

Welcome to our special tribute show Lacey, the first thing I have to say
is you have the sexiest voice in Hollywood today, yes, Kari, sexier than yours.
What brings you to our little tribute show today.

Thanks for having me Mike, I just saw what went on, I didn't know it was that
kind of show, I talked to Neve and she told me you where mean to her when you
had her on, I wanted to see for myself what went on, I also want a shot at you.

Thanks Lacey, I think you are too young for me, but I'm happy just o dance with
you, anytime at all, all you gotta do is call, and I'll be there.

That's sweet Mike, I am looking for a real relationship though, not just sex, I
need to learn more about sex if I want to get the good roles, I give horrible
blow jobs and I'll never make anything out of myself in Hollywood if I don't
learn, I think we could be good together, after all, all you need is love.

That's right Lacey, love is all you need.

Once again, thanks Lacey, If I needed someone to love, your the one that I'd be
thinking of, if I needed someone, If I had some more time to spend, then I think
I'd be with you, If I needed someone.

And you where right Lacy, I think I was mean to Neve Campbell, but you have to
realize, Me used to be angry young man, hiding my head in the sand, I'm doing
the best that I can, I've got to admit I'm getting better, a little better
all the time. All I am saying, is give peace a chance.

I am glad you said that Mike, because I have a surprise for you, come on out
Neve.

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Neve Campbell.

I am glad you came back Neve, I shouldn't have thrown you off, you will be
welcome back anytime, I still haven't seen Party of Five yet, I'm sorry, I did
see Two to Tango though, and the one thing I have to say about it is, man you
must have the best pair of legs in Hollywood, I would kill to lick up and down
them, I hope you will come back
soon so I can.

Thanks Mike, I knew you weren't a real ass hole, Lace talked me into coming
back, I thought it was a good idea with my movie coming out and all.

It is a real pleasure to have you here Neve.

I didn't know you were Canadian, I won't hold that against you though, just
kidding, I love Canada.

I promise to go see every movie you put out from now on, I will even watch Party
of Five at least once, that is all you can ask of me.

Your right Mike, I can't ask for anything more, except for you to kiss my ass.

When you come back Neve, it will be a pleasure.

Another thing I found funny about the movie, was you talking about a lesbian
encounter, I was waiting for you to hold a press conference at the premier and
announce it to the world, I am still waiting for you to release your home movie,
I bet you starred with Nina Hartley, she's still hot, what about Marilyn
Chambers?

It was also funny to see Mathew Perry playing a guy that everybody thinks is
gay.

Why is that funny Mike?

If you don't know I can't tell you, he is the only guy I know that goes to Gay
bars to pick up girls though, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anyway, it's time to give Lacey her lesson.

What will you be doing Mike?

Well,' Neve I'll be fixing a hole where the rain gets in,
it keeps my mind from wandering, where it will go.
Just in case you forgot about the tribute.

What tribute?

Never mind Lacey, your too young.

It's time to bring in the fool on the hill, Matt get over here and do
your job. I want you two to cum together, right now, over Neve.

Lacy is doing a slow strip tease, she has pulled her skirt over he head, now her
slip,
man I wish I could do her and Neve, eight days a week, but I guess I'll just
have
to get by with a little help from my friends.

Lacey is completely naked now, Matt is pulling down his pants, he is fully
erect,
look at Lacey's eyes, I think they're going to pop out of the sockets, she has
never
seen a twenty inch cock before, it's as thick as her arm.

Lacey is licking up and down his cock, it is too big to get in her mouth, she is
never
going to learn to be a cock sucker like that, I might have to take matters into
my own
hand, no I will wait for real love.

Matt is slapping her lightly across the cheeks, that's so cute, he is rubbing
her little
clit with his fingers, she is groaning already, I don't think she's going to be
able
to handle this.

Matt has laid her on her stomach, he is laying on her back, he is slowly putting
his cock into her cunt, he has the head in, I don't think he can get anymore, no
he has another inch in. She is trying to raise up.

Matt has pushed her back down, it will be easier if she is laying flat, Matt has
pushed a little harder he has gotten it in, Lacey as made it up to her hands and
knees now, Matt is holding her around the waist.

Matt is standing still, he is letting Lacey rock back onto his cock, she is
slowly sliding back on that twenty inch monster, she has half of it in, she is
now pulling forward, she almost has it all the way out.

Matt has just rammed the entire thing into her cunt, listen to that high pitched
scream, I hope she doesn't shatter any windows, Matt has buried his entire cock
into that tight busy, I didn't think it was possible but he did it.

Lacey is beginning to rock back and forth, she is also moving from side to side,
she is getting use to the cock now, she is rocking faster and faster. That's
right, a little bit faster now, a little bit faster now, a little bit faster
now.

I think she just had her first orgasm, Matt's cock is dripping with her juices,
it is sliding in and out easy now, Matt is ramming it to her, this may be the
hottest moment we have ever had on our show. Yes, Kari hotter than you and
Brittany.

Matt has lifted her off the ground, he is sliding her back and forth on his
cock, yes I know I said sliding Kari, you can see Kari every Friday night on
this seasons episodes of Sliders, you can also find her first album Shiny at all
fine record stores.

Matt rolled backwards, he is laying flat on his back, Lacey is on top of him,
her feet can't even reach the ground his cock is so big, she has sat her feet on
his legs.

Lacey is starting to ride him, she is going up and down like a pro, there won't
be a job in Hollywood that she can't get, she is riding him like a pro.

Lacey is slamming her cunt up and down as hard as she can, Matt has began to
thrust upwards into her, Lacey is screaming louder than ever, man she has a sexy
voice, I will listen to her screams of joy over and over again. I think this is
my favorite show.

Matt is hammering her now, his thrusts are lifting her off his knees, she can't
take much more of this, she is standing straight up now, Matt's cock is still
buried inside of her now, it is almost as long as her tiny little legs.

Lacey is starting to squat up and down again, she is going a little bit faster
now, a little bit faster now, I think she is done, her juices are dribbling down
her legs now, she is riding him a little bit slower now, a little bit slower
now, I think she's finished.

Lacey has fell off the cock now, she is laying at Matt's feet, he has rolled her
on to her back, Neve has ran over and laid next to her. Matt has laid is cock on
Neve's tongue, he is stroking it, a little bit faster now, a little bit faster
now.

Matt has unloaded directly on Neve's tongue, she caught it all, she is leaning
over and kissing Lacey, Lacy now has the mouthful of cum, man, this has been a
great show.

We hope you have enjoyed the show, we're sorry but it's time to go.
I'd like to thank you all for coming once again, sorry but it's getting very
near the end.

I'd like to thank our very special guest, Brittany Spears, she is on tour as we
speak, also you can see Lacey Chabert and Neve Campbell every Tuesday on Fox,
also g and see Two to Tango, starring Neve, and tell me if she doesn't have the
greatest pair of legs you have ever seen.

Please join us next week when our special guest star will be the star of Xena
warrior princess, she will be dropping from the sky with diamonds, Lucy Lawless,
along with her co star Rene O. Conner.

Mike.

What is it Kari? Wait I know, watch Kari Wuhrer every Friday night on the Sci Fi
channel on Sliders, then go and get her album Shiny.

That's not it Mike, well, that's not all. Matt gets to bring in surprises every
week, I want
to bring in one for next week.

O k Kari, be here next week for Lucy Lawless, Rene O conner and Kari's surprise,
Good night and thank you all, you have a lucky face

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The Wonder Mike Show 18
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading.

THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 18

Welcome and thanks once again for joining me for my little show,
I am joined as always by B movie superstar Kari Wuhrer or Kari Wuhrer
Salin if you will and my best friend in the whole world, the man with
the worlds largest penis Matt.
Also making her return today is the star of her own Nickelodeon show Amanda,
little Amanda Bynes, please give everyone a big hand. It is really nice to
have you back Amanda, the show hasn't been the same without, just don't bring
the quality down.
Mike, what is it now Kari? I think I speak for Amanda when I say Fuck you, I've
quit better jobs then this before.
Kari, I don't know why your upset, I called you super star, after all you have a
hit,
well an album out, plus you have stared in what I guess you could call movies
and
you where the star of a dying television show, you are a true star.
We have a really big show in store for you folks today, my special guest is the
star who saved Star trek Voyager, Jeri Ryan, man I have been waiting to get her
on the show since or first episode, I wonder if she would be interested in a co
host position.
Once again I say to you, Fuck you Mike, and the horse you rode in on.
Now that the females have quit their griping, lets hear from Matt, I am sure he
has something in store for us today. Take it away Matt.
Thanks, Mike, I have a surprise guess for us today, she called and begged to be
on the show but we just couldn't find a spot for her, but I made sure we had
time scheduled for today, I want you to give a big hand for Miss Mariah Carey.
Wow Mariah Carey, you have done a great job Matt, come on over and sit next to
me Mariah, it is and honor and a pleasure.
It's an honor and a pleasure to be here today Mike.
That's what I meant Mariah, I can't believe how many of you celebrities fall for
that, anyway I assure you would like the role of house singer for our little
show.
Actually, I was more interested in the co host position.
I wish you wouldn't have said that Mariah, look out.
Kari has tackled Mariah folks, things are getting out of hand early tonight, it
is Mariah's fault for threatening Kari's position though.
Mariah's satin skirt is already hiked up over her waist, I wanted to ask Mariah,
who dresses her and make sure she gives that person a raise.
Mariah is flat on her back, Kari is pulling her ankles up by Mariah's face,
that's got to hurt, wait a minute, Mariah is starting to roll over, I haven't
seen anybody out muscle Kari before, Mariah is one tough bitch, I mean lady.
Now Amanda has joined the fray, she has her little arms around Mariah's neck,
she is pulling her over, Kari is back on top, I guess Amanda didn't want Mariah
around either.
Amanda has taken off her jeans exposing her skinny legs, I know she is only
fourteen but she has got to put on another twenty pounds before a gust of wind
blows her away.
Amanda is sitting on Mariah's face, Kari has Mariah by the nipples, she is
twisting Mariah's nipples around, they are ordering her to eat out Amanda, this
should be good.
They didn't have to tell Mariah twice, she has wrapped her arms around Amanda
and she buried her tongue deep inside of her pretty pink pussy, Man Amanda has a
pretty pussy, he camera man, go get a close up of that, what the hell are you
doing? And pull your pants up.
Amanda is holding Mariah's legs apart, Kari is lapping away at Mariah's cunt,
listen to Mariah squeal, higher and higher, man I think she is going to shatter
so windows.
Mariah has reached up and jammed two fingers into Amanda's cunt, Amanda is
slowly riding up and down on them, Kari just rammed three fingers into Mariah,
there is room for plenty more, Mariah has a gapping cunt, the biggest I have
seen so far.
Kari has just rammed her whole hand deep into Mariah's pussy, she has it in past
the wrist now and there is still plenty of room, Mariah is working two more
fingers into Amanda, she just reached up and grabbed Amanda by her pony tail,
she is slamming Amanda up and down on her hand.
Kari is working her other hand into Mariah's cunt there is still some room left,
Mariah's squeals are so high pitched I can barely hear them, Amanda is pulling
Mariah's tits up by the nipples man Mariah has a set of lungs, no wonder she can
hit those notes.
Amanda is holding Mariah by the wrist as she fucks herself with Mariah's hand, I
think Amanda's cumming, yes I can see the juices flowing down Mariah wrist, it
is over for Amanda.
Kari is stretching Mariah's cunt now, Kai is clapping inside of Mariah's cunt, I
ant hear her squeals at all now, I think she is cumming though, yes she is, the
juices just squirted out of Mariah's cunt and splashed Kari in the face,
A window just shattered, I hope Mariah stops cumming soon. Kari is scooping the
cum off her face, she is letting it drip off her fingers and into her mouth,
Amanda has come over to lick Kari's fingers clean. I guess Kari has survived
another challenge to her position.
I am sure you all are wondering about my personal quests, shut up Kari, they
are, my marriage proposal to Janeane Garofalo was rebuked, but I did get an
autographed picture, my proposals to Nana Visitor and Holly Marie Combs were
returned as
undeliverable, but not to worry, I sent an e-mail to Alyssa Milano and I think
she will pass my proposal on to Holly, Alyssa is really nice, lets all keep are
fingers crossed and hope she recovers quickly from her divorce and passes my
message along.
Of course if I would have known that Alyssa was getting dumped my proposal would
have been for her, I wonder if she would mind playing second fiddle, after all
she has been divorced by two guys already, I would be faithful and wouldn't go
to
the press and call her a bitch.
I haven't heard from Leah Lail or Molly Culver yet, maybe I shouldn't have wrote
to them at the same time, I hope they don't share their mail, I should have
written to Natalie Raitano instead of Molly, what was I thinking? I keep
planning to e-mail Pam Anderson, but I really don't have anything to say to her,
I guess I could tell her how much
better she looks on V I P this season. She looks like a real person now, her
hair is a natural color and her boobs are almost back to a normal size, anyway
enough with the rambling, lets get on with the show.
Our special guest today is the star of Star trek Voyager, please welcome Jeri
Ryan.
It is a true honor and pleasure to have you here today, I have been trying to
get you on the show ever since our first episode, it is about time you made it.
The first thing I want
to say is I am sorry to hear about your divorce, when they find the body I hope
they can prove it was suicide, of course who wouldn't kill themselves getting
divorced
from you. Do I have a shot?
Thanks Mike, I have never seen your show but I have heard good things about it,
I am looking forward to this, and I am not looking for anybody else at this
time.
You are most gracious Jeri, every body says there are nine reasons that Voyager
has evolved into a must see television show, but I they can only name seven of
them.
Mike, I have heard that one before.
I'm sorry Jeri, that was my attempt at wit.
Or at least half an attempt Mike.
That was a good one Jeri, I think it is time to get on to what the people came
to see. That is a nice gown you are wearing Jeri, this isn't a formal show, so
lets see how fast you can get out of it.
What are you talking about Mike, I am not taking off my gown.
Jeri, my audience is waiting, I guess you really haven't seen this show before,
Matt
come shoe Jeri what she is here for.

Matt is standing in front of Jeri. he has his back turned to her, he has
unzipped his
pants.
Jeri put on this blindfold, that's right, o k Matt, she's ready, turn around.
Matt is fully erect, he has twenty inches poking straight out at Jeri. Jeri,
take
off your blindfold now.
Oh my God, what the hell is that, Mike?
That is Matt and his member Jeri, he is all yours, I know you probably haven't
gotten
any in at least a week since you are single, so happy new year.
Thanks Mike, I think this is going to be my best year ever, no excuse me, I
can't talk
with my mouth full.
This is it folks, Jeri is licking up and down the shaft of Matt's cock, she just
placed
his hands in her hair, she wants him to pull it, what a freak, what else could
you expect
from someone who looks like that?
Jeri has pulled her gown off over her head, she is stroking his cock with both
hands, she has one of the best pair of tits in Hollywood, it doesn't matter if
they are real or not.
She is reaching between her legs, she has jammed two fingers into her cunt, look
at her work them in and out, faster and faster, what a freak. She is slamming
those fingers now.
Jeri just slipped a third finger into her twat, she needs it bad, her pussy is
shining like a beacon, the juices are dripping, I would love to lick her clean,
maybe on my special.
Jeri is spinning around, she is slapping herself on the ass, Matt is climbing on
top of her, he is sliding his cock into that wet pussy, it is a tight squeeze.
Jeri is sliding forward, her cunt might be too tight, every time Matt thrusts,
he knocks her forward, she has planted her hands out in front, she is holding
steady, Matt has about two inches of cock in her now, Jeri has thrusted back.
It is in, it is in. Jeri's cunt has swallowed up his entire cock, Matt is slowly
pulling back, he is pulling Jeri back with him, you can see her cunt being
stretched, somebody go get a close up of that, hurry.
Jeri just rocked back again, now Matt is thrusting forward, they are working it
now. Matt is thrusting a little harder with each thrust, Jeri is rocking back,
matching him stroke for stroke.
Jeri has a nice rhythm of grunts going, she sounds like Monica Seles now. Matt
has his rhythm going now.
He is really ramming it too her now, I think Jeri is starting to cry tears of
joy, she is slamming back as hard as she can now, the audience is on their feet,
this is hot stuff, I wish there was an award I could give them.
Matt has wrapped his arms around her, he is lifting her up, he is rolling over
so he is on his back, Jeri is on top of him.
Jeri has planted her feet now, she is starting to bounce up and down, they are
holding hands, Jeri is riding him harder and harder.
Matt is starting to thrust up into her now, Jeri has frozen now, I think she is
having the final orgasm, she is trying to scream but nothing is coming out, Matt
is knocking her up into the air with his thrusts.
I think Jeri is out cold, she isn't moving, Matt is still ramming it to her, I
think we should break it up before some real damage is done.
Amanda is running over to help, she is pulling Jeri off of Matt, she laid Jeri
on her back, Amanda is now on her knees in front of Matt, she has her mouth wide
open and is pointing, Matt has laid his cock on her tongue.
Matt is stroking his cock, he is dumping a load on Amanda's tongue, Amanda is a
real trooper, when she comes of age she is going to be something, she didn't
spill a drop.
Amanda is leaning over Jeri, she has just spit he load into Jeri's mouth, it is
dripping from the corners of her lips, what a sight.
That's all the show we have for today folks, I want to thank my audience for
coming today, as a thank you, you can all come up and jerk off into Jeri's
mouth, Happy new years.
What's that, all right, Kari insists that you all jerk off into her mouth too.
You can see Kari in many B movies including Hit and Run, and Sex and the other
man, also see her on reruns of Sliders. You can see Amanda on her show Amanda,
if it's still on. You can also get Kari's hit, I'm sorry I just can't say it,
her c d Shiny, she has sold tens of them.
I would like to thank or guest today, pop star Mariah Carey, and the star of
Star trek Voyager Jeri Ryan.
Join us next week when or special guest star will be from the Drew Carey show,
Christa Miller.
Thank you all once again and remember.
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.

[davesmistress]

The Wonder Mike Show 20
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading


THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 20


Hi there and welcome to my little show, I think it's going to be a
great one, we have our first returning guest to Neve Campbell, I
have a new respect for her.

Also with me today is the star of Amanda, little Amanda Bynes,
plus as usual my co host Kari Wuhrer.

We as always are joined by my best friend in the whole world and the
man with the worlds largest penis Matt. He of course has a special
musical guest for us today.

So with further ado, and does anyone know what ado is? And why don't
we want any more of it? Anyway here's Matt and his surprise guest.

Thanks Mike my special guest today has hit number one on the
charts with the album on the six, you off course know her from "The
dress" Miss Jennifer Lopez, please give her a big hand.

Welcome Jennifer congratulations on having a number one album and of
course the dress, but what where you thinking "Puffy Combs?" you
could do better. And of course thanks for wearing "the Dress."

I guess that was a compliment Matt, I have a good relationship with
Sean or Puffy if you will, he has mad my music career a success.

You have come a long way, Jennifer, from Fly girl to bad movies to a
major star, that proves that anybody can become famous.

Thanks again Matt I have heard about the show but I have never seen
it, I would
like to sing for you now.

Wait a minute Jennifer, I have a couple of more questions. Did you
really insure
your ass?

Yes, Matt I did insure my body with Lloyds of London, not just my
number one asset.

That's cool Jennifer, Kari wants to talk to you now.

That's nice, she is cute and I like her show.

Shut up bitch, I want to get you to get me into one
of your movies, Will you do it bitch.

You have a real potty mouth Kari, do you kiss your mother with that
mouth?

I'll show you what I kiss, Lay down slut.

I will not.

Yes, you will Jennifer, take off that dress. I don't want to rip it
off you, I will look great in it, the way a real woman with
real boobs would.

Real Boobs? there is nothing real about your boobs Kari, in fact I'm
going to make you give me a tongue bath.

Bring it on Jennifer you bitch.

Matt, don't just stand there, go get some mud, Jell-O and oil,
what do I pay you for?

I guess I have to do everything.

Kari has pulled the dress right off of Jennifer, it slipped right
off, Kari pushed her over onto her back, she has pinned Jennifer's
ankles behind her on head, I didn't know she was so flexible, she
must be good in bed, what an athlete.

Kari just jammed three fingers into Jennifer cunt, man she has a
tight pussy, the tightest I think I have ever seen, she can barely
take three fingers.

Jennifer is starting to hump Kari's fingers, I can't believe it,
Jennifer has grabbed her by the hair and rolled over, Jennifer is
sitting on Kari's face now, she is ordering Kari to eat her.

Jennifer is banging Kari's head against the floor as she is forcing
Kari to eat her, I have never seen Kari get dominated like this
before. Kari has her whole tongue jammed into Jennifer's cunt.

Jennifer Lopez is sliding back and forth on Kari's tongue, she has
reached back
and shoved four fingers into Kari's cunt, I have never heard Kari
make that sound before, I think she is going to cum.

Kari has wrapped her legs around Jennifer's arms, she is fucking
herself with Jennifer's fingers.

Kari has now rammed three fingers into Jennifer's cunt, they are
finger fucking
each other, I think this is the hottest scene we have ever filmed.

Jennifer is leaning over, she is eating Kari out, they both have a
handful of each
others hair and the each have a cunt full of each others fingers.

Little Amanda Bynes is going over to get a closer look, that is
sweet of her, wait
a minute Amanda has rolled the two of them over Kari is back on top,
Amanda has grabbed Jennifer by the arms and pulled them over her
head.

Kari has jammed her whole hand into Jennifer's cunt. Jennifer is
screaming at the top of her lungs, Kari is ramming her hand inside
of Jennifer harder and harder with each stroke.

Jennifer has stopped struggling now, Amanda is sucking Jennifer's
small little tits, I don't think Jennifer notices though.

Kari is twisting and turning her arm inside of Jennifer, I don't
think she can hold out much longer.

Kari is rolling Jennifer over to her hands and knees now, that is a
great ass shot, I think I will make that my Christmas cards.

Kari has stuffed three fingers into Jennifer's ass now, Kari is
double penetrating her, I know Jennifer won't last long.

Kari's hands are working like pistons, she has now shoved a fourth
finger into Jennifer's ass, I knew she had to take it up the ass.

Jennifer is howling now, I think she is cumming, yes, it is
squirting out of her cunt. It is shooting like a fountain down
Kari's arm. Amanda is licking Kari's arm clean. It looks like we
have another winner.

I hope you enjoyed your stay here today Jennifer.

Yes, I did Mike, of course it was just a warm up for Puffy and his
friends.

Well, that was exciting folks, but we still have our special guest
appearance, Kari and Matt are in back getting fluffed up for his
appearance.

Pleas welcome the Star of the three Scream movies plus Drowning Mona
and the hit television show Party of Five Neve Campbell.

Welcome Neve, and thanks for returning, I know you had a rough
time of it last
time but I assure you it will be different this time.

I hope so Mike, I was just getting warmed up when you broke us up.

I am truly sorry, now tell us when we will be seeing the porn movie
you made.

I told you not to start that again Mike.

I am truly sorry once again Neve.

You are doing really well, with the Scream franchise, that series
can go on forever.

Mike we aren't making any more of those movies.

That's o k Neve, Party of Five is a hit show that can run for
another four or five years.

Mike, Party of five has been canceled.

I am so sorry, I wish I had seen more then two episodes, I have one
on tape that I haven't seen yet though, I am doing my part.

Mike I think the audience is tired of your banter, you
know why everyone is here.

Yes, I do Neve, before we get started I just want to say, I love
your speech pattern and if you ever need another job, you have a
place at my side.

Thanks Mike, I hope Kari didn't hear that.

I heard it bitch and I have something for you after the show.
I can't wait Kari, I will give you the same thing I gave Denise
Richards after the camera stopped rolling.

Hold on girls, we can do that show anther time, anyway, here's Matt.


Matt is completely naked and his twenty inches are fully erect, Neve
is on her hands and knees crawling over to him.

She is at his feet now looking into his eyes, Matt is yanking her by
her short hair, he is guiding her lips to his massive cock, she
wrapped her lips around it.

Neve has lips made for cock sucking, she would be a great co host.

I heard that Mike, I'll kill the talentless bitch first.

Calm down Kari, and how can you call her talentless, she has half of
Matt's cock rammed down her throat, look at the bulge in her neck.

Neve is bobbing her head up and down, Matt is stroking her hair. He
is laying her on her back now, what a gentleman.

Matt is laying on top of her, he has placed the head of his cock at
the opening
of her pussy, he just rammed it in, Neve has swallowed up the whole
thing, what a pro.

Neve has wrapped her legs around Matt's waist, they are rolling from
side to side,
Matt is slowly thrusting in and out as Neve humps up onto him.

They have rolled all the way over now, Neve is on top of him now.
She is standing
up, she has pulled the cock all the way out she has slammed her cunt
back all they way down on it.

She is pulling it out again, now she is slamming back down, I have
never seen anybody fuck Matt like that before.

Matt is holding her on his cock now, he is beginning to pump up into
her now, Neve is starting to gasp now, I think Matt is going to give
it to her now.

Matt is ramming his cock in and out now, Neve is screaming this is
what she came here for, Matt is giving her the fucking of her life.

Amanda is coming over to get a closer look now, she is grabbing Neve
around the waist, she is lifting her up and down, Neve is starting
to tremble.

They have pulled Amanda off of Matt's cock now, they are laying her
on her stomach, Matt is laying on top of her, he has entered her
stretched cunt again,

Amanda is lifting Neve up to her hands and knees, they are holding
her up, Matt
is ramming it too her from behind, Amanda is pushing Neve back and
forth, I don't
think Neve can handle much more, she has stopped screaming.

Neve has gone limp, Matt and Amanda have let her go, Neve is face
first on the ground, I think she is out cold. Yes, Neve is out.

Amanda is stroking Matt's cock now, she has wrapped her lips around
it, I can't believe how big that thirteen year old mouth is, she has
over two-thirds of Matt's cock buried down her throat.

Amanda is pulling out the monster cock, it is limp. She is kissing
Neve now, Amanda is lifting Neve's head up, Neve has a mouth full of
cum, it is magic, lay her on her side so she doesn't choke.

The cum is dripping out of Neve's mouth, it has been a great show
tonight.

Please join us next week for the special Wonder Mike birthday show,
we have scheduled from Buffy the Vampire slayer and Angel, Sarah
Michelle Gellar, Allyson Hannigan, and Charisma Carpenter, plus Matt
has promised me many surprises, it will be my best birthday ever.

I would like to thank my special guest today, actress and singer,
Jennifer Lopez and Neve Campbell.

Please watch Sliders on the Sci Fi channel, plus every Saturday you
can see Amanda on her show "Amanda" on Nickelodeon.

No, I didn't forget Amanda, you can also go to Amanda's official
website, Amandaplease.com.

Please join us next week for a very special show.

The most important thing in the world is Raiders rule,
Chargers suck Goodnight now.

[davesmistress]

The Wonder Mike Show 17
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading.

THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 17

Welcome to my return show, they tried to keep us off the air
but it is useless, we cannot be killed. We have a big show for you
today, my special guest are from the hit syndicated show Xena, Warrior
princess, Lucy Lawless and Rene O conner. We also have an extra special
surprise guest, so old on it's going to be a bumpy ride.

I would like to bring out my co stars, first of all, from the hit show
Sliders Miss Kari Wuhrer, and my best friend in the whole world, the man
with the worlds largest penis. Matt. Give them a big hand.
Kari I know you have a surprise for us, but before you unveil it, I want
to welcome you back, I see you did a commercial while you where gone. I wonder
who you blew to get that job, or who you didn't blow.
Fuck you Mike, I don't have to blow anyone for parts, I do it for fun.
That's really nice Kari, please remember, you give the blow jobs after the
dinner and movie, that way they don't kick you out before they pay, just a
little
advice from me to you.
Thanks Mike, I'll remember that always.
Anyway, Kari, it is time for you to unleash you surprise for us, so the floor is
all yours.
Thanks Mike. I have a huge surprise guest for you today, somebody bring her out.
What's going on her Kari? Why are they pushing out a wheel chair? And Why is
there a
tarp over it?
My surprise was reluctant to come here today Mike, I had to use just a little
force, but
her she is my ex co star, and star of the hit A B C show Sports Night, Sabrina
Lloyd.
She would be glad to do an interview with you Mike, but as you can see she has a
ball
gag in her mouth, and she is ties to the wheel chair, notice how her legs are
spread
wide, as I lift her short leather skirt, you can plainly see she is not wearing
any
panties.
It is a very pretty sight Kari I will be having dreams about it for a long time,
I just
wish you told me you were bringing somebody in against her will, this is my show
you know and I would hate to be sued and lose all my money.
You can quit laughing now, you can get blood out of a turnip. Anyway lets see
what you have planned for us today.
Thanks once again Mike, I am going to eat her until she is going to cum, then
I'm going to make her beg me to finish her, she ruined my show when she left and
I am going to make her pay, I have to go back to making those movies again
because of her and my jaw is sore from the auditions.
See how easily her skirt folds up, it is tight but is has slits up the side, let
me unbutton her shirt now, she has a nice set of small tits, they are a perfect
size, the perfect mouthful, she how one of them fits exactly into my mouth, I am
lightly biting her nipple now, look at her chest rising up and down, you know
she wants me.
I am slipping my middle finger into her cunt now, she is wet already, I knew she
was a horny bitch the first time I met her, she tried to get me fired from
Sliders every day, but I out lasted her. I showed her who the bitch was.
Sabrina is trying to spread her legs wider apart now, look at that, I am
slipping a second finger inside of her, watch as I slowly work it in and out, I
am going to lick her clit now, she will be begging for it any minute now.
Watch as I slip a third finger inside of her, look at her arch her back, you can
tell she wants it, I am going to let one of the audience members lick my fingers
when I am done with her. Just kidding you know I wouldn't let any of you lick my
boots, you can of course find my album Shiny at all fine record stores.
I am turning my fingers from side to side now as I lick her clit, you can tell
she is having trouble breathing now, it won't be long now, I am turning my hand
faster and faster now, I am slipping a fourth finger inside of her now.
You can tell she is trying to scream, her cunt is tight, if she wasn't so wet, I
wouldn't be able to get four fingers inside of her, but I am having no trouble,
I am going to spin my hand all the way around now, and then spin it back. That
should do the trick.
I am going to take her ball gag off now, I want to here her beg, I am pulling my
fingers out of her now, what do you have to say now bitch?
Fuck me you whore, you are the reason I left Sliders in the first place, I
couldn't stand the site of you, now fuck me you bitch.
I am jamming my whole hand inside of Sabrina now Mike, listen to her scream, she
is trying to fuck my hand, I am working it in and out of her, faster with each
stroke, she is going to cum, now somebody come get this bitch and wheel her out
of here, back
to you Mike. Look for my C D Shiny at all fine record stores.
Thanks Kari, that was interesting, I guess, before I bring out my special guest
today, I want you all to look forward to the big Christmas orgy I am planning, I
hope to either bring in the cast of Popular, Dawson's creek, Charmed, Friends,
Party
of Five, or Buffy the Vampire slayer, or maybe even the women of W C W, to have
their way with me, I just haven't decided yet, oh well there is still time.
Anyway lets bring out the stars of Xena, Lucy Lawless and Rene O. Conner, please
give them a really big hand.
Welcome to my little show, I am glad you could make it all the way here from New
Zealand.
We wouldn't miss it for the world Mike, we are big fans of your show and there
are some myths we want to disprove. Me and Rene have also argued over who is the
better fuck, we will settle that here today also.
What would those myths be? the big one?

That's right Mike, we are here to prove that we are not lesbians, Xena and
Gabrielle are, but we are not, people need to no the difference, and that's why
we are here.
I am glad to have you both here today, I am sure you will be able to prove to
your fans that you are completely into men, and I have the man for you, Matt
move it on over here, ladies he's all yours.
Rene is unzipping Matt's pants, his cock is fully erect, all twenty inches in
it's glory,
Rene is on her knees and licking up and down the shaft, Lucy is laying down
underneath Rene, she has buried her tongue deep into Rene's cunt.
Rene is wiggling her ass back and forth on Lucy's face, Lucy is stuffing her
tongue deeper inside of her friend, I am surprised that Rene is a natural
blonde, I also love her new short hair cunt, it matches her bush.
Rene has the tip of Matt's cock in her mouth, I didn't realize how big her mouth
is, she is slowly working her way down, Matt has a handful of her hair, he must
really love his job, I need to make him pay more to keep it.
Matt has pulled out of Rene's mouth, he is laying on top of Lucy now, he just
rammed his giant cock into her cunt, you can hear it squishing, she must be
dripping wet, Matt's cock slid in easily.
Lucy has wrapped her legs around his waist, she is humping up onto him, what a
wild cat, she made his entire cock disappear Matt is ramming it too her as hard
as he can, Lucy is just grunting "Harder."
Rene has grabbed Lucy by the hair, she is pulling her head up, forcing Lucy to
fuck her with her tongue, Matt is ramming it too her even harder, the juices are
dripping out of Lucy's cunt now, she is amazing.
Rene is standing over Lucy now, she has grabbed Lucy by the hand, she stuffed
four of Lucy's fingers into her mouth, she is sucking on Lucy's hand, Rene has a
big mouth, she is jamming the four fingers into her cunt now.
Matt has pulled out of Lucy now, she is rolling over to her hands and knees,
Matt is entering here from behind, Lucy has slammed her cunt back onto him. Matt
has grabbed her by the hair. He is slapping her ass as he rams his monster cock
into her.
Lucy is slamming her cunt back onto him like an animal, listen to her growl, she
is going to be embarrassed when she sees the tape of this.
Lucy has planted he elbow, Rene is sitting on her four fingers, Rene is bouncing
up and down on Lucy's hand, Lucy is spinning her hand around, look at that huge
grin on Rene's face.
Rene has reached down, she grabbed Lucy's thumb, she is ramming it into her
cunt, Lucy's whole hand as vanished inside of her, it's like magic. Rene is
jamming her arm deeper and deeper with each squat she takes.
Rene has jerked the hand out of her cunt, she is standing next to Matt now, he
has jerked the cock out of Lucy, Lucy has fallen face first, I think she is
done, Rene is rolling Matt onto his back, she is sitting on his cock now.
She has gotten the tip of it in now, she is tighter than Lucy, I think Lucy's
arm as loosened her up though, she is slowly working her way down, it is a tight
blonde squeeze, but if you guys cheer her on, I think she can do it.
She has gotten the entire twenty inches in now she is starting to raise up
again, she is now slowly riding him, I knew she could do it.
Matt is thrusting up into her now, faster and harder with each stroke, Rene is
completely opened up now, she is jumping up and down on his cock, Rene used to
have such a pretty pussy, I hope Matt doesn't ruin it. We can keep our fingers
crossed.
Rene has wrapped her arms around Matt, she is slapping her ass up and down, she
is fucking Matt almost as good as Lucy did, they are both amazing, it looks like
she is trying to drive him through the floor, I think her high pitched screams
are going to shatter the windows.
It looks like Matt is going to cum, yes he is, Rene has fallen off his cock, I
hope she didn't hurt herself, Matt is stuffing his cock into her mouth, he is
pumping is cum directly into her mouth. Rene is kneeling over Lucy now, she is
opening her mouth,
Lucy is sticking out her tongue, Rene is letting the cum drip from her mouth
into Lucy's, they are quite the pair. I don't think they dispelled the myth
though.
That's all the show we have for today folks, join us next week when my special
guest star will be, is that right, I have been trying to get her forever, the
true star of Star Trek Voyager, Jeri Ryan.
I wan to thank you all for coming today, and our guest today, Sabrina Lloyd,
catch her every Tuesday on Sports Night, on A B C, also I'd like to thank our
extra special guest stars Lucy Lawless and Rene O. Conner, catch them every day
in syndication, on Xena. I didn't forget Kari, Look for the c d Shiny at all
finer record stores.

Remember angels fly because they take themselves lightly, see you next week

[davesmistress]

The Wonder Mike Show 19
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading

THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 19

Welcome and thank you all for coming to my humble little show,
we have a nice one planned for you today our special guest star
today is from the hit A B C show Drew Carrey, Christa Miller.

I also understand that Matt has a special guest for us today.
As always we are joined by my co host, B movie star and the woman
who killer Sliders Kari Wuhrer.

Watch you mouth Kari, Joan Severance would love to have this job, your
lucky I like you.
Let's turn the show over to Matt and see what he has in store for us
today.

Thanks Mike, I have another special guest who would like to be the
Wonder Mike lead singer, please welcome Roseanne Barr.
I'm just kidding Mike, wake up, Mike. Mike, Great I think we killed him,
wait he's up. some people just can't take a joke.
Please welcome my special guest singer, Cheryl Crow.
It is great to have you here, I loved your work on the
Bond soundtrack, you have a wonderful voice.
Thank you Matt, I have heard strange things about this show
and I though it would be fun.
So you would like to sing on the show Cheryl?
That would be nice Matt, but I understand that you
where looking for a co host, that's what me agent told
me to say.
Look out Cheryl. Back to you Mike.
Thanks Matt, I guess Cheryl said those words that should
never be uttered on this show.
Kari has her by the hair, she is dragging her around the stage,
Cheryl is kicking and screaming, Kari just ripped the shirt right
off her back, she has a handful of Cheryl's tits, man Cheryl
has a nice set.
Not as nice as yours of course Kari.
Kari has pulled the jeans right off of Cheryl, Kari just slammed
two fingers right through Cheryl's panties, it is cool watching
her panties go in and out of her cunt.
Kari has poked a hole right through her panties now, she
has jammed three fingers into her pussy, look how tight
that school teachers cunt is. How come I never had teachers
like that?
Cheryl has rolled over to her hand and knees, she is rocking back
and forth onto Kari's fingers, Kari just rammed her whole hand into
her cunt.
Cheryl is rocking back onto Kari's hand, I guess all she wants to do
is have some fun.
Cheryl is pinching her nipples, those are a nice pair of globes, she has
the body of a porn star.
Kari is twisting her hand around and around, she has a handful of Cheryl's
hair now, Cheryl is slamming back onto Kari's arm now, I hope Kari doesn't
lose her watch.
It looks like Cheryl is cumming, yes she is. I can see it dripping down
Kari's arm, it looks like Cheryl is done, she is laying limp on the stage,
security, come remove her, I guess it's another week without a singer.
Let's keep things moving along, the first thing I want to say is
to Matt.
You know we don't have many rules, but rule number one is No fat chicks,
rule number two, see rule number one. Always remember that when booking
guest, I don't want to here Roseanne's name ever mentioned on this show
again.
Before we bring out our special guest star I have two announcements
the first one is I will be signing autographs Monday the 28th of Feb
at the Riverside resort and casino in Laughlin Nevada, I hope to see
the millions and millions, Okay the thousands and thousands, all right
one fan there.
I tried to take my best friend in the whole world Matt into going,
but he doesn't want to meet the humanoids, I mean the fans.
The second announcement is Alyssa Milano still hasn't gotten back
to me about my marriage proposal to Holly Marie Combs, I am
sure Alyssa is dependable, and why wouldn't Holly want to marry me,
I sent my proposal through the mail but it was returned, I found a site
that had her E mail address but there where a hundred posters there that
called themselves Holly or Piper, I guess I could have figured out which
one she was but I just couldn't read through all the crap.
Anyway lets bring out our special guest Christa Miller, please
give her a big hand.
Welcome Christa, first of all I would dump Holly for you any day, but
I have to give her a chance to respond first.
Thanks Mike, I guess that was a compliment.
Yes, it was Christa, you are a beautiful woman who can play a guys best
friend, not many people cold pull that off. My favorite moment from the
show was when you did the I quit dance, you looked so cute in those hip
hugging sweat pants. I can't wait to do that dance.

I think Drew is the funniest show on television and I know one day you will
get an Emmy, of course that will be the day that the stop letting people over
70 vote on those things.
You are too kind Mike, I am really glad I came here today, Kathy
Kinney sent me here, I guess she wanted to make up to me for being such
a bitch on the set, can I say bitch on this show?
It's o k Christa, but remember this is a family show.
I heard about the fight between you and Kathy, I am glad to see the two
of you have made up.
We haven't really made up yet Mike, but we have been cordial to each other.
I was scared about doing this interview Mike, I have never seen this show and
Kathy didn't tell me what to expect.
I can show you exactly what to expect Christa, close your eyes and slowly
turn around.
OH MY God, what is that thing?
It's just Matt and his twenty inch monster, and it's all yours Christa, I think
I am going to enjoy this almost as much as you are.
I don't know about this Mike, what will the people think?
It will make you a bigger star like it did for Pam Anderson.
O K Mike, I think you are right.
Christa has wrapped both hands around Matt's cock, her fingers
aren't even touching, this is going to be great.
She is licking up and down the shaft of his cock, Matt is stroking
her hair, how cute.
Christa is swaying her ass from side to side, I love he narrow
little ass, excuse me for a minute while I go give it a kiss.
I'm back, Matt is laying on his back, Christa is pumping her hands
up and down on his cock as she stands over the monster, she is lowering
herself.
The tip of cock as entered her, she is going lower, and lower, she is swaying
from side to side as she lowers herself, she has made the entire twenty inches
disappear, what a woman.
Christa is starting to slowly go up and down on the cock, she has an ear
to ear grin on her face, I bet I can make her pay for joining the show.
Matt is beginning to thrust up into her, she has wrapped her arms around
his neck.

Matt is ramming it too her now, he has knocked her back up to her feet, Christa
is starting to scream now. She is on her toes as Matt rams it too her, she is
screaming louder and louder.
Matt is rolling over, he is on top of her now, Christa is laying face first
as Matt rams it too her, she as stopped screaming now.
Matt is using her tits for handles as he rams it too her, Christa has stopped
moving, I think she is out cold.
Matt is rocking back, Kari has came over to help him, he is standing up, Christa
is impaled on his cock, she is out cold, Matt and Kari are raising her up and
down on
his cock.
It is like she is on a pogo stick, they are raising and lowering her faster and
faster, she will never be the same again.
Kari has pulled Christa off the monster cock now, she has stuffed Matt's
cock down her throat, Matt is stroking it, he is pumping his load into Kari's
mouth.
Kari as caught it all, she is leaning over Christa now, she is pulling Christa's
tongue out of her mouth, she as spit Matt's load onto her tongue, what a great
show,
I love Christa, why can't I have a best friend like that?
I guess that's the show for tonight, join us for our next big show when
our special gust making a return appearance will be Neve Campbell, I promised
she could come back, Matt also promises someone special, plus the return of
Amanda
Bynes.
Don't forget the special autograph session Feb 28 at the Riverside resort
and casino, Laughlin Nevada.
Please remember Raiders Rule Chargers suck, goodnight now

[davesmistress]

The Wonder Mike Show 21
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations,
if you are under age or easily offended. Stop reading.

THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 21
By Wonder Mike

Welcome and thanks for dropping by once again for the highest
rated show on channel 69, we have an extra special show for you
for you tonight, I am joined today be mega B movie star and
television icon Kari Wuhrer, the star of her own Nick television
show Amanda, Amanda Bynes, and the man with the largest cock in the
world, Matt.
Or special guest star today is the star of hit w b show Seventh Heaven
Jessica Biel, making a return visit.
What is it Matt?
Jessica can't be here today Mike, we got a letter from Aaron Spelling
informing us that she would not be allowed back on the show as long
as she worked for him. I have been working on a replacement.
Thanks for telling me about it before the show, in case you didn't notice
that was my sarcastic voice.
I guess today will only be a special show, because I had a surprise of my own
planned, I guess I'll bring her out now, please welcome my close personal friend
and music super star Janet Jackson.
It is an honor to have you here miss Jackson, if your nasty I guess, you don't
remember me do you?
I really don't Mike.
Think back Janet, to your first time on tour with your brothers, I think you
where
around thirteen, Marlon Jackson arranged for an escort for you through the city,
back stage and for the celebrity basketball game they were playing. He did that
throughout he the local president of the Jackson five fan club, who just
happened to be my sister, I was going to be your escort.
I remember when we met, I pulled my sister aside and said, "Man, she's a dog,
I'm not doing it, I have my standards." Then I left. You where not a very pretty
young girl, so I hope you don't hold it against me.
I remember you now, I thought you where cute, and wondered where you went. I
realize I wasn't that good looking at that age.
I am glad you aren't holding a grudge Janet, you are a good person, just think,
it could be me divorcing you and taking half your money now, damn it all,
actually I wouldn't take half of your money, I would have been happy with $15
million, she what you missed out on. Excuse me while I go beat my head against
the wall.
O k, I'm back Janet, lets move on to other things, I understand you are paying
your
Ex $30 million to keep quiet about some sexual secret, the speculation has been
running rampant about what it might be, now is your chance to spill the beans
and save
yourself some money.
I am sorry Mike, I am not prepared to divulge anything at this time.
That's o k Janet, just tell us, does it involve farm animals?
I refuse to answer that question Mike.
That's fine Janet, does it involve Michael and some young boy?
I refuse to answer that question, and it does not, I am not into young
boys. I AM interested in meeting Amanda though.
That's cool Janet, Amanda, please join us.
Glad to Mike, and don't forget to watch Amanda every weekend on Nick.
That's good Amanda, now Janet, what would you like to say to Amanda.
Amanda I would like to meet and eat you.
What do you say to that Amanda?
Amanda is pulling her tee shirt over her head, she is going to have some
huge hooters someday, I can tell, they are just tennis balls with nipples now.
Janet has taken off her jeans, look at that ass, are you jealous that everybody
talks about Jennifer Lopez's ass and not about your Janet?
No, I am not Mike, I like my ass fine.
Yes, I know Kari, it is not better than yours, and she doesn't have a better
body than you at this time, of course when she goes on tour, Janet seems to lose
about 15 pounds.
Janet is laying Amanda on her back now, Amanda is all legs and they are spread
wide, Janet is rubbing her thirteen year old clit, it isn't too hard to figure
out what her secret is, of course I could be wrong.
Amanda has wrapped her legs around Janet's face, she is pulling her face into
her cunt, Janet has shoved her tongue deep into Amanda's cunt, I may be a pig
but this is exciting.
Janet is wiggling her tongue around inside of Amanda, Amanda is giggling
uncontrollably, she is such a kid, Janet has slipped two fingers inside of
Amanda's cunt now.
Kari has joined them now, she has grabbed Amanda by the legs, she is pulling
them up and down, she is fucking Janet's fingers with Amanda's cunt, Janet has
slipped a third finger into Amanda's cunt.
Amanda has reached down and grabbed Janet by the wrist, she is fucking herself
with Janet's fingers, Amanda is cumming all over Janet's hand, man this is
exciting,
I think Amanda is finished.
Kari is laying Janet down now, Kari is on is on her hand and knees she is eating
out Janet now, Janet has a gaping pussy, Kari has slipped a finger into her
beautiful ass now.
Janet has brought her knees up to her chest, Kari has shoved two fingers into
her
pussy and two into her ass, Amanda is behind Kari now, she is rubbing her clit,
man
this is exciting.
Kari is swaying back and forth, Amanda has slipped three fingers into Kari's
cunt,
Kari has shoved three fingers into Janet's cunt, it is like a reverse Oreo
sandwich,
I wish I was in the middle.
Janet has instructed Amanda and Kari to stand up, she is laying on her back,
she is bringing her knees up, so her feet are pointing straight up and down, she
is telling
Amanda and Kari to ride her feet.
Kari is squatting over her right foot, Amanda is over her left foot, Amanda has
stuffed four toes into her tiny cunt, Kari has easily rammed her entire foot
deep into her pussy, Kari is slamming her cunt up and down on Janet's foot,
Amanda has managed to get her foot past the toes into her cunt.
Matt has whipped put his twenty inch cock, it is fully erect, he is kneeling
over Janet, she has gotten her mouth around the tip, she has a big mouth, Matt
is fucking her face, he has stuffed about eight inches of cock down her throat.
I think this is our best show to date.
Janet's entire right foot has vanished inside of Kari's cunt, Janet has grabbed
Kari by her giant boobs and is lifting her up and down, Kari really doesn't need
any help, it looks like she is on a pogo stick.
Amanda has rammed Janet's entire left foot into her pussy, she is just sitting
on it enjoying the feeling, wait a minute, Amanda is starting to spin around on
Janet's foot, around and around she goes, Kari is slamming up and down even
harder, both Amanda and Kari are screaming at the top of their lungs.
Matt is pointing his cock at Janet's cunt, he has slammed dit all the way in, I
can't believe how easily it went in, Matt is ramming it in and out, now Janet is
screaming almost as loud as Kari and Amanda.
Kari is spinning around on Janet's foot now, Amanda is jumping up and down on it
now, they are both cumming, look at the juices roll down Janet's feet, they have
both fallen off now, Amanda is licking Kari's juices off Janet's right foot,
Kari is licking Amanda's off of her left foot.
Matt is turning Janet over now, she is on all fours, look at that ass, Janet is
wiggling it
back and forth, Matt has slammed his cock into her cunt.
Janet is rocking back onto his cock, Matt is ramming it as hard as he can, It
has been a long time since I've seen Matt fuck someone like that. I don't think
he will be able to hold out for very long.

Amanda is behind Matt pushing him from behind, Kari is n front of Janet, pushing
her back by the shoulders, Janet is starting to shake, I think she is cumming,
Matt is ramming it to her harder, Janet is cumming all over his cock.
Matt is starting to shake, it looks like he is cumming too, Amanda has pulled
his cock out of Janet, Matt is cumming, Amanda has shoved ten inches of cock
down her throat, she has one of the biggest mouths I have ever seen, she has
swallowed all of Matt's cum, I can't believe her mother didn't teach her to
share. That's all the time we have for today's show, please join us for our next
episode.
I have been getting complaints about missing shows, I have other work to do, my
plan is to win the powerball lottery then spin all my time on the show, I
realize if there is a God I will win the lottery by the end of the month or I
will have to tell the story about the not so virgin Mary, God and the goat.
Thanks for stopping by, you can see Amanda every weekend on the Amanda show and
at her website, Amandaplease.com, you can see Kari almost every day on late
night Cinemax in some B movie or other
and of course on re runs of sliders. No, I didn't forget Kari, if you want you
can't hear her sing on he CD "Shiny" in the bargain bin of all large music
stores.
That's all the time for today, always remember Angel's fly because they take
themselves lightly and of course Raiders rule Chargers suck, goodnight now.

THE END

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The Wonder Mike Show 22
THE WONDER MIKE SHOW 22


Welcome and thanks for coming to the show, I had a very special guest
lined up for today, but she couldn't make it, but that's o k, we can just
sit
and talk, I have an important announce regarding Mtv.

Matt: You know you can't call our station that.

Mike: I can do anything I want, let me introduce my helpers, we have my
best friend in the whole world Matt, plus B movie superstar, Kari Wuhrer,
and the star of the Amanda show Amanda Bynes. Matt, I hope you came
through for me today.

Matt: Of course I did Mike, that's why you think about paying me.

Mike: That's right Matt, I think about it at least once a month, who do
you have for us today?

Matt: I have your favorite superstar in all the world.

Mike: You brought Alyssa Milano. Thank you.

Matt: No it's not Alyssa.

Mike: You bought Melissa Joan Hart. You are the king.

Matt: No, it's not Melissa.

Mike: OK, Oh my God, it Holly Marie Combs, I love you man.

Matt: No, it's not Holly, I'm sorry.

Mike: I've got it, my favorite Alyssa Hannigan, you are my God.

Matt: It's not Alyson, did you ever think you have a thing for witches?

Mike: I don't know what your taking about.

Matt: I have brought to you today, and for the rest of the season, a new
co host, Tammy Lynn Sytch.

Mike: You are the king Matt.

It is an honor to have you hear Tammy, I have been a long time fan, and if
your watching dear sweet Alyssa, those other girls mean nothing to me,
and you still haven't e mailed me telling me whether on not Holly is going
to accept my proposal.

Mike: Tammy, what have you been up to? I must say you look great, you must
have lost twenty pounds since we saw you last on television.

Tammy: Me and Chris Candido have been working the Indies' I have been
working out and getting back into shape, Matt offered me a chance to
get back on television. Wrestling has gone to crap now, maybe this is
where my talents lay.

Mike: What do you mean Matt? another co-host?

Matt: That's right Mike, we are going to need another co host in the near
future. Or show has been challenged.

Mike: Wait a minute Kari, calm down, she not going to replace, look out.

Kari just tackled Tammy, Tammy has rolled her over, Tammy just ripped off
Kari's shirt, Tammy is beating Kari's head against the floor, somebody
needs to stop this, Matt, go break it up.

Matt: In a minute.

Mike: Kari has been beaten down, Amanda is coming to help, Tammy has
grabbed Amanda by the hair, she is stuffing Amanda's head underneath
Kari skirt, she is forcing Amanda to eat her.

Kari is spreading her legs, Tammy is rubbing Amanda's head up and down
Kari's legs, Kari is wrapping her legs around Amanda's head, she is
squeezing.

Amanda has her tongue buried deep inside Kari's cunt, now Amanda is
reaching up through Tammy's mini skirt, Tammy isn't wearing any panties,
Amanda has jammed three fingers into Tammy's cunt.

Tammy is now riding Amanda's tiny fingers, Amanda is pumping them up into
her, Tammy is slamming down on them, Amanda has just stuffed four
fingers into Tammy's pussy. Look at Tammy go, she is slamming up and Down
on Amanda, I love it.

Kari has rolled over, she is on top of Tammy now, Amanda is sitting on her
face. Kari is grinding her hips all over Tammy's face, she has now stuffed
two of her own fingers into Tammy's cunt.

Amanda is twisting and turning her fingers into Tammy's cunt, Kari just
rammed two more fingers into her cunt, Tammy is shaking now, Kari and
Amanda are giving her the Wonder Mike welcome.

Amanda and Kari has both worked their tongues into Tammy's pussy, I don't
know where a 14 year old learned to tongue like that, of course when I
was 14, I was a master too.

They are lapping away at Tammy like dogs, Tammy is reaching down, she has
two handfuls of hair, she is forcing Kari and Amanda to eat her, they
are pumping their fingers into the blonde bombshell.

Amanda and Kari are both shaking their heads with their tongues and
fingers rammed deep inside of Tammy, Amanda has managed to stuff her
whole hand inside of Tammy. Tammy is cumming all over Their hands.

Amanda is working her arm past the wrist into Tammy, the cum is dripping
out of Tammy's cunt, Amanda has rammed her arm even further into
Tammy's pussy.

Kari is licking the cum out of Tammy's cunt, Tammy is stroking her hair,
welcome to the Wonder Mike show and Mtv, it is an honor to have you, now
let her up before she passes out.

Mike: I am pleased to inform you that I lied to you earlier, we do have a
special guest star to, she wanted to wear out Kari before we announced
her, our special guest today is the star of the upcoming film Proof of
life, Meg Ryan. Opening next week.

Mike: Before we bring out Meg, I have the special announcement regarding
Mtv, there will be a new show debuting on the network, we have set up
a house with camera's in every room, we are putting in three superstars,
former Nitro girl Spice, and Actress's Lacey Chabert and Amy Jo Johnson.

What they don't know is that we have taken three convicts from the Lompoc
federal penitentiary and are putting them in the house, I am sure
wackiness will insue.

Tell your cable or satellite provider, "I want my Mtv." So you can watch
"Big Brotha's.

I have tried to get on a network, but for some reason they won't put me
on, the funny thing is they put the steaming pile of monkey crap the
Michael Richards show and Normal Ohio on.

There is one good thing about normal Ohio though, you can turn the sound
down and watch Jolie Fisher's boobs bounce around, I highly recommend
it

We have some special guest in the audience today, the leader in the world
of sports entertainment, Mr. Vince McMahon, also, there is former
football owner Eddie D in his usual front row seat, once again I see
Elvira and Kathy Griffin.

I also see Anne Heche, what's that Anne, you want to be on Big Brotha's,
we'll see if everybody shows up, I also see Ricky Martin and Kevin
Spacey who would have guessed.

It is time to welcome our special guest star Meg Ryan, please give her a
big hand.

She is wearing a yellow sundress, I don't believe she is wearing any
panties, thanks for lifting up you dress, no she is not wearing any
panties.

It is an honor to finally get to talk to you, I hope your remember that we
bumped into each other once before, it was in Hollywood, at a film
conference, not a movie conference, and actual; film conference, I have no
idea what you where doing there, you where with another blonde girl,
you walked into me, I looked up and almost threw up on you when I saw who
it was, you where the second most beautiful girl I had ever seen,
next to my ex fiance's sister, (which is why I didn't get married by the
way), and no, I didn't dump my fiance for her sister, that is
a story for another time.

Meg: That was interesting, I think I do remember, a guy almost throwing up
on me.

Mike: Lets talk about Proof of life, the movie has a big buzz, but not
about what happened on screen.

Meg: I'm not here to talk about my personal life, I am here for Matt.

Mike: I know Meg, we will get to that.

Meg: I want it now, and I want Kari off the set right now, do you hear me?

Mike: I hear you Meg, this is not the set of one of your movies, you can't
get people fired so you can get fucked, Kari wouldn't stand in your way
anyway.

Meg: You damn right she wouldn't I am willing to dump Russell for Matt,
right now.

Mike: Meg, you are still married to Quaid. I personally think they should
settle it in the octagon, but that's just me.

Meg: All right, I'll dump Dennis, Russell, and Matt for You.

Mike: I'm sorry Meg, I am saving myself for Alyssa, I mean Holly, I'm
sorry.

Meg: Then lets get to fucking.

Mike: Meg, watch your language, can't you see the kid?

Amanda: Fuck all of you.

Mike: Matt, I think we better get it on.

Matt is already naked, his eighteen inch missile is locked and loaded, he
is ready to go.

Meg has just ripped off her dress, man she has a great pair of tits,
Russell Crowe or Dennis Quaid is a very lucky man, she has dropped to her
knees, she is raring to go.

Matt is slapping her across the face with his massive member, Meg is
loving it, what a little slut, she is licking at his cock while he is
slapping her.

Matt has stuffed his cock down her throat, look at it disappear, she took
ten inches easy, another two inches is gone, now another, she must
come from a family of sword swallowers.

Matt is fucking her face now, he is grabbing her by the hair, that's not
like Matt, he is pumping away at her face, Meg is taking it deep, I would
have never guessed, I guess that's why Hollywood is fighting over her.

Matt is bending her over now, he is mounting her from behind, he still has
a handful of hair, he has rammed his cock into her, she is squealing like
a pig, listen to her.

Matt has worked his entire cock into her, she took it like a champ, Matt
is pumping away, Meg is beginning to rock back, Matt is pulling her back
by the hair, he is slamming her now.

Tammy is coming over to get a closer look, she has something behind her
back, it's a paddle, she just whacked Meg on the ass.

Tammy has a handful of Meg's tits now, she is whacking her ass with the
paddle, harder and harder with each whack, Matt is slam fucking her from
behind.

Meg is screaming now, her ass is bright red, it's about time she got some
color, Tammy is dropping the paddle now, she is laying down in front of
her.

Tammy is forcing Meg's face into her cunt, Tammy can't get enough, Meg has
stuck out her tongue, she is eating her out, Tammy is yanking on her
hair.

Meg is a quick study, she has her tongue buried deep inside of Tammy's
pussy, Tammy is cumming already, Matt is lifting Meg into the air, I
didn't think he could do it.

Matt is sliding her back and forth on his cock, he is slamming his cock
deep into her, Meg is begging for it, Matt can't hold out much longer.

Tammy has yanked Matt's cock out of Meg, she is working it down her
throat, she has twelve inches of cock down her throat, Matt is beginning
to shake.

Tammy has just pulled his cock out of her mouth, it is limp, Tammy has
just swallowed, it is over, Matt is slinking away, I guess that's all the
show
we have for you today.

Eddie: You call that a show? I have home movies better than that, and Matt
isn't even very good.

Kathy: I second that, there was more sex at the billboard awards, which I
just got back from. I have somebody right here who could have fucked
Tammy, Meg, Amanda and that slut Kari into Unconsciousness.

Mike: I'll believe that when I see it, Matt's the best in the world.

Kari: I'll kill you.

Mike: Calm down Kari.

Eddie: I have someone who will put everyone to shame, no contest.

Mike: Bring them all on, Matt will take on all comers.

Matt: Wait a minute, I think

Mike: Shut up Matt.

Vince: I think this sounds like a pay per view spectacular.

Mike: I think we should do it right here, on Mtv, on the
next episode of The Wonder Mike show, b y o b, that's
bring your own broads.

Kathy: I'll be here.

Eddie so will I.

So it's settled then, on the next very special episode of the Wonder Mike
Show.

That's all the time we have for today, I would like to thank our very
special guest Meg Ryan, you can see her next week in Proof of Life, you
can
also see Amanda every other weekend on the Amanda Show, and of course you
can see Kari at the B movie section of blockbuster.

Remember Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.

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